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Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


lol at people not realizing that taking known liar Trump and making him a politician creates a double negative where he tells the truth bigly

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Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Lochness_Hamster posted:

The More i read of these, the more iam reminded of all the WOKE 8 year olds that appeared after the election

Are those the ones that Trump's been killing

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Eifert Posting posted:

A Ukrainian voting for Trump is nearly as dumb as anyone else voting for Trump.

Ukrainians have a long tradition of electing Russian stooges

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Epic High Five posted:

I hope it tanks the stock market and they are forced to send their kids to public school

*2018ish voice* What are public schools?

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Epic High Five posted:

We should ask PornHub where searches for incest porn are most frequent

the Duggar compound from that one weekend the menfolk figured out the wifi password

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


I have some relatives who made it a point to go get their own insurance instead of going through Obamacare because they didn't want to touch anything tainted my a Kenyan socialist Muslim or something whatever. They got turbofucked by their deductibles for years and kept going on about how bad Obamacare was.

Now their insurance is gonna go up bigly under the Republican plan.

:smugdon:

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Lindsey O. Graham posted:

my party is quite good at engendering trust for no apparent reason

perhaps it's demagoguery? no,
couldn't be that

They got Lee Atwater'd hard

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Office Pig posted:

What's that law where you keep what belonged to the men you've killed? Easterling should totally push for that.

gently caress you, got yours. :black101:

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Duscat posted:

avocados here are usually 59 cents but they come from ~mexico~

so when the wall goes up i expect i'll either be paying $5.90 a piece at the grocery or buy cheap ones by the freeway but they'll have bruises from being catapulted over

I'd yearn for the sweet release of death if i had to settle for that green pea "guac" from the failing NYT

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

I hope The Suarus gets deported

namechange him to The Suarez and Trump will probably do it

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Epic High Five posted:

Did Trump actually ever promise this?

He had his fingers crossed but they're so tiny.....

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Epic High Five posted:

this guy rules

absolutely one of those guys who didn't look closely enough at what he was buying, now finds out it's useless or sucks, and by god he's gonna let the world know how mad and dumb he is

probably got a hoarder house full of "as seen on tv" poo poo

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007



walter sobchak looking bad

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Potato Salad posted:

No detritivore is getting close to that thing.

Junior and Eric are gonna be all over it

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


etalian posted:

It's almost like putting your hopes on a racist, moronic conman was sort of a bad decision in hindsight....

All the jobs are getting offshored to Monterrey Mexico .

That'll stop once he builds that there wall to keep the JERBS from leavin :bahgawd:

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


H.P. Hovercraft posted:

yeah that's from its OP

lol no gun control chat in the mass shooting thread guyz i mean it no politics whatsoever

No politics, only discussion over what gun makes for the best mass shooting experience

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007



say hello to senor guillotine

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Blister posted:

J.R. Simplot's daughter Gay Simplot was married to Butch Otter


:bravo2:

april fool's is sunday :cmon:

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


john ellis bush bush

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Zeroisanumber posted:

Sight unseen I'm picturing endless clones of the incestuous rapist from Chinatown.

Trump

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Randalor posted:

I take it the poo in question can't be used as fertilizer? Or just dig a massive pit to bury it in? Or light the poo on fire (what are you going to do, complain about the smell of burning poo after complaining about the smell of fermenting poo)?

It's probably been baking in those rail cars long enough that they have enough mud bricks to make some pyramids to store their grain

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Grevling posted:

How about for the motherfucking wall?

Shitbricks, piled high

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007



lol that owns

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Ghost Leviathan posted:

I think it probably involved a couple of kids dying from drinking like 30 cans in a day or something.

some guy i used to work night shift with almost did that to himself, showed up chugging energy drinks to wash down trucker pills and went home at first break because his heart was trying to burst out alien style

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


augias posted:

My wife just explained that the auto guys dont warehouse anything as a way to trim their costs i guess. The factories that make the parts are too far away and produce at a set pace and quantity so there is actually a business in purchasing, packaging into smaller units, and funneling and supplying parts to the assembly plants on demand, which is what this business does.

:/

When I worked in manufacturing they tried to run for a while with no parts in inventory and just make everything on the fly and it sucked. Their solution was to just start buying all the parts they used to make in house and lay off all the machining people, but that didn't work out either because it still takes time to make the stuff and then it had to travel from China. They ended up throwing out all the now-unused machining equipment and used the space for extra parts storage, so trying to run without inventory worked out with them having even more, shittier inventory

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Mycroft Holmes posted:

ok, I knew ICE was deporting people and the system was backed up, but I didn't know about the rape camps.

Somebody's doing the raping, turns out it was ICE

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

hillary clinton intentionally toned down her campaign rhetoric to avoid overpromising and underdelivering like obama

:abuela: underdelivering while promising basically nothing was pretty impressive, i gotta admit

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


RBA Starblade posted:

A sea of dipshits

The Dipshit posted:

My time has arrived!

:eyepop:

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Zeroisanumber posted:

Bevin voters who were on Obamacare voted for him knowing that he would cancel their Obamacare, and I doubt that many people who just lost their dental and vision voted for him too. I'd love to get someone who can give me a cogent explanation for this, but I have a feeling that the answer is just dumb as all hell.

"at least he weren't a democrat"

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Zeroisanumber posted:

The big thing was that it wasn't a secret or some poo poo that Bevin sprung once he was in office. The guy ran on ripping up Obamacare and the social safety net, and big numbers of people who relied on those voted for him anyway.

I have some chud relatives that very pointedly did not get obamacare insurance and got some plan through a local guy that was outrageously expensive and apparently didn't pay for anything when the guy's tractor got t-boned by a car and the first responder guy called in a med flight that wasn't really needed. They blamed obamacare for the whole thing and 100% were hootin and hollerin every time trump talked about killing it

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Uncle Wemus posted:

im absolutely amazed that rural america went all in for the sleaziest big city new york con man ever

it's not a huge step from giving all their money to tv preachers to this

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


ikanreed posted:

Nah, the "traditional family" chuds love always includes symbolic sexual ownership of daughters.

You're naive if you think their inhuman selfishness always ends with politics.

Whoa for a minute I thought I stumbled into the Jim Bob Duggar thread

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


My dad works for the corps of engineers and has been putting off his retirement forever because he's been waiting for the pay to get unfrozen so his highest three years will be higher

Now, not only is Trump not going to unfreeze the pay, but the corps is looking for more ways to get rid of all those pesky civil works so the money can get funnelled straight into the bottomless pit of the military

:stoked: that I don't live near a levee

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Kurtofan posted:

Trump cant swim because of the sharks

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


zegermans posted:

I thought we established that Grassley is actually long dead and is being worn as a Grassley-suit

ah, so that's what they call "the full grassley"

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007



Yes but the trump voters support it bigly because it's under the guise of trying to kill the obama voters

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007



they'll swing back to magachud because being rich overrides all other considerations

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

the two of them in the screencaps explicitly said they did, other two didn't say. one of those said walls are a tool that only work if you have guards and cameras too, so that was either a very diplomatic pushback on the absurdity of the wall, or a proposal to hire tens of thousands of new guards and police 2000 miles of border like a supermax

i hope they do it and force are troops to eat MREs within sight of a whataburger that they aren't allowed to go to again

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Business Gorillas posted:

clinton lost the midwest not because of the racist vote, but because she thought that everyone was a buncha uneducated bumpkins she could pull a fast one on

they've been workshopping the "we'll have job training programs for you when the factories shut down, honest!" for 20 years now. everyone around here knows the dems are full of poo poo and don't stand for anything

edit: as we speak, we're having 2020 hopefuls start stumbling out of their test tubes and so far, their policy positions are exclusively 180's of stances they had pre-2016, watered down versions of what bernie wants, or republican ideas

we'll just train those coal miners to write code bing bong simple :abuela:

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Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


voted for bernie, got a refund

fuckin owned chuds

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