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A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
So far so g

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

Happy 2017 from Bruce Tinsley!


:mad:

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A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

This cartoon I drew about Barack Obama being a lame duck president in 2014 was so intelligent and correct, how could I NOT run it again??

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

Internet Webguy posted:

"Did you ever stop and consider that slaves at a coffee plantation actually enjoy themselves and want to be enslaved? Where is your so-called 'tolerance' now, lib?"

Read the Constitution! It's just human trafficking, not the end of the world. Get over it. Enjoy Life. Happy New Year!

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
Can we, as a society, agree to fast forward a week to bypass any remaining "Trump in a diaper as Baby New Year" cartoons

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

Potato Salad posted:

I don't know how to read postmortem comics anymore. Postmortem demographic commentary? gently caress me sideways.

Everything's all autopsy-turvey

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
Hmm . . . I can only say "true" or "false"? Not "extremely true, the only truth"? Weeellllll, then false I guess

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

Turtlicious posted:

Doesn't this guy normally have lovely opinions I really like this comic.

Marlette is a tepid liberal (for Pensacola, Florida, anyway) who nevertheless drew about a thousand Ed Asner-looking Crooked Hillarys last year

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
Who took the Hacking Our Election from the Hacking Our Election jar?
Putin took the Hacking Our Election from the Hacking Our Election jar!
Shto?
Yes, you!
Suka blyat
Then who??

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
I sleep with spiders in my mouth on a bed made of political cartoons, which until just now I thought was commonplace itt. Looks like you folks have some adjustments to make.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

Bro they went under in 2008. I can take you to Best Buy or something, or the Radio Shack that still inexplicably operates

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
Loquacius squashes spiders, tolerates mice, hates Mondays, and sends kittens to Abu Dhabi. Coincidence??

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
But mostly he spends a lot of time in bed, frustrating johns.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

KillerQueen posted:

I know that Conservative cartoonists like to draw Obama as being stuck up, but when did that start exactly? Half of these fuckers just draw him with his eyes closed all the drat time.

The moment a photographer captured him mid-blink with his head tilted back, Uppity Obama was born (in Kenya)

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

Oop, time for more crocodile tears about division from Scott "the Dems are demons from Hell" Stantis, a bloo bloo bloo, why can't we all reach across the aisle like him *casually pushes third-party candidate even further out of panel*

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

Abyssal Squid posted:

I thought so but apparently there's something to it:

http://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/818990655418617856

It depends upon what the meaning of the word 'piss' is.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
“When I was in Russia, I experimented with piss a time or two, and didn’t like it,” Trump said. “I didn’t inhale, and I didn’t try it again.”

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
It's the lavatory, stupid.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
I did not have mictural relations with that woman.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

Potato Salad posted:

A journalist bit a setup. Cue another 12 months of /pol/ and /r/the_donald feeling justified in ignoring verifiable news.

God loving drat it.

They'd feel justified in that no matter what.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

Jerusalem posted:

Breaks my heart that Trump hired Russian hookers instead of good ol' fashioned American ones :smith:

Trump is a citizen of the world

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
On the other hand there's zero chance that a legit agent/cy would ever bother to type the é character so Politifact rates this report FALSE, BUT LOLWORTHY.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
Well, I can say that if the fake "Donald Trump is a piss man" report led to the unearthing of his secret but extensive history as a piss man, set to a backing track of frantic all-caps denial tweets, I would probably laugh.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

FronzelNeekburm posted:

The version of the document that was posted online doesn't contain this or the other stuff that's being posted on 4chan as supposed proof that it was all a /pol/ ruse. It's also photographed from directly above.

"Jokes are false, and suspect, and irresponsible" — Old D&D Saying

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

SwitchbladeKult posted:

The guy in the sixth panel has the most punchable face I've seen in a political cartoon! :golfclap:

Uhh, the whole point of the cartoon is that she's a woman??? Rude,

FronzelNeekburm posted:

Fair enough, but my MAGA acquaintances are rushing to quote all of that stuff as definite proof that nobody should believe any of it.

That's also fair, but no one was doing that here. yet.

Trogdos! posted:

Ben doesn't seem to have a very favorable view of Sweden



"Wow czech out this old uggo... I bet her shoe falls off. lmao" — Ben G.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

Trogdos! posted:

Garrison posted:

I want the countries in Europe to keep their identities, languages and cultures. I don’t want to visit Turkey in Germany, Somalia in Italy or Syria in France.

Ahaha as if this MAGA piece of poo poo wants to visit Germany, Italy or France.

Trogdos! posted:

Garrison posted:

If we want to help the populace of the third world, fine.

(See above)

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

Dancer posted:

Hey goons, sorry to bother you with a one-shot like this; I stopped following Poltoons at some point because it was just *too loving much*. I am trying to find again this absolutely amazing cartoon that was published after Maya Angelou's death. It, like many others, also had a theme of her breaking out of a cage, except it was much more abstract, played with darkness and negative space, and had the final words to Still I Rise written kinda like a crescendo. It was really fuckin' powerful is what I'm saying, and it should be in the OP if you ever again include a list of important cartoons (why is that no longer there btw? )

I immediately thought of Darrin Bell; is this it?

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
We think it is hilarious to destroy our property out of disrespect for the black president, and the dog just loves to be included

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
Get out borscht, I'm piss

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

Trogdos! posted:

Garrison posted:

If I ever make a trip overseas,

Oh wow, how did I know he's never gone to Europe, it's amazing!!


e: "I'll never go there, but I want to continue to imagine it as a magical land of white people who would like me."

A HUNGRY MOUTH fucked around with this message at 21:51 on Jan 11, 2017

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

Hihohe posted:

Dont worry bro, well keep him here so you never have to deal with that torture.

I know my unceasing negativity gives me a continental flair, but I'm just some jagoff from New England.

Wheany posted:

loving brilliant strategy though:
  1. release a believable document that says that Trump is a piss fetishist
  2. people believe it, think that Trump is a piss fetishist
  3. ???
  4. MAGA

(2000 word Scott Adams blog post about the master persuader at work)

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

Stevoblunt posted:

I go to Germany quite often as my wife is German. Last time I was there (2016) it was still pretty loving white.

I meant it more in the sense that he's a nationalist bigot with no interest in having his fragile views challenged. Garrison doesn't intend to travel—he said himself that "if I wanted to . . . I would." What he really wants is to cling to the idea that there exist places outside the US where he would be safe, both physically and experientially. Germany can be "pretty loving white" and still be different enough that he'd never actually want to risk going there.

Besides, I hear they actually don't like fascism over there, can you believe it??

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

Stevoblunt posted:

My point was that even with all of the immigrants that Germany has let in, the country is still vastly majority German, quite contrary to what Garrison drew in his ridiculous cartoon. They are in no danger of becoming majority Syrian and the never will be. Of course Garrison wouldn't know that because he will never leave his precious American enclave.

Wait, you mean the Verminous Other isn't dismantling civilization with a flood of cretinous mooch babies??

(I get it now; we were saying the same thing from differing angles. My mistake.)

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
I AM THE TOILET do you also get very angry when people say that clicking 'like' on a facebook activism post doesn't actually do anything, and conclude that those people are in support of the bad things the activism post was against?

Because if so, you're wrong about that too

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
God, if only there were some message, some explanation from the author regarding his intent!!

*scrolls down minutely*

quote:

it’s over
january 13, 2017
if everyone ignores all the issues and JUST calls the president-elect this funny name, he’ll have no choice but to straighten up and fly right

we did it!!!

WHOA easy there Tolstoy

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

Pants Donkey posted:

you have to admit a drumpf cartoon in 2017 is fairly underwhelming though

Not too underwhelming to get weird & huffy about, apparently (and ofc I deserve to be included in this sentiment).

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

Improbable Lobster posted:

Coal is literally the worst one. You cannot get worse than coal.

But what if . . . the coal . . . is clean??

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
Renewable energy?? Hmm. What if we just . . . burn the coal, like, better. instead

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

Even a global image-hosting nexus infested with hot memes thinks King Possum III posts too much junk. drat.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

Pants Donkey posted:

One cartoon that I couldn't find, one I remember reading in the paper at the time, was one of Bush talking to Obama in the same room as two sleeping kids (probably labelled "USA" or something), with the sad-faced Bush telling Obama "keep them safe" as he handed off whatever symbol for presidential power was being used (a torch, I imagine). I thought it was a Ramirez, but all archives of his up to that date have shown nothing.

You win!

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A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

Sinners Sandwich posted:

What do the kids represent, it's cute. Tell me it's nice and not Obama will retroactivly abort them

To revisit the joke from 2009, they represent burn victims.

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