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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

We are pretty lucky Febreeze is a Giants fan. Could you imagine this poo poo if he rooted for the Pats or Steelers? :barf:

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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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a new study bible! posted:

Admittedly I havent watched much Cardinals football, but arent they bad?

They've been up and down. The defense looked pretty good last night, but I'm willing to bet the whole team is more exhausted than normal after that overtime. I wouldn't be surprised if the Hawks and Cardinals both lose this week.

Chichevache fucked around with this message at 21:52 on Oct 24, 2016

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Imagine newspapers being this terrible about any other current event.
Soldier Dies in Afghanistan: Taliban Now Top of Power Rankings, USA Below France

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Just not intentionally.

NotWearingPants posted:

We may see 3 NFCBeast team in the playoffs this year.

:lol: only if Palmer goes out for the season and the Cards lose the wildcard somehow.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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NattyBo posted:

As much as I'd like to see this, I think the NFC North will take a wildcard spot along with the East. The Lions and Vikings look too good right now.

I think it's going to be the West and the North in the wildcard.

Febreeze posted:

might be easier than you think when they have a half win stuck in their record

looks like half a loss from where I'm standing

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Cash Monet posted:

This is his 5th year in the league, what you see is what you get at this point.

That's historically false, even without factoring in the tumultuous situation Cousins has been in. I doubt he's ever going to Kurt Warner the league, but there's definitely still time for growth and improvement.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Nodoze posted:

RG3 has very little ability as a pocket passer so I'm not sure where you get "has everything"

He can make every throw you could ask of him, which is something you can not say for Bortles or Osweiller.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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sean10mm posted:

I meant on paper, obviously he's a bust. Coming out of college he was a 6'2" fast strong far throwing guy who was supposed to be intelligent.

Though he might have developed better if he didn't keep dying so who knows? :rip:

Imagine what RG3 might have been if Jim Harbaugh coached him instead of Shanahan. :eyepop:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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NattyBo posted:

Kyle Boller could throw a ball into the end zone on his knees from the 50, arm strength means nothing if you never learn to read a defense

I meant make every throw, not just throw hard. Colin Kaepernick has a massive loving arm, but he can't throw a fade to save his life.

But yes, reading a defense matters too and not just for pocket passers.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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a new study bible! posted:


Dallas is running Ezekiel Elliot into the ground.


Elliott will break down hard in week 12 or 13, like most rookies do, adjusting to the longer NFL schedule.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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incompetent posted:

players who lose football games deserve to die

Well if you say so.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Doltos posted:

sounds like a lot of butt hurt non new jerseyian non giants fans here acting like we dont actually got the best pizza ever

Of course you do, Pizza Hut is everywhere. :troll:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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NattyBo posted:

How great would an NFC East championship game between Dallas and Washington be?


A man can dream....

I'd feel pretty bad about all those team planes crashing.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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TheChirurgeon posted:

Green Bay, Cincy, and Baltimore all look way worse now, but @Seattle remains the toughest game in the NFL.

Beating the Hawks is hard enough on it's own, but beating the Hawks and the Zebras is impossible.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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CyberPingu posted:

Last time the Eagles played the Seahawks we had less than 150yds total offense...


Mark Sanchez can gently caress right off

2011 was even better

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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89 posted:

At least we had a few moments in 2014. 2011 was straight up dog shits.

The Birth of the Skittle Shower

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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TheChirurgeon posted:

You're wrong about almost everything most of the time and I think it's hilarious that you think the solution to the Eagles' problems is a 30 year-old Desean Jackson but you're right about this, at least

He's not the solution (they need 3 new receivers to have a solution) but he's a good start and would be the immediate #1.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Mr. Nice! posted:

Its only a dome when weather is lovely. Most of the time the roof is open so god can watch his favorite team.

Not a good look for God when Satan's own team has dominated the 21st century.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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This gif reminded me that Jimmy Graham recovered from his patellar tear before Cruz did.


Too bad he can't recover from being wasted on the Seahawks.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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TeeMerk posted:

*puts on 90s Cowboy Starter Jacket over New England Jersey"*

* flicks cigarette*

Ftfy

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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a new study bible! posted:

Yeah, ideally the Cowboys run Dak all this season, they fall apart in the playoffs, Romo leaves, and then Dak gets exposed as being reliant on everyone around him to look decent.

The best defense they've faced this year is.... the fraud rear end Packers? They're going to be shredded as soon as that offense faces a little adversity.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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CyberPingu posted:

Pretty sure the Eagles D is a lot better than the Packers D


TheChirurgeon posted:

They played the Eagles

Sorry, this is such a weird and recent development that I have trouble processing it.

They gon get wrecked Sunday.

Lote posted:

Romo to Denver and he gets a ring.

This is too good a narrative not to happen.

Chichevache fucked around with this message at 01:19 on Nov 18, 2016

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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a new study bible! posted:

They are both good players. It's just, gently caress the Cowboys and gently caress "America's Team."

:agreed: The least American state in the union by far.

Red Square Bear posted:

Texas: the only state to fight (and lose) two wars in defense of slavery.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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89 posted:

Eagles are gonna beat the Seahawks.

Is it opposite day already?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Seattle about to commit the crime of avicide today. We are going to gently caress the Eagles harder than DDT did.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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CyberPingu posted:

Yes because me not posting was literally the only thing preventing the Seahawks from absoultely rear end pounding us.

Like my father used to say, when I ran home from school in tears, "if you weren't such a little bitch this wouldn't have happened."

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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TheChirurgeon posted:

No, Eagles Fan, it Is About Winning Superbowls

Yes, tear yourselves apart, lEasters.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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89 posted:

Eagles are gonna beat the Seahawks :colbert:

We've got Frank Clark on our team and you've got Carson "Water Closet" Wentz. If anyone knows how to dish out a beating it's us. :colbert:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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TheChirurgeon posted:

As a fan of an opposing team, I am afraid of Seattle having homefield in the playoffs. I am not afraid of them having to play on the road, and that's where we are rapidly heading

I think I would rather another heartbreaking Super Bowl loss to the Patriots than an NFC Championship loss to the Cowboys.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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EvilBlackRailgun posted:

Chichevache has an odd amount of hate for the cowboys for someone who's not a eagles/skins fan

I was a child in the 90s, Cowboys "fans" were everywhere and-- surprise surprise-- they were the same cockholes that cheer for the Pats now.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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:lol: if you think our bandwagon was watching football in the 90s.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Huh, looks like the entire NFC East isn't above .500 anymore. No surprise, it's the team without a Super Bowl dragging you all down.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Febreeze posted:

I mean how terrible do you have to be to be the one chump with no Superbowls in a division where no one else has less than 3

You're a mirror held up to the AFC East, and Philadelphia is the anti-Patriots.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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blue squares posted:

I'll close it if you can name a better division. Overall record is not the only metric

Ah, well in that case: the NFC West, the only division that will win a Super Bowl in 2017.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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big money big clit posted:

The NFC east is good (well, most of them) but have also been buoyed by playing the hopelessly garbage AFC North.

Imagine time traveling to 2012 and telling TFF about this.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Kirk Cousins
Tony Romo
Carson Wentz
Eli Manning
Dak Prescott

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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NattyBo posted:

Thanksgiving is the most important Redskins-Cowboys game since ______ ? 2012, I guess, but this feels more important since both teams appear to be really good right now

Little Bighorn, and I hope this ends the same way.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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exploded mummy posted:

It was the final NASCAR race of the year and the one to determine a champion, so ratings should have been up

So the Nascar Super Bowl?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Ezekiel will break the gently caress down because he's a rookie and can't handle 19 loving games of work horsing it. Dak is going to run into a real defense and be absolutely clueless. The Cowboys won't even make the NFCCG. Probably going to lose in the divisional round, unless they get a favorable matchup. I see Kirk Cousins slicing and dicing them.

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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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blue squares posted:


why do you keep posting in this thread? go make a NFCW thread or something

Because the other NFCW teams suck. Also we just beat the pants off the Eagles, we've taken their place.

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