TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

TRUMP UBER ALLES I assume that's the joke.

# ¿ Feb 3, 2017 00:11

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 13:15

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

Fidel Castronaut posted:

you got it

Okay good I'm usually pretty dense

# ¿ Feb 3, 2017 00:14

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

Vishass posted:

MY BRAND

Look with your special eyes!

# ¿ Feb 3, 2017 17:02

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

Turdfuzz posted:

lol so is this like a superbowl thread now
this thread is p good at reinventing itself

Regular gdt probably moves too fast

# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 04:03

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

Regarding whether he knows how to veto, maybe he'll pull a lepage and unsuccessfully try to pocket veto.

# ¿ Feb 8, 2017 18:54

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

Cyberbird posted:

suddenly very pleased that macys will be bankrupt by 2020.

What no why are you all so terrible at reading

The macy's guy is the one that (ostensibly) signed the racist guy up for a bunch of crap.

# ¿ Feb 9, 2017 16:03

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

Oiled and Ready posted:

Why I did this I have no loving idea, but it was a fun waste of time I guess

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When I was a lad I ate two dozen eggs
Every morning before my Plutarch!
And now that I'm grown it's just one dozen eggs
I'm already the size of an ark!

What a perfect Marquis, that Nico!

No one's cheered like Nico
As endeared as Nico
No one's tastes are incredibly weird as Nico
For there's no man in town half as learned
Perfect, a pure paragon!
We can never resist a provincial hero
Condorcet all the way to the hallowed Sorbonne!

"Hold
Mademoiselles, please
There's plenty for all-
That's liberalism, darlings"

Took down notes, that Marquis
Tallied votes, that Marquis
And yes sneaked out to sow his wild oats, that Marquis
He proved multiple votes can be aggravating,
My, what a worthy Marquis!

Mathematician-wise, yes, I'm intimidating!
My, what a wonk, that Marquis!

But then, "libert�!"
And soon, "Sa t�te!"
The king was run out and the rest is all dreck

No one hedged like Nico,
Rode the edge like Nico,
And soon radicals scorned and alleged that Nico
Had love still for king and for crown
He was rad but he wasn't quite there
Not in favor of hanging that clown
Some king!
He went into hiding, he hunkered right down

No one hides like Nico,
Hitches rides like Nico,
No one turns down as many sweet brides as Nico
Sans-culottes had him looking quite ordinary
even traded the wig for chapeau

At the Inn he awoke,
hungry for something smoked,
failing that he would settle for his favorite, though
That omelet nearly did span the table,
Oh, what a last meal for Nico!

Now that's a disney parody.

# ¿ Feb 10, 2017 12:45

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

It's a rock! It doesn't have a vulnerable spot!

# ¿ Feb 13, 2017 03:59

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

Weeping Wound posted:

have you considered a hammer

Rudimentary lathe you rear end

# ¿ Feb 13, 2017 04:00

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

Weeping Wound posted:

well you don't hit it with a sickle, that's just stupid

maybe I'm just stupid

Have you seriously never seen galaxy quest

# ¿ Feb 13, 2017 04:02

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

tenderjerk posted:

It's kinda crazy how much you can accurately read into and judge a person solely based on how they treat 'the help'

no sarcasm, it's scary accurate

Let me tell you how exactly this fits with a Harry Potter book.

No seriously Hagrid actually says something almost identical to this in book 4. :v:

# ¿ Feb 13, 2017 21:50

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

Soul Glo posted:

Harry potter characters i think

Lucius trap sprung

# ¿ Feb 13, 2017 23:25

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

shiksa posted:

https://twitter.com/cher/status/832763470323998721
gently caress is cher ok

flu

# ¿ Feb 18, 2017 02:29

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

Epic High Five posted:

there should be two hands in the 2nd panel

Had the exact same thought.

# ¿ Feb 19, 2017 05:35

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

Yinlock posted:

globalism and isolationism is still left/right sorry

And always has been iirc.

# ¿ Feb 19, 2017 18:34

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 13:15

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

Doublestep posted:

Good, good.

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 05:12

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