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Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
I'm in the wrong part of the world.

Besides I'm sure he could MacGyver something out of a straw or a pen cap

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Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Naked Bear posted:

"I need an Advil, a roll of duct tape, a pack of peanuts, and four beers."

Salted, unsalted, or honey?

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
I got motrin.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Rad Lieutenant posted:

It's true, everyone likes my little dick

Again confusion over Mr/Mrs Beanie

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Mr. Nice! posted:

I'm here to tell you about It Works! and how wrapping saran wrap around your stomach will cause you to lose weight.

Forgot to butter your belly first.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
All from the same co-worker over the last 18+ years. She is 375ish, her husband is 400.

"Our kitten died. We were playing with it, and it ran into cabinet baseboard" (We've suspected for years that either her, or her husband might have rolled over on it while sleeping)

"I'm taking a month of for FMLA so I can get gastric bypass done. Don't tell anyone." One month turns into an additional month and a half due to a 'infection'

"I've been off the last week due to complications, I ripped my stitches and have a oozing wound that won't stop leaking'

And yes, she still comes in nightly with McDonalds bags, and a diet coke.

Note I used to be an EMT-B and work at a 911 comm center as a full time gig in suburban Chicago.

(You really don't want to read the last one)

"Since hubby started working on both bathrooms, I haven't been able to shower. Do you know why I keep getting yeast infections? I'm bathing in the the hot tub?"

I can't wait until she retires.

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Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
Really hoping that timmies is slang for donuts

Happy birthday

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Woof Blitzer posted:

Looks like someone doesn't know about timbits

You mean munchkins

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
Pinaud bay rum
Tabac original
Col Conk lime

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

TBeats posted:

Leaving Las Vegas is legit a great movie though

e: lol my custom title

That's awesome

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Duzzy Funlop posted:

When I started Narcos, I was under the assumption that it was a 10-part miniseries surrounding the life and death of Pablo Escobar. Then I was under the assumption that it was a two-season series about the life and death of Escobar...


Now that I've finished the second season...I'm stoked.

Same, it really met my expectations and then some.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azMRIHIyt1Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YTh1Wsqo2c

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

This is also in the OSHA thread...

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

My basement flooded. :toot:

Shop vacs are extremely dad right?

Yep

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
The only thing I haven't done to my shoulder has been dislocating them.

SLAP tear: Twice in left
Partial torn cuff both
Tendinitis
Bursitis

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

cowboy elvis posted:

Being dad is waking up so suddenly that your lower back starts hurting.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
I had to do two last year on separate cars: Subaru and VW.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

Don't some insurances sometimes do free windshield repairs?

Farmers offered a glass buyback discount at one time

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
My parents did the same. I came home in the summer and ended up buying a used 86 Pontiac, and drove that back.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

I know I will never buy new again. Lost half the value driving off the lot.

:same:

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Ho.?
Um.?

:catstare:

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
Wait are we talking cars or AR's?

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
Last couple of they were talking about getting out of the NA auto market totally.

Blame Nissan on giving them a cash infusion.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
I want a wagon with the old tail gunner seats, I know that won't happen so I'll wait for the Ranger rerelease

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
Just got back hiking a bunch of canyons with my son.

Felt good.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
Toro personal pace

http://www.homedepot.com/p/Toro-Rec...20334/100659631

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

MA-Horus posted:

I want one to drive in heavy snow

Just mash the go pedal and see where the torque takes me

Tree, lamppost, curb...

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Godholio posted:

Says a guy not paying child support.

Yeah. :(

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

:perfect:

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Mike-o posted:

the new one or the one you buried under the gazebo?

Or both

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

cowboy elvis posted:

Ok take a photo of Roscoe hose drinking

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Booblord Zagats posted:

Get

the

gently caress

out

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

orange juche posted:

Dude your av ... I don't know how to tell you, but... wow. :eyepoop:

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
Seriously. gently caress Farmers Insurance.

Can anyone explain why I'm getting hit with a 650.00 cancellation notice for all of my ex-wife's cars that I was never titled to, or never drove?

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Zeris posted:

Chicago burbs are equally awful to grow up in.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

umph

:flashfap:

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
I hope who ever does includes that Aspen 20 story

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Kawasaki Nun posted:

40 year old virgin hit too close to home?

Gawd drat

:boom:

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

i say let's go turkey on this bitch and make Shim our personal Erdogan

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Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

hello yes the focus continues to be A Good Car

Except for the transmission

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