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Every day I am grateful I'm not in the Army anymore.
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YOO. HOO. Really not all that different from current enlisted wives.
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Jul 19, 2017 04:01
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It's like a trashy enlisted wife and car combined
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Jul 19, 2017 04:26
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He should have picked a round with a higher ballistic coefficient :accountantsay:
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Jul 20, 2017 18:19
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I would have been an even bigger piece of poo poo had I not joined. At least this way I got out in the world, got my degree paid for and saved a lot of money via contracting afterwards. Had I gone straight to college after high school, I'd have not known what I wanted and just been a waste of time and money. I am also very thankful that no one that I knew got injured or killed on deployment. My battalion only had one KIA and he was in another company.
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Jul 21, 2017 16:55
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Mike-o posted:accountabilibuddy Every time I read over this word, it comes out in Ned Flanders' voice.
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Jul 25, 2017 05:10
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gently caress you suck my dick I'm ouuuuuuuuuuutttttttttt
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Jul 28, 2017 05:09
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TheAlphaChaser posted:One of my happiest moments in the Army was some butter bar stopping me while I was driving out of the parking lot during PT hours. I was with my platoon sergeant and we had just zonked our platoon (with my commander's permission) because we were the only unit who finished some dumb maintenance tasks on time. This loving dork had the audacity to walk in front of my car and hold his arm out like a crossing guard then walk around to the driver's side. He asked for my unit info and name, and after going back and forth a few times my overtired brain just snapped and I yelled "suck my dick human being" and sped off while my PSG was cracking up in the passenger seat welp that's my PT story thanks.  I mean that with zero sarcasm.
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Aug 6, 2017 02:14
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I can just imagine a nervous private whipping this out and stammering like Kif from Futurama and the woman getting the lady equivalent of going instantly flaccid.
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Aug 7, 2017 01:46
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"Do you know how to conjugate?" "Heavens, I've never even kissed a girl!"
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Aug 17, 2017 02:50
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I was opfor for a little over a year there. Pretty scenery, but I wouldn't want to go back and visit. Very much the epitome of a one Walmart town.
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Sep 14, 2017 20:17
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It's basically this:  Except with PT, hiking, shooting, or anything else the Army tried to ruin.
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Sep 22, 2017 05:29
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I went to JRTC in a SBCT. This was in 2005 though. Things change apparently.
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Sep 24, 2017 01:39
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milk milk lemonade posted:You know what doesn't change? How motherfucking gay the Army is So true, so true. Side note every time I say/remember something from the Army and then afterwards realize how long ago it was, it feels something like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVLukeA8EdM
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Sep 24, 2017 01:51
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That is one fabulous cock. And I say that as someone with 27 chickens.
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Oct 1, 2017 13:07
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Yeah but you can't get away with beating children as easily.
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Oct 11, 2017 04:07
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spacetoaster posted:I like working with 6 year olds because I've been in the Army 21 years and it's nice to have an intelligent conversation for once. 
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Nov 6, 2017 03:43
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So did I, but at least in my platoon that was the exception rather than the rule.
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Nov 17, 2017 20:52
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Mustang posted:Interesting, considering some training guidance we were given. Not sure why "commando's" is in the title though haha. I can't make it out from the graininess of the pics, but there are more than a few triangular mounts out there. https://tnvc.com/shop/category/shrouds/ I have the Norotos universal mount on one of my spare MICH helmets and it's nice and stable, doesn't wobble back and forth like the USGI one. My Ops-Core helmet has a triangle mount as well, and that doesn't wobble either.
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Dec 21, 2017 05:49
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I don't know what this is from, but it makes me laugh because it reminds me of grunt banter.
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Jan 7, 2018 01:21
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boop the snoot posted:the F stands for Forever https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhSW9vDTRyY
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Jan 28, 2018 15:15
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfBuvRk1thQ
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Jan 31, 2018 03:26
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Someone more eloquent than me needs to rephrase that into a diatribe about pointless guard posts and ejaculating all over the walls of porta shitters in 125 degree heat.
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Jan 31, 2018 03:27
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Why couldn't it be the other kind of mermaid, with the fish part on top and the woman part on the bottom?!
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Feb 27, 2018 20:38
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psydude posted:I don't understand the purpose of Florida. It's America's prolapsed anus, hanging out there and full of dying, rotting things that should be all rights be excreted into the ocean.
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Mar 7, 2018 01:10
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redneck nazgul posted:*father issues 
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Mar 14, 2018 17:36
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My Aussie is a critical part of Task Force Trash Panda. He is a good boy. He protects the chickens and runs around outside all day. edit:  
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Apr 7, 2018 04:13
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A response: http://havokjournal.com/culture/military/joyride-how-one-lieutenant-just-became-the-militarys-most-unlikely-folk-hero/
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Jun 10, 2018 05:42
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Vahakyla posted:the Army shields me from the otherwise terrible parts of american society. Hahahaha wow
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Jun 19, 2018 23:37
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Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality?
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Jul 14, 2018 00:08
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If being out of the Army were a viscous liquid, I'd put a plastic sheet over the bed, spray it all over and then just roll around in it because it feels so good
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Jul 14, 2018 01:01
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A Bad Poster posted:Well I have good news. I'm out of the army as of yesterday afternoon, and am currently hundreds of miles away from the morons I used to work with/for. I'm going to be in Yellowstone tomorrow and I can't tell what I'm going to be enjoying more, that, or NOT BEING IN THE ARMY. If you have time, swing up to Lewis and Clark Caverns State Park in Montana, it's a few hours from Yellowstone and pretty cool.
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Jul 20, 2018 13:25
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When I was 18, in high school, 2003, and about to ship for basic in a few months, I was seriously worried that the war would be over before I could deploy and get some. In retrospect, this is so beyond laughable.
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Jul 30, 2018 01:20
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Who claims Caro though?
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Aug 9, 2018 20:13
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My first thought there was the World Eaters legion's elite ship combat (boarding and defense from boarding) unit rather than the Roman unit type that they got the name from.
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Aug 16, 2018 15:54
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Shut down to what extent? What brought that about?
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Aug 20, 2018 16:07
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Naked Bear posted:Reading this and really glad that I'm out. Saaaaaaaame. You just know all the hard chargers are going to make this an injury circus.
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Sep 19, 2018 20:18
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Naked Bear posted:Say what you will about Strykers, but they are great for sleeping in. Four people can comfortably stretch out inside and those heaters can absolutely cook. Truth. It was even better when you ripped the back seat out of some local cars you had to search and strapped it to the bench seats for extra padding.
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spacetoaster posted:Haha. Why don't you just get out instead.
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