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Over There posted:I like this unironically.
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Over There posted:"Hey we really need this new regulation, but we have to get rid of two regulations to implement it. Hmm let's get rid of these two regulations that seem to be outdated because they were implemented for a certain economical time but now do not benefit anyone." https://www.reginfo.gov/public/reginfo/Regmap/regmap.pdf Knight fucked around with this message at 17:53 on Jan 30, 2017 |
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True, Trump's EOs are a huge hit with people who don't have any understanding of how the government works. Maybe his next EO can declare America great (again!) and we can all celebrate!
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Over There posted:Thanks for this friend. I would like to know how this is a terrible thing though if you don't mind if you're saying the deletion is already a part of the process. It seems like to me it just speeds the process of the removal of unnecessary regulations. Regulations are not only necessary, but mandatory for agencies to enforce laws. A lot of "small" businesses (<1500 employees) would love to see those agencies crippled so they can't enforce OSHA compliance or stop them from dumping waste in the river.
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Over There posted:I can see your point from an environmental perspective. I work in a bank so I just see some of the stupid little regulations that could be removed that really just inconvenience the customers I work with that might have helped in 2008 but don't really do anything anymore. I still think that it will need to be approved by someone outside of the company/industry with our country's economy/environment in mind.
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Dial-a-Dog posted:Get out unless your lolling idiot
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Double LOL today: -Sarah Palin as ambassador to Canada -Yemen is dishonoring the navy seal Trump murdered by calling that mission unsuccessful (Edit - It was successful in murdering an 8 year old American girl) Get 'em fresh Knight fucked around with this message at 20:38 on Feb 8, 2017 |
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PA Senator lols https://twitter.com/daylinleach/status/829041688186335232
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Fiddler on the Reef posted:lol at all the handwringing itt we're making america great again whether you like it or not!!
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Fiddler on the Reef posted:collateral damage happens in war, the mission was a success, and I wonder how many 8 year olds died from obamas drones!!
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Moridin920 posted:Why is Kellyann Conway a person they are even associating themselves with? Fire her dumbo rear end unless the strat really is to just inundate everything with such poo poo nonstop that no one really knows what is happening anymore. Her lies are apparently hypnotizing next-level brain hacking to retards, lol.
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Feb 9, 2017 21:10
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Firing squads? C'mon guys, impeachment's a long way off... oh.
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Otisburgh? Otisburgh?
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Cacafuego posted:Biggest lol is that easy-D's hardcore supporters still see nothing wrong and believe unironically everything he says on the twitters. thathonkey posted:they published the article yesterday before it was known the call took place and today reported it first thing in the morning lol
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Feb 10, 2017 15:53
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LOL https://twitter.com/ppppolls/status/830061711755341825 Obama years: Bin Laden is dead, General Motors is alive. Trump years: Fredrick Douglass is alive, the victims of the Bowling Green massacre are dead.
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Feb 10, 2017 16:44
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Who says I'm really sucking that guy's dick? Maybe his dick is massaging my tongue, haha. Could you imagine?
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A 16 year old mad about teenagers having sex lmao Did anyone notify his parents that he couldn't get laid?
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Did you guys ever consider that Trump maybe just lost his phone? "Somebody call it, it's gotta be around here somewhere." <dials number> <faint Rolling Stones ringtone plays from the President's direction> <everyone looks towards him curiously before they recognize the shape of the lit screen> <Trump smiles as his eyes roll back> <a woman screams>
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Feb 15, 2017 15:49
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With the official Presidential schedule we're able to try to guess how much sleep he's getting in a night, right? I know olds can't sleep and gotta pee multiple times but having to post angry tweets about fake news on top of that has to be killing him lol.
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Jose posted:since trump doesn't read and just tweeets about whats on the news he repeatedly tweets about articles that are extremely negative about him that they're good you voters' pussy ain't me y'all throwin articles at me y'all know this president can't read Got me some A-D-D loving c'est la vie So go and grab the reporters So I can pass executive orders See they'll confuse us with some bullshit Like the New World Order
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revdrkevind posted:Hey guys remember the last 500 times Trump was caught in a definite, bulletproof, 100% this is going to sink him he is done? ...for this thread: lol trump's hosed lol
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Wow, that beard does wonders for his chin and neck
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ElGroucho posted:It's been a long month of this kind of article: https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/831899379963412481
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Granted, 304 (while still being a winner), is not that impressive when looking at historical races. But it is the most impressive Republican victory since 1988.
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FuhrerHat posted:we're attacking mosul in 4 months Edit - Bring me that Big Black Caucus, woman!
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quote:TRUMP: No, that’s how I won. I won with news conferences and probably speeches. I certainly didn’t win by people listening to you people. That’s for sure. But I’m having a good time.
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Faith For Two posted:The nightly ritual of Trump's staff: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLUZ0Nv7UH4 lol Knight fucked around with this message at 06:34 on Feb 17, 2017 |
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Feb 17, 2017 06:32
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Tumble posted:also i hate every time he says "deals" because it's what an 8 year old thinks his dad does at work. "He goes to work and makes deals with other people! That's him in crayon." Oh, and I'll have a vanilla frosty, thanks.
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corn in the bible posted:and that one looks jewish, and that one's a coon! who let all this riffraff into the room? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWLBtMz5OuY
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Feb 20, 2017 04:54
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Having some McDonald's(tm) while the NSA talks. I'm Loving It!
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Moridin920 posted:like full on live penetrating with grunting and everything
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Feb 21, 2017 02:19
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Lol'n at the president who attacks the media for FAKE NEWS but otherwise believes everything he sees on cable television
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Feb 21, 2017 16:11
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Krinkle posted:If he can't read how does he tweet is he shouting at his phone to put speech to text in the middle of his briefings with his generals? He just loving hates reading and probably has a middle-school comprehension level and base vocabulary. I don't know if it's because he has a disability or what, but the POTUS is not completely illiterate, his limit is just headlines or under 140 characters. LOL I can't believe I'm saying this 
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I will be a voice for all Americans, your greatest champion lol https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/834181712783560705
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Zzulu posted:What's your point bozo
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I wanna see a "The King's Speech" skit on SNL for Trump where numerous therapists are working on him to keep him on topic and away from his verbal ticks or bringing up the Electoral College (has he mentioned it again since he got called on it?), just in time for him to make a historic speech on the planned invasion of Iran and the dawn of WWIII
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