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Bye bye man

# ¿ May 18, 2017 03:08

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# ¿ May 12, 2024 06:52

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The sword as a phallic symbol as opposed to the grail as a yonic symbol, sells more toys

# ¿ May 23, 2017 11:39

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Is XX good ?

# ¿ May 31, 2017 18:19

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Kurtofan posted:

Just an innocuous medical company

# ¿ Jun 5, 2017 09:13

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I'm a Rhino!

# ¿ Jun 7, 2017 02:20

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do you feel like spiderman's brains should be made of popcorn and you can eat out of it? spiderman: h's merchandise has you covered

# ¿ Jul 14, 2017 03:09

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i watched Annabelle: Creation and it was p fun! The people involved seem to have a cavalier attitude towards continuity/canon/character, with "potential device for scary bad things happening" introduced, used and discarded as soon as possible just to maximize the scary minutes ratio in the film.

they also seem to understand they can't purely rely on the scariness of the doll itself, every time it appears people in the audience laugh and then A WORSE THING happens

also lol at the smartest character throwing the doll into a well,
then immediately looking inside and when poo poo happens yells "who cares! just run!"

# ¿ Aug 14, 2017 03:28

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why does hardcore henry focus so much on the drab slavic landscape of dying buildings

# ¿ Aug 17, 2017 08:19

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XXX3 is in my book as having the worst action directing i have ever seen in a cinema

you have an island rave scene where militia comes attack party people. let's make everything brown and murky!

# ¿ Aug 19, 2017 07:52

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Maybe this time 007 will be the one raped!

# ¿ Aug 20, 2017 15:51

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Tars Tarkas posted:

Last weekend's box office was the worst in 15 years, and the Mayweather vs McGregor fight finished 8th for the weekend, despite being a one-time event. Next weekend might even be worse with no major releases even though it is a holiday weekend.

was the mayweather fight supposed to make people interested in boxing again? esp after the dismal mayweather v pacquio

# ¿ Aug 29, 2017 03:32

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The MSJ posted:

Did not make it to the cinema in time for mother! so I watched The Foreigner instead. It was pretty good. The movie started quietly and then the story begins with extreme sudden-ness. No warning at all. Jackie Chan being a secret badass was not really hinted at either but the reveal happens almost as fast. He even does his trademark 'use object lying around as weapon' thing. I like that did they not shy away from showing Jackie Chan's age; his character gets hurt and beaten up a lot even when winning a fight, and he often wins by catching his foes off guard.

i'm going to watch mother! completely blind (other than the first teaser and a bunch of clickbait article titles about how divisive it is) with an unsuspecting friend today. whatever the quality of the movie i expect some good entertainment

# ¿ Oct 1, 2017 03:01

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The Saddest Rhino posted:

i'm going to watch mother! completely blind (other than the first teaser and a bunch of clickbait article titles about how divisive it is) with an unsuspecting friend today. whatever the quality of the movie i expect some good entertainment

ok we just watched this and lol, it's an entertaining movie at the very least

i thought it was gonna be a very expensive and mind-warping remake of Rosemary's Baby, and he assumed it will be a metaphoric movie about the pains of childbirth and a relationship falling apart. so we were incredibly surprised and ended with mixed feelings. the horror of people forcefully entering your house, breaking all your poo poo and stealing your things while you scream impotently is super relatable though! i physically flinched when they broke the sink and flooded her house

# ¿ Oct 2, 2017 03:53

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also i just remembered that that one guest who used a spoon to cut the beautiful cake j law baked is the loving worst

# ¿ Oct 2, 2017 04:02

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an animated found footage movie feels like it takes the fun out of the whole found footage idea

# ¿ Oct 4, 2017 03:16

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also sonic is now a paramount movie i guess

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/sonic-hedgehog-movie-races-paramount-1044819

# ¿ Oct 4, 2017 03:20

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he got a big forehead

# ¿ Oct 5, 2017 15:39

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the only good thing rlm has done is pointing out the adam sandler vacation movie swindles

# ¿ Oct 9, 2017 05:34

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i wonder what kind of horrible excess actors would need to do if they have to portray steve bannon

# ¿ Oct 11, 2017 02:48

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no it doesn't! i'm right!

# ¿ Oct 11, 2017 07:01

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INCOMING GEOSTORM: 59 MINUTES 59 SECONDS

# ¿ Oct 23, 2017 05:51

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can't wait for 16 yo dora and her discovery of the romeo+juliet law

# ¿ Oct 24, 2017 03:58

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Speaking of geo storm

http://r29.co/2zFqii9

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"After working a 12-hour day performing stunts for his new movie Geostorm, Gerard Butler relied on a controversial holistic treatment to release his muscle strain — and he ended up in the hospital.

The treatment is called Apitherapy, or Bee Venom Therapy, and involves a patient being injected with the venom of multiple bee stings. Proponents of the therapy, like fellow star and goop-founder Gwyneth Paltrow, say that anti-inflammatory agents in bee venom help with such conditions as multiple sclerosis, rheumatoid arthritis, bacterial infections, and muscle strain."

*5 seconds later*

"That didn't stop the star from going back for another round of treatments after being released from the hospital four days later. He told Lorraine that he thought he had just gone overboard the first time, and decided to give it a second try. But he ended up in the hospital after his second treatment, too."

# ¿ Oct 24, 2017 11:09

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03sY9U0xrng

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# ¿ Nov 2, 2017 02:51

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Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Just sign them all up for a movie as the exact same characters, that would be amazing

All the actors who have depicted God in one movie. Sam Jackson, Morgan Freeman, Javier B, Alanis M, all of them

# ¿ Nov 17, 2017 11:41

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Guy Mann posted:

The Man in the Yellow Hat with the Black Heart

Curious George meets The king in yellow

# ¿ Nov 18, 2017 04:27

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ok i'm goign to watch justice league this weekend, since i got free tickets. can someone link me to that post that points out all the reshoots (like how they forgot bruce wayne's widow peak and had to cg out superman's mustache)?

# ¿ Nov 22, 2017 05:21

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wow holy crap that's a lot of things

# ¿ Nov 22, 2017 08:23

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He's the organiser of those "parties" Spacey went to

# ¿ Dec 2, 2017 03:02

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SciFiDownBeat posted:

Are we absolutely positively sure rpo isn't a satire? Maybe NYT et al. thought it was a satire.

It is not satire.

# ¿ Dec 11, 2017 14:20

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I've consumed a bunch of popular media this year where the lesson is to reject nihilism and understand that everything has meaning (e. G. Bojack horseman, nier automata, night in the woods) but somehow Spielberg decides that 2018 we should get a movie where corporate nihilism has won and the only life achievement attainable is winning a video game contest to find an obscure Easter egg hidden by Notch

# ¿ Dec 11, 2017 17:31

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Cline and Penn are also responsible for this btw http://m.imdb.com/title/tt3715406/

# ¿ Dec 11, 2017 17:35

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Anime is good

# ¿ Dec 15, 2017 14:01

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i'd say the second half of the film is stronger than the first half (especially the casino scenes, bunch of wasted potential there) but i've heard fanboys cry foul over how the Force works. apparently TLJ Force is Disney-canon and not Lucas-canon

i dunno Lucas-canon was just "making things float" and pushing things anyway. ghost force lightning did make me laugh though

# ¿ Dec 18, 2017 03:35

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Tars Tarkas posted:

Which film will be the worst in 2018? Contenders include Ready Player One, Tomb Raider, Pacific Rim: Uprising, Solo, Robin Hood: Origins, A Wrinkle In Time, Alita: Battle Angels, Moral Engines, 50 Shades Freed, Death Wish, Sherlock Gnomes, God's Not Dead: A Light in Darkness, and Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald

Worst can include most disappointing, least amount of risk taking, colossal critical failure, insulting to the audience, ugliest movie, ill-timed release due to current events, box office bombing, cast member is a rapist, or studio destroyed by fraud related to the movie.

really wish there was a film called the Moral Engines

# ¿ Dec 19, 2017 02:31

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honestly i was having some hope for the bad orc film until the trailer shows will smith stepping on a faerie yelling "Faerie Lives Matter!" as a joke

# ¿ Dec 21, 2017 05:17

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Lol I'm at a party and they turned on bright. The production company is Trigger Warning Entertainment and the app crashed before we even got past the opening credits

# ¿ Dec 24, 2017 08:07

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Don't forget Krampus

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# ¿ May 12, 2024 06:52

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Jumanji opening against a star War movie and turning out not to be terrible is one of the big twists in 2017. Baywatch being near unwatchable is similarly twisty

# ¿ Jan 1, 2018 03:26

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