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Kro-Bar
Jul 24, 2004
USPOL May

Okay, I'm gonna ask... Who's Dave Bruebeck?

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Kro-Bar
Jul 24, 2004
USPOL May

OctaMurk posted:

We're in the bunker phase of the election, the only question is, will DJT literally kill himself on Nov. 9?

How would he get to launch Trump TV and soak up the adoration of his idiot fanbase if he kills himself?

Kro-Bar
Jul 24, 2004
USPOL May
Donald finally gets to be Donald! Is this the pivot we've been waiting for?

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/785842546878578688

Kro-Bar
Jul 24, 2004
USPOL May

https://twitter.com/emilynussbaum/status/785843596830371840

https://twitter.com/emilynussbaum/status/785844000372748288

:tinfoil:

Kro-Bar
Jul 24, 2004
USPOL May
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/785846205750337537

Kro-Bar
Jul 24, 2004
USPOL May
Maine Gov. Paul LePage: Maybe the country needs Trump to show 'authoritarian power'

Guys I don't think LePage is gonna withdraw his support for Trump.

Kro-Bar fucked around with this message at 16:08 on Oct 11, 2016

Kro-Bar
Jul 24, 2004
USPOL May
They're dropping like flies.

https://twitter.com/aaroncarter/status/785658225488072704

Kro-Bar
Jul 24, 2004
USPOL May

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

Maybe he's thinking that if you so far in one direction, then it warps around to the other side?

Obama's Totalitarian Government is creating a society with no government?

It's the same theory that says if you eat 5,000 calories a day, then eventually you will develop a higher base metabolism and start throwing up; ending up with you being skinny.

Or like that game Asteroids where if you go far enough to one side of the screen you pop out on the other side.

Kro-Bar
Jul 24, 2004
USPOL May

Mel Mudkiper posted:

the front runner of a 14 person primary

I guarantee if the Dems had run 14 people Bernie would have been the nominee

I think we'd be looking at President Jim Webb.

Kro-Bar
Jul 24, 2004
USPOL May

Zwabu posted:

Since I never watch TMZ or E!/Access Hollywood celeb shows I had no idea there was such a person as Billy Bush before, but he comes across as kind of a creepy mutant pervo corncob version of Michael J. Fox.

I think it's funny that Billy Bush will probably be remembered as having more effect on this election than Jeb! did.

Kro-Bar
Jul 24, 2004
USPOL May
So what's the over/under for how long it will take for another Trump video-bomb to drop?

https://twitter.com/MisterMcCracken/status/785885006841339904

Kro-Bar
Jul 24, 2004
USPOL May

Crow Jane posted:

This reminds me. Has anyone bothered to question Trump about history, American or World? I'm genuinely curious about what he thinks the past was like.

Nobody who would ask him questions like that is allowed, or willing, to ask him those questions.

Kro-Bar
Jul 24, 2004
USPOL May

Crow Jane posted:

I just feel like a candidate for President of the US should have been in at least Honors level history classes in school, if not AP.

Turns out all that's required is to be over 35 and a natural-born citizen!

Kro-Bar
Jul 24, 2004
USPOL May

Dexo posted:

Hahahaha

gently caress this loving election

https://twitter.com/latimes/status/786289108184424448

https://twitter.com/nickconfessore/status/786311423701950464

Not in my pangaea! :mad:

Kro-Bar
Jul 24, 2004
USPOL May
John Dingell is my spirit animal.

https://twitter.com/JohnDingell/status/786388448605241344

Kro-Bar
Jul 24, 2004
USPOL May

Themagicalgoat posted:

Are there a bunch of gimmick accounts going active for the election? I can't tell because the madness is upon us.

You can be assured that Trump isn't willing to spend money* buying forum accounts for potential gimmicks.

*his own, at least.

Kro-Bar
Jul 24, 2004
USPOL May
https://twitter.com/gabrielsherman/status/786389089834639360

So I'm a little confused. Why is Trump targeting the NYT specifically?

Kro-Bar
Jul 24, 2004
USPOL May
lol Curt Schilling is on 4Chan.

https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/786391059488083969

Kro-Bar
Jul 24, 2004
USPOL May
Hey, c'mon guys. Isn't this what's really important when considering the political impact of the last few days?

https://twitter.com/alplicable/status/786303706665017345

Kro-Bar
Jul 24, 2004
USPOL May
https://twitter.com/mattmfm/status/786418793472024577

Why Paul Ryan is loving done with Trump and trying to save seats.

Kro-Bar
Jul 24, 2004
USPOL May
https://twitter.com/KatyTurNBC/status/786421922821185536

2016 is weird

Kro-Bar
Jul 24, 2004
USPOL May

Furnaceface posted:

Imagine how loving bored you guys are going to be 4 years from now when Clinton is running against the standard generic white Republican candidate.
.
I mean I guess theres still Ted Cruz but they wouldnt be dumb enough to do this 2 elections in a row.

Right?

Welcome to The Republican Party

Kro-Bar
Jul 24, 2004
USPOL May

Artificer posted:

What's with people saying "steak in his heart" anyways? Is it not a vampire reference? Isn't it supposed to be stake?

Homophones, motherfucker. Also yeah, you're right, it should be "stake."

Kro-Bar
Jul 24, 2004
USPOL May

Lote posted:

Assange is in a paradox if he truly has something that will sink his mortal enemy Hillary Clinton. If he releases it now, Donald Trump gets elected. The US wouldn't prosecute him in this scenario because he's the savior and so.... he gets to face charges in Sweden. If he releases it later when it's too late, Clinton gets elected and Assange stays in the Ecuadorian embassy for another 8 years.

Third option: Assange is a loving idiot who is trying to milk not having anything for all it's worth while people think he might have something.

Kro-Bar
Jul 24, 2004
USPOL May

Hollismason posted:

I would have voted for Kasich maybe.

What the gently caress is wrong with you?

Kro-Bar
Jul 24, 2004
USPOL May

Goatman Sacks posted:

Trump''s business MO has always been to use his money to screw people by tying them up in litigation, hell his mentor was Roy Cohn. He's dealing with the sex scandals the same way he does everything else - legal bullying

His personal MO doesn't seem to differ too much.

Kro-Bar
Jul 24, 2004
USPOL May

QuarkJets posted:

That's weird because it makes it sound like Assange is an antisemetic Jewish person, which isn't accurate

[citation needed]

Kro-Bar
Jul 24, 2004
USPOL May
Stop everything, guys! Crowder has some hot poo poo going on!!

https://twitter.com/scrowder/status/787685328136142848

Kro-Bar
Jul 24, 2004
USPOL May

big money big clit posted:

That would require a close election, which this won't be.

lol Trump isn't gonna concede. Trump TV won't work if he concedes.

Kro-Bar
Jul 24, 2004
USPOL May

Samurai Sanders posted:

Yeah that's why I think that the immediate aftermath of the election will be the end of the GOP. Their candidate is going to reject democracy itself.

you're probably right. If he understands what he's doing like even 40% right now he'll start an American UKIP and fund Trump TV from now to the end of his life.

Kro-Bar
Jul 24, 2004
USPOL May

lozzle posted:

Did this anti-marijuana legalization ad get posted yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjtmo2M3Exw

Top tier "think of the children" fearmongering.

Wait in states where pot is legal more people do pot?

Kro-Bar
Jul 24, 2004
USPOL May

Epic High Five posted:

Does she get concerned about the liquor section in her supermarket?

uhm but WEED MY FRIEND, have you heard about MARIJUANA?!?!?!!?

Kro-Bar
Jul 24, 2004
USPOL May

WeAreTheRomans posted:

Is that actually true though? Like if you look at international examples, the Dutch don't smoke nearly as much weed as their neighbours who still criminalise it

I was joking. I have no idea about the actual statistics.

Kro-Bar
Jul 24, 2004
USPOL May

Samurai Sanders posted:

I assumed the statistics about who smokes pot right after its legalized would be highly volatile for a while and lend themselves to whatever interpretation anyone would want to make, and then settle into some new equilibrium later.

Sounds like some poo poo a stoner would say.

Kro-Bar
Jul 24, 2004
USPOL May
https://twitter.com/halliejackson/status/788858438323503104

Oh dear.

Kro-Bar
Jul 24, 2004
USPOL May

Groovelord Neato posted:

trump is the legendary sixth golden manbaby.

He's never grown up.

https://twitter.com/yashar/status/788891288842166272

Kro-Bar
Jul 24, 2004
USPOL May

Superrodan posted:

Is there a separate thread for the debate like last time?
In C-SPAM
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3794775&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=5

Kro-Bar
Jul 24, 2004
USPOL May

The Glumslinger posted:

Trump looks sleepy

He hasn't been sniffing yet. Maybe he laid off the coke for this debate?

Kro-Bar
Jul 24, 2004
USPOL May

Phimosissy posted:

He is determined to break that microphone.

He needs an excuse.

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Kro-Bar
Jul 24, 2004
USPOL May

Internet Kraken posted:

Clinton isn't gonna win guys.

Just making sure you know that.

watch Trump start a loving war.

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