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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Any hawks/texans streams?

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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Is there a stream out there for hawks cards?

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
lol woe unto any team that takes a TE who can't even manage to grab ahold of patented Russell Wilson magic bullshit passes

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Coldforge posted:

Are we sure the Seahawks even played last season? I don't remember them in the playoffs, did they just skip the year entirely?

Fake edit: yep! http://www.nfl.com/schedules/2017/POST/Seahawks

big talk from the dudes who have only been alive for 5 meaningless games since we ruined your thanksgiving and haven't beat us since 2014 :mad:

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
lol, but also :(

https://twitter.com/iPurrple/status/971457436837208065

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Either we're gonna be lookin very different next year or we have some very dramatic dudes runnin around

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Bennetts getting traded to the eagles lmao

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Bennett seemed more than fine other than a bunch of pre-snap penalties but I don't know poo poo so whatever

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
I'll always do blue Friday because this office doesn't have casual Friday and dressing up for work sucks rear end

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Coldforge posted:

In retrospect it was worth it, because not only did you destroy our team, you've also destroyed your own.

Hmmmmm, agree. It's like two majestic large birds who mate in the air and forget to stop porking before they hit the ground.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
https://twitter.com/mosesbread72/status/971488222311104512?s=21

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:

Seahawks are gonna be OK, I bet. :unsmith:

I think we'll be fine if we stop loving around and grab a real RB, don't psyche him out letting 4 other people flirt with his job and/or stop trying to play budget games with the offensive line. If Russ stays Russ and gets even a little bit of the pressure of last season taken off him via one method or another he'll do his thing and we'll still be contenders in a stronger division.

otoh it's entirely possible they don't do any of those things, all these changes at once amount to some chaos, Russ keeps eating pass rushes and we stink.

Intel&Sebastian fucked around with this message at 18:16 on Mar 9, 2018

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
I wish him well wherever he lands but if he runs into a combo of the ACL slowing him down and having something significantly worse than the Kam/Doug/Bobby cloud of doom supporting him then idk. I suspect he's a cerebral enough player that he's never going to be average or bad as long as he's healthy enough to play but I don't know if he's ever going to be a "don't throw to that side unless you're dumb as hell" guy again.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
ET's not going anywhere, this is the most obvious contract jousting ever and we deffo have the money.

Intel&Sebastian fucked around with this message at 21:09 on Mar 9, 2018

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
oh wow our draft and trade classes didn't look so good while we were perennial SB threats with dudes making money names out of themselves?

This. Is. Shocking.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Coldforge posted:

It's a really slight difference, since they're both departments of scouting. Pro player instead of college player evaluation, but it comes down to the same thing.


You can excuse top of the draft misses when you're picking at the end of the first round, but that's a bit harder to sell when your reputation is based on acquiring talent in the mid rounds.

And has nothing to do with trades, so :shrug:

Please note that I'm not saying they're BAD at drafting, but that they've had an undeserved reputation for being exceptional at it.

Yeah I'm in agreement with most of this.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Lmao

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Lol there's no such thing as poor sportsmanship in a league where the poster boy doesnt even shake hands with a qb because he lost the sb to a back up

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Coldforge posted:

It gets worse if you zoom out to show every player in the shot.

lol

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Now when we chop block in victory formation we're also gonna stomp your ankles. Hell yeah.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Spoeank posted:

pff lol

Now tell me his madden OVR

Sad to say I know this but his max card in MUT is a 91 and I think it can get traded in with some seahawks specific grinding poo poo to get a 92 and some special ability. There's a slight chance he gets a new one soon because they're basically raising the level limit on the game gradually right now and introducing a lot of 96+ cards. Kam just got a new 96 ovr card.

dont even fink about it posted:

I actually legit want to see him pick Wilson.

Same, I wanna know how that knowledge game plays out but I bet he just plain doesn't throw to his side at any point that matters.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

mike- posted:

Sherman is going to kill the seahawks and make them regret cutting him, guaranteed.

If the 49ers break a 4 year solid loss stream against the seahawks it's definitely not going to be thanks to a single CB no matter how good and fueled by hate he is.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

dont even fink about it posted:

Honestly I don't think anyone would care that much that the Seahawks lost it that way, except they lost to the loving Pats

It's major captain Hindsight material but it's almost like everyone forgot that as much as you love Beast mode everyone on the planet is expecting the run up the middle which makes that play a lot tougher than you'd think.

otoh if I was in charge of the fakery there I would've done some sort of fake handoff to Lynch followed by something that wasn't a pass.


Edit: I still think you have a better chance just letting your hyped up offence go with Lynch but not so much that trying a 2nd option is the mind-boggelling gently caress up everyone refers to it as.

Intel&Sebastian fucked around with this message at 19:58 on Mar 13, 2018

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
lmao just pay earl you dummies

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
This is Russell's revenge on every single dude who joked that he wasn't black enough

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
We're gonna make this goddamn running game work again even if we have to torch the goddamn building!!!

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

Hell, if the young pups develop, the 2018 squad will likely perform better than the 2017 injured team.

That same team would have went to the playoffs if Blair Walsh didn't do his party trick again. We'll be fine.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
🔥 this is fine 🔥

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Old man yells at cloud cover 3 defense

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Manoueverable posted:

I figured at least part of the downswing would be Pete's schtick getting old hat for some people, I imagine it grew stale quickly for those who've been on board in the aftermath of SB49

So basically the Seahawks are an Armageddon style cult, SB49 was like the end of the world being predicted and not coming, all the cult members are disillusioned and now the leader has fled the country with a briefcase full of money to start over in South America.

This checks out.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Sherm is going to break Jimmy G mentally in practice and in 2020 you'll be able to attend a game in Santa Clara for the price of giving an email address.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
He sucks in the exact same way Jimmy was sucking but he can also block

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
ok but the opposite is also true and if Sherm really does have his number then you just act like every other QB who fears him and don't throw at his side which he refuses to ever leave.

The real threat is that he's a cerebral and smart as fuuuuuck player and if the other CB's give him the time of day they're going to get better by osmosis, and particularly better against Russ.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Worked for the hb spot

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Guess its not just passes flying over your heads

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
2 spooky 4 west coast

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Making sure everyone at work knows I'm protesting as a political act to register my disapproval of other people protesting as a political act at work.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

MrSargent posted:

I am also conflicted on the idea of Kaep going to the Seahawks. That would mean we would only be an injury away from me actually rooting for the Seahawks, which might break me. Then again, we could see Kaep in a Seahawks jersey going against Sherman in a Niners jersey which seems fitting for the hell timeline we are in.

Edit: In all seriousness, I just want him to get a job.

That's so crazy it's probably gonna happen

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Chichevache posted:

That was an implosion.

Pete, get off the forums and go watch more college tapes

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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Jets fools meet seattle teams

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