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Minimalist Program posted:Well you see Donald J Trump has at least two twitter accounts that we now of. One is "realdonaldtrump" which is the account that lets people know that he is the "real donald trump" on the internet. This is the account that he is often using to say stuff like "American judges are very bad. Why are they not all so wrong and dumb?? Sad!". Meanwhile the other account that he has access to and ownership over at the moment, is @Potus, which is short for "president of the united states", because the american people voted for Donald J Trump, aka "real donald trump", to also be the president of the country. I guess what I Am trying to say with this post is that donald Trump is president of the united states but he still uses his old twitter account (Real Donald Trump) because he thinks being the real donald trump is cooler and better than being the president of the united states (potus).
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thathonkey posted:what happened to the original @donaldtrump twitter Maybe its owned by another man named Donald Trump who works on cars in Glasgow.
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mike12345 posted:more like mad cuck mattis This is the first post in this thread that has not failed to make me lol.
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Help I can't stop lolling this looks like my fat uncle's 60th birthday at the airport restaurant.
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thathonkey posted:PS lol we elected an illiterate HAha that's another lol for the lol book.
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:woke up and saw the "anything negative is fake" tweet and had a good laugh. Good joke! You nailed his writing style!
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Toadvine posted:There are probably a hundred legitimate criticisms you can apply to Donald TrumP without giving credence to YouTube dorks misinterpreting Donalds rigidity in front of the camera I'm lolling @ trump but also at this guy who goes online to stalwartly defends Trump's ability to read words on a piece of paper.
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Arrhythmia posted:remember that time during the campaign he angry tweeted in the middle of the night. good times Arrhythmia posted:he's president now Haha it's messed up but it's actually true.
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Arrhythmia posted:Lol speaking of debates remember when he talked about his dingaling during a rep. debate. extremely good poo poo Then afterwards, many americans voted for him in the democratic election about who they wanted to rule their country and make laws.
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Feb 6, 2017 20:10
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Sintax posted:The president of the United States is incapable of reading at an adult level and is exclusively informed by the TV He flipped his light switches on and off excitedly, in the white house, because somebody on TV asked him to.
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Feb 6, 2017 21:23
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I bet he can't read at all and is just all like "bwuh.... duh?!???!? huh????... .f....zuh?" whenever he sees a letter or a word in print.
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HAha look at him being all confused by the little black squiggly line in the big square piece of paper: he has no idea that it's actually words.
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This is my favorite thread because it just delivers the consistent, no-nonsense kind of lols that I so direly need.
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XMNN posted:imagine if 9/11 happened today, those children would be reading my pet goat to the president lol
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Feb 6, 2017 22:05
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Bush gotta be so happy Trump came along and saved him from being remembered as the worst millenial president
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unpacked robinhood posted:
*In angry Turmp voter voice* : Come one dude.
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Come one dude, I voted for you but I can't ignore the fact that you can't actually read!? e: Lacey posted:
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thathonkey posted:speaking of not knowing the inner workings of the white house, they mean quite literally - i read an article about how some aides wanted a meeting at the WH but didnt know how to work the light system in the room so they just had it in the dark heklp my chest is hurting from all the lols
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Tace Vim posted:you could probably use that punchline to a lot of jokes: *In Unreal Tournament announcer voice* DOUBLE LOL!
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Toadvine posted:Don't you be eyein my pile of ash *In 21st generation american voice* : keep your fingers out of my ash hole.
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I feel genuinely bad for everyone involved in house of cards because it was a really good show and now there's just nowhere for them to go. Like lol they ended the last season with Spacey going "we create terror" and it was supposed to be super dark and ominous and just lol forever.
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Feb 8, 2017 02:01
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I'm still lolling at Trump.
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Moridin920 posted:I don't think the White House realizes they have the NSA/CIA yet. They don't even know how to turn on the lights in the actual white house.
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Feb 8, 2017 22:15
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TotalLossBrain posted:lmao, Gorsuch, the voice of reason in defense of the judiciary. Jesus Tapdancing Christ. It's a powerful lol.
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Feb 8, 2017 22:40
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:reminder that he puts on a houserobe and probably an old-timey ebeneezer scrooge sleeping cap to retire upstairs at 6pm to watch his stories. HAha he freaking loves twitter so much.
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drat, this Bannon guy actually looks pretty good to me.
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Jose posted:https://twitter.com/amyfiscus/status/829742130121826304?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw that's a powerful freaking lol.
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unpacked robinhood posted:When can I apply for american citizenship ? I want to be an american citizen, to be able to not just lol AT the americans but WITH them, too.
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for a funny passport, maybe a Ford one but not a walmart.
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Captain Yossarian posted:I will get gay married to a European goon for a green card, lol let's freaking do it dude.
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unpacked robinhood posted:lmao you fucks lol lol
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Arrhythmia posted:HEY EVERYONE THIS GUY TOTALLY PRONOUNCES THE "L" IN GUILLOTINE I pronounce it "gee-lol-teen", with heavy emphasis on the lol.
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Feb 10, 2017 00:00
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Perromancer posted:Lol if you think anything in the Trump White House is even remotely close to this well thought out. Nodding and agreeing insanely.
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Drunk & Ugly posted:oh and lol too guys i just came here to say these two things thanks Thank you; please do stick around in this, the thread for posting every time you lol that trump is president.
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Feb 10, 2017 14:42
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Jose posted:lol this is what cuased it It's supremely lol that the united states of america, the most powerful and prosperous nation in the world, is lead by a man who spends 85% of his time watching TV, shouting at his TV, and commenting on what he sees on TV on twitter.
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Trump gets most of his knowledge about the world from Morning Joe, and he gets up at 05.30 am to watch it and shout at it, in his bath robe.
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Ol Cactus Dick posted:how about? AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHahGahgahaasjhAhaha
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This is my favorite thread in the world
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Zorodius posted:The question is jerk-off bait for slightly-educated people, at the expense of un-educated people. What on earth is wrong with you you goddamned dweeb nerd this is the lolling that trump is president not the idiot thread for idiots.
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*huh a thread about lolling that the president of the US is literally Donald J. Trump, better go argue about the solar system in it* ~ a thing somebody said to themselves, then acted on.
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