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Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Abandoning a sinking ship/going to get paid.

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Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
https://twitter.com/adamjohnsonNYC/status/1083847598383992833?s=19

https://twitter.com/adamjohnsonNYC/status/1083855142942838785?s=19

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

https://twitter.com/gregkan/status/1085980785893695490?s=19

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

TulliusCicero posted:

That Senator looks like he is about to cry over "Muh Football", but not over children in cages, or 800,000 people struggling without pay

Oh no, his limit is "Sportsman no run ball"

To be fair, a day without football is a day where a majority black workforce doesn't get a chance to develop a debilitating chronic condition, and that would make any southern congressman weep.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
https://twitter.com/leahmcelrath/status/1086041867878318080?s=19

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
Lol, donnie Deals trump can't get a deal done with Congress. Even B Hussein Obama managed to do that.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
https://twitter.com/AlecMacGillis/status/1086010667361058817?s=19
Time is a flat lol.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Kumo posted:

Ugh, not a lol.

Remember that Belarussian escort who was Deripaska's mistress & had taped conversations of him & 3 Americans in 2016? She got deported from Thailand for prostitution & arrested at a Russian airport.

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/01/17/world/europe/anastasia-vashukevich-nastya-rybka-detained.html

I like escorts that don't get captured.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
https://twitter.com/heathercampbell/status/1086126532492328960?s=19

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
*Rancher finds trash bag moving listlessly along the wind*

Ah, the tumbling prayer rugs are coming.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Pussy Quipped posted:

When is this fat orange bitch going to fully melt down

https://twitter.com/CainHarris3/status/1086248082705186816?s=19

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Jose posted:

So how many people itt are thinking about becoming president now he's proven even a retard can do it

No one man should have all that hamberder

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

cnut posted:

gently caress off

https://twitter.com/mrdavehill/status/1086030105779060740?s=19

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Lol, in the year 2019 no less.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
https://twitter.com/carlreiner/status/1086375849807335424?s=19

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

LordSloth posted:

https://twitter.com/courtneyknorris/status/1086315657749319682?s=21

nice. couldn’t happen to a better person. trump wouldn’t hire one.

I hope her cell mate is a colicky 6 year old migrant.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

The Archaic posted:

George W delivers pizza to furloughed federal employees.



Should be "Hot Sausage Pizza" shameful

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

mono posted:

I'm thinking this Timmy girl ain't very bright

https://twitter.com/iamcardib/status/1086906901328084993?s=19

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Codependent Poster posted:

Hahaha this kid is never gonna get laid.

https://youtu.be/ryvljjccqL8

Rape, murder, arson and rape.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

https://twitter.com/_waleedshahid/status/1087115690069446656?s=19

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
https://twitter.com/hamiltonnolan/status/1087412879895261189?s=19

Family values.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Bogus Adventure posted:

He's gotten so loving fat, there is no way he can photoshop his way out of confronting it:



Lol, he can't even zip up that jacket.

"Gotten"? He's always been that fat. He just usually isnt pictured standing up or in front of a desk. He's hidden behind so many objects that its possible the wall will prove slimming.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Donald sat on his hand.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

To be fair, that is exactly what I would do if I had a meeting with paul ryan.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Ayn Randi posted:

america and its rulers are garbage with no redeeming features lol

I dunno, we have a president with no discernable neck. And our Senate majority leader is majority neck. Those are features.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Outrail posted:

Lols are kinda petering off into a stunned listless silence while my balls have lost their inertia just short of the universal envelope.

It's just incredible really.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1087541961295314945?s=19

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1087496320712093697?s=19

Edit: I'm the teen's

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Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Outrail posted:

Well he's not wrong about a humanitarian crisis. I'll give him that much.

Democrats are kidding themselves (they don’t really believe it!) if they say you can stop Crime, Drugs, Human Trafficking and Caravans without a Wall or Steel Barrier. Stop playing games and give America the Security it deserves; a Humanitarian Crisis!

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