Post itt every time you lol that trump is president

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mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

let's make a separate thread for crying.

# ¿ Jan 28, 2017 23:32

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# ¿ May 6, 2024 16:57

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

Still lolling that gen Mad Dog Mattis, the guy who got the secdef nom because he was the cartoon parody version of a warhawk marine general who lives to kill is shaping up to be the the principled, moderating voice of the cabinet.

more like mad cuck mattis

# ¿ Feb 5, 2017 12:57

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

Unfinish3d posted:

The average person in America is over five times more likely to be killed by a police officer than an act of terrorism. SO DANGEROUS

1 in 249 for murder seems a bit hosed up. Would like to see how that compares to some european states. Or South Africa.

# ¿ Feb 11, 2017 14:16

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

he probably got this from some "how to assert dominance in a corporate setting 101" ~~book~~ list

# ¿ Feb 11, 2017 15:27

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

crazy cloud posted:

jk rowling is rich and cool right
she's not like secretly investing her money in exxon or anything?

she supports the Blairite wing of the british Labour party, if that's not your thing

# ¿ Feb 11, 2017 20:49

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

So I guess yesterday's SNL was lame, since I see no memes or gifs floating around

# ¿ Feb 12, 2017 10:36

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

Zorodius posted:

really, is there an amount of money that exists, or could exist, that would make it bearable to have nightly sex with Donald Trump?

dude it's the best sex, just fantastic, you will love it.

# ¿ Feb 12, 2017 23:13

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

nooneofconsequence posted:

they were protesters lol

https://twitter.com/MetroMattMorgan/status/830897758483668992

https://twitter.com/lesleyabravanel/status/830905402338504705

bigly crowds, the best

# ¿ Feb 13, 2017 00:50

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

thathonkey posted:

who eats produce anyway that's like vegetables and fruit and poo poo lol

you mean like pizza?

# ¿ Feb 13, 2017 14:33

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

Tumble posted:

thats not a real picture is it?

man he's the ugliest president; even Lyndon Johnson an Nixon were better looking

dude everyone looks like poo poo next to anime husbando trudeau

# ¿ Feb 13, 2017 20:26

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

I've been laughing for five minutes now, unironically.

# ¿ Feb 15, 2017 13:51

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

https://twitter.com/KateAronoff/status/833790836143960064

lol

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 09:02

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

hamtaro posted:

reminder that the president speaks at a grade level lower than professional wrestling writing

you talk like a fag, and your poo poo's all retarded

# ¿ Feb 23, 2017 12:17

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

Katana Gomai posted:

loling at the solid 3/4ths or so of the american public who won't even know/hear about this because they're garbage people who either only follow their facebook feed or no news at all

it's kind of funny because that also means he shouldn't have bothered. since no one in his camp cares about those outlets.

# ¿ Feb 24, 2017 22:01

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

Jel Shaker posted:

Is there a konami code for the presidency?

only if you got the billion dollar controller

# ¿ Mar 6, 2017 00:04

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

SniperWoreConverse posted:

Ever notice how out of the last six presidents, if you look at there presidential pics, Obama, Bush 2, and Clinton just look a little more decent than Regan, Bush 1, and lol trump. But trump to me its an apparently big diff. Trumps may well be the most dickbag looking pres in recent history.

I mean he sorta just looks worse than Nixon. LBJ has an air of fuckery to him but it's not the same. Everybody at least tries to have an open, upward looking face like optimistic for presidency, or are kinda eye-on with the viewer ready to start a dialog and get working.

Trump is the beginning of the presidential sneering phase?? He's got a really closed off, blocked down kinda attitude on his

I mean, we got a lot of real rear end in a top hat looking fuckers on this thing, but imo he's got a much different vibe to him

Obama is kinda scary

# ¿ Mar 7, 2017 07:32

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

Gobblecoque posted:

lol is that ben carson down the row playing on is phone

# ¿ Mar 7, 2017 21:48

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

Jose posted:

https://twitter.com/ShaunKing/status/840478099682791425

yeah but did she brag about it? "you know, like, my dad gets people killed." "awesome."

# ¿ Mar 11, 2017 12:30

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

runupon cracker posted:

American comedian say "What deal with Trump?"

American crowd not lol. Comedian squint into darkness, to see audience.

There no crowd. All die from Trumpcare.

I lol'd.

# ¿ Mar 12, 2017 21:31

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

gz to snoop dogg and his album sales

# ¿ Mar 15, 2017 12:19

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

in the 90s you had the "EXPLICIT LYRICS" sticker

now you pray for Trump tweets

# ¿ Mar 15, 2017 12:20

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4i3bAtEuJE

# ¿ Mar 15, 2017 12:22

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

Jose posted:

he's tweeted it a second time on the official potus account lol

that's a lol

# ¿ Mar 15, 2017 14:13

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

Applewhite posted:

If the government collapses and american society fragments into anarchists vs. federalists I am fighting on the Federalist side.

I'm selling guns.

# ¿ Mar 15, 2017 22:30

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

Warm und Fuzzy posted:

Is there an easy Photoshop trick to apply the correct color to the rest of his face? Like a computer simulation of what he really looks like?

yeah no

# ¿ Mar 17, 2017 22:28

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

turn off the TV posted:

He's not actually Snoop's nephew, and I'm not sure why the Huckster thinks that they are. I guess it's because they are both black, have stage names with the dog words in them, and Huckabee is retarded.

dude said snoop's his uncle in the offending tweet, is why

# ¿ Mar 18, 2017 09:06

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

turn off the TV posted:

Right. Maybe he thinks that black people have a lot of uncles named Tom too, or that Ben Carson just has a lot of nephews.

bow wow said it, jfc

http://www.pedestrian.tv/news/entertainment/bow-wow-joins-uncle-snoops-trump-beef-w-seriously-/6cf3b791-c5ac-4b19-88dd-663e02569845.htm

# ¿ Mar 18, 2017 09:52

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

Edgar Allan Pwned posted:

Continuing with merkel,

https://twitter.com/amiraminiMD/status/842992534569848832

I like Merkel's "wtf is this poo poo" look.

# ¿ Mar 18, 2017 19:20

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

12-dimensional chess theory my rear end. Dude is playing checkers. With Coke Light bottle caps.

# ¿ Mar 20, 2017 12:02

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

leakers & losers

# ¿ Mar 20, 2017 12:44

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

Soho Joe posted:

in the first two months

lol

# ¿ Mar 21, 2017 09:41

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

Mr Havafap posted:

What the hell Fox, is that a moral fibre?

Murdoch is currently trying to buy all of Sky, is what it is.

# ¿ Mar 21, 2017 20:23

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

I'm getting ready for Trump peaches

# ¿ Mar 22, 2017 09:59

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

Jose posted:

its nice of him to let everyone know they're killing planned parenthood

I like how you can tell that's it just a bargaining chip for him, he really gives a poo poo about what these policies do.

# ¿ Mar 24, 2017 13:53

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

turn off the TV posted:

https://twitter.com/frankthorp/status/845317754156531712

now that's a lol.

# ¿ Mar 24, 2017 20:23

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

I don't know if that post saying she had a stroke was a joke, but she really sounds like that.

# ¿ Mar 26, 2017 09:01

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

Minka translator

# ¿ Mar 27, 2017 22:39

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

https://twitter.com/BresPolitico/status/846558063209406465

So that joke about the wall being made of skull and bones is no longer a joke...

# ¿ Mar 28, 2017 15:15

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

Vegetable posted:

Why standardize bananas

I think it was about facilitating trade, since you get what you paid for, with minimal deviation from the norm.

# ¿ Mar 29, 2017 11:55

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# ¿ May 6, 2024 16:57

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

I love my leather abuela.

# ¿ Mar 29, 2017 18:29

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