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Terrible Robot posted:-Does this while at your job as a contractor hired for spraying insecticides. -openly huffs the pesticide
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- is a history major - or just talks about history a lot - is a 32 year old male and talks about his Zelda plushie - twitches. Just....twitches - compares random things to LSD trips - alcohol is a staple of their diet - cannot tell if they're a bum off the street or just a slob - a male with long, flowing hair - wears the same goddamn thing all the time (usually a t-shirt and jeans) These are three different friends of mine, I love them dearly
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-Carries a harmonica and attempts to play it often. Has no musical talent or ability. -Talks about the differences between different sub genres of metal completely unprovoked. -Has musical tastes obviously heavily informed by the first three Guitar Hero games
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Bailey Jay obsession
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Docahedron posted:- alcohol is a staple of their diet HOW DARE YOU
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Docahedron posted:- is a history major Minus history major, this is exactly a friend of mine who is schizophrenic.
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artificially stocked lake posted:-openly huffs the pesticide You joke but this dude basically no poo poo did that one time. He'd sprayed and dropped a ton of really potent poo poo in the dining hall crawlspaces and was like "absolutely nobody is allowed to go in there for the next 48 hours without a mask". The very next morning, not even 24 hours later, he goes down there and crawls around with literally no protective gear and comes out with his nose and eyes streaming. Don't huff industrial bug killer people, it makes you believe all kinds of weird poo poo and makes you act and talk like every criminal investigation TV show serial killer ever.
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-Tells you and your coworkers about the bestial dragon-on-woman pornography that he draws within minutes of meeting you for the first time, at work, as you're all walking down to eat lunch
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food court bailiff posted:-Tells you and your coworkers about the bestial dragon-on-woman pornography that he draws within minutes of meeting you for the first time, at work, as you're all walking down to eat lunch goes in detail about the all women star wars screen play he's writing based in the knights of the old republic universe this is how he introduces himself E: asks if you know any 'females' that he might cast
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- tells you "my favourite books are the bible, lord of the rings and *whatever manga or comic book*"
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- cant pronounce many english words correctly but is sure to pronounce the titles and characters from their favorite anime and manga the correct native japanese way
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Drunk Nerds posted:what the gently caress is this A dude that cock blocked the poo poo out of me. The poetry was excellent, but it was poetry.... First time in a long time that I asked God to strike me deaf.
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Oct 24, 2016 01:53
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Solice Kirsk posted:Sorry about your bad old lady game. They weren't cotton tops. They were probably in their mid-fifties.
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Salty Josh posted:A dude that cock blocked the poo poo out of me. dont worry you werent having sex with either of those women lol
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- uses the phrase 'cotton tops' to describe older women he's poorly hitting on in a bar
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* doesn't clean the communal poop jug * didn't add spices when boiling their ex's rabbit for flat dinner * can't maintain eye contact during blood orgies weirdo flatmates are the worst
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They use the WEIRD water fountain instead of the NORMIES water fountain
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Somebody at College is trying real hard to be friends with me right now and they've totally tipped a bunch of these signs. Still trying to figure out how to let them down without outright saying "Look, just gently caress off." I'd like to add: Roller Suitcase to go to school Will not reveal where they live (possibly homeless?) but likes occasional ride to different train stop Is a sub in a BDSM relationship and thinks you want to hear about it whenever discussing anything about personal relationships Invites you to Karaoke. Just you and them. Two loving people at Karaoke.... Is a Druid - thinks Druids were real and relevant instead of a lost footnote of anthropology Believes in Shields / Powers and that they have shields and powers to help them All on their own, a bit weird. Written down like this I'm thinking "Holy poo poo"
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EVIL NOONER posted:- uses the phrase 'cotton tops' to describe older women he's poorly hitting on in a bar Can't argue that one. You got me.
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They've got, like... three fREakin eyes lmao and their teeth keep wiggling and they're surrounded by a luminous marsh gas and they TALK LIKE THIS
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Plebian Parasite posted:-Adult wearing backpack while not hiking or at an amusement park  I have a tricky back and carry my laptop around with me in case I have a chance to do some work somewhere. Also I live in the PNW and like half the people here wear backpacks, but living here might be a red flag in and of itself.
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Strep Vote posted:
It's fine. You're not weird. It's the guy who thinks it's weird that's weird.
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misty mountaintop posted:It's fine. You're not weird. It's the guy who thinks it's weird that's weird. you should consider not posting in gbs
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Booblord Zagats posted:*Super pale people with dark hair yeah, celts are weird af also, *owns huge truck/suv for commuting around the suburbs (bonus points if it's for "safety") *has a fancy rear end boat he (it's always a he) only uses like once a year *baby-faced straight guys in pastel polo shirts *women under 40 who wear heels/dresses/heavy makeup in informal settings *men who do that *wears pajamas out doors for any reason *acts like zombies are real *calls herself a "mommy" (and it's not even a sex thing) *gets her hair done every week *has an obvious weave/wig/toupee, insists it's natural, fishes for compliments *buys all their clothes from the same store/catalog *knows all about superheroes, doesn't read comics *reads comics, but not books *read comics, but insists they're graphic novels *wishes they'd been born in an earlier era *as above, but also dresses like it *uses a fake accent or weird slang to seem interesting *uses big words and over-formal grammar to sound smart *mispronounces common words in their native language *corrects the previous person
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EVIL NOONER posted:you should consider not posting in gbs That's a pretty weird thing to say.
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misty mountaintop posted:They've got, like... three fREakin eyes lmao and their teeth keep wiggling and they're surrounded by a luminous marsh gas and they TALK LIKE THIS misty mountaintop posted:That's a pretty weird thing to say.
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EVIL NOONER posted:... somebody said having any pets besides a cat/dog and i agreed w that Please be sure to post pics of it crushing your dick. I have a strong urge to see these photos. I am normal. Fake edit: Joke. Please, no one post a NSFW/NMS lobster pic link. Or video.
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BigBadSteve posted:Please be sure to post pics of it crushing your dick. i dont think i'd get a lobster but i'd definitely get a crayfish and maybe give it a cool badass name like uh idk whats a cool name for a crayfish (i dont want a salt water tank)
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yeah we can probably add people with meticulously maintained saltwater aquaria to the list, because who the gently caress has time for that? also people who say "aquaria" i guess
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-doesn't like Lord of the Rings movies/Game of Thrones TV because it's not faithful to the books
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EVIL NOONER posted:
Mudds McSnippy. Obviously.
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EVIL NOONER posted:whats a cool name for a crayfish Call it Trump Should Have Won. I had a girlfriend a few years ago who owned a pet axolotl she named Mr Axolotl Head. Also in her apartment, on one wall, was a framed yard-high picture of her own head. A weird narcissistic trait, that one. I didn't buy that girlfriend a drink once and she responded by stabbing my bicycle tires with a knife when I wasn't looking. I didn't realise at the time that both of us drank like fish. It's a good, non-weird feeling to be rid of her (and off the booze). I won't say more about her here in case she reads this and sues or stalks me.
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EVIL NOONER posted:i dont think i'd get a lobster but i'd definitely get a crayfish and maybe give it a cool badass name like uh There are fresh water crayfish. I'd like one if I had the space. Or maybe some shrimps.
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Improbable Lobster posted:There are fresh water crayfish. I'd like one if I had the space. Or maybe some shrimps. yes there are which was the exact reason i made that post?
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