Olive Garden tonight! posted:

tap my mountain posted:

It's a Wonderful Life except the angel shows you a world without video games, and boy does it suck

CJacobs posted:

It also crashes every time I try to log into EA's stupid account system from nearly 10 years ago, so I have to go through the process of declining the online stuff every time I want to play. I am unable to figure out why this happens and the internet has been no help so oh well.

edit: I mostly wanted to chill while drifting around wide corners and listening to eurobeat but it seems EA has other ideas, like trying their goddamndest to keep me from playing their video games

Guy Mann posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShVuzJlDuyQ

Real hurthling! posted:

check out core-a gaming. he does some cool in depth critique and theory stuff that is very accessible for anyone and general enough to apply to all fighting games

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9XC56NokbI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-6GM6UVZSQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGHGEttNjyo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsC8io4w1sY

LawfulWaffle posted:

I don't know how many hypersexualized drawings of Strawberry Shortcake there are on the internet

CJacobs posted:

On I Love The 80s on VH1 they said it was about orgasming and that's all I know about it

edit: oh no that's an unfortuante page topper

Ekster posted:

Remember to clean your piss bottle regularly.

CrashCat posted:

more like a two minute break for some water or to take a piss or something just to not die of leg things

bloodychill posted:

If only they had a casual cross platform mode where people actually played casually instead of getting really really mad a lot.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

LMAO if you don't play with a controller based on your main's primary weapon

Joe Gillian posted:

Teaching myself to use Blender, I made my first model and put him in GTA 5:

Phantasium posted:

Well, at least someone remembered SCUD.

EDIT: This made it sound assy like I was making GBS threads on your work so I'm just going to amend that that's cool and the only reason I know of SCUD is because of the assy Saturn game.

Joe Gillian posted:

He's a pretty cool comic book character, and I've been a fan of his since I was like 12. I never played the Saturn game, but I had a friend who owned it when I was in 4th grade. The creator of Scud is a kinda weird and funny guy, and he also made the Sarah Silverman Program.

In Training posted:

WHat's the best Wonderswan or Wonderswan Color game.

Real hurthling! posted:

probably not guilty gear petite but the name is cute for a chibi fighter

Rexroom posted:

I have feeling Pewdiepie is only channeling the stupid and crass memetic internet humor in his antics. I don't think he really is an anti-semitic nazi, it's more like OMG SO EDGIE 4 TEH LOLZ!!1 xD

But then again, I try to ignore him as much as possible. He might even be a member of the populist Sweden Democrats for all I know.

Lurdiak posted:

People tell me Angry Joe is one of the woke ones, and the insane people who keep saying cuck seem to hate him, but I still refuse to click on any of his videos.

StrixNebulosa posted:

It could be because of the winter season - if you have a therapist, talk to them about it? I've got seasonal affective disorder, so I need to use a lightbox daily or else I'm empty the next day.

e: A computer doesn't work as a lightbox, it has to be a specialized one.

Ciaphas posted:

Probably has to do with possibly having thyroid cancer in my case, they're taking the whole shebang out in a couple months

In theory though my thyroid being broke would explain an awful lot about my health according to my doctors so even if it turns out the bumps are benign losing the thing could be a net win anyway?????

Well except for being in a hospital for 24 hours, noooooo

Blackfyre posted:

My full on ignorance is showing but I can't remember another mainline Zelda/Ninty game that had DLC like this? Not a big Zelda at least?

I can only remember Fire Emblem having some maps etc but I wasn't thrilled with how that was handled overall either but there was a heckuva lot of content in the main game and the additional stuff didn't seem too major.

The additional dungeons better not just be sitting there in the main world in BotW but not accessible unless you pay, taunting people. Wouldn't be best taste.

Jay Rust posted:

Viewtiful Jew posted:

I didn't realize he doubled down after deleting the tweet and wow:

https://twitter.com/Boogie2988/status/831354507145650176

CJacobs posted:

And what percentage of people do you think read a news article and then click through to actually see the video? Compared to just putting the screenshot in a headline.

Lumpy the Cook posted:

If that sign had said 'I LOVE RAPE!!' nothing would have happened to him.

Grapplejack posted:

You can finally date the Christmas cake. No gay dates tho, which is surprising and disappointing after 4.

Shindragon posted:

Man today can eat a dick. Nothing worse than going through phone interviews/ on site interviews and then getting jack squat on the gig.

I hate looking for QA jobs. Just.. blah.

Captain Invictus posted:

"TO VICTORY!"
/

CJacobs posted:

Buy 19 stocks or more of Nintendo and unlock an EXCLUSIVE free* Nintendo Switch™ shirt for Link to wear in Legend of Zelda: Breath Of The Wild™! We created this content we are sure you will love because we care about your experience in Hyrule and want to make it special.

Lurdiak posted:

Sometimes I think this entire subforum is just an elaborate prank being played on me.

The Colonel posted:

mr. driller's mom is canonically a badass space war hero and the protagonist of alien sector

tap my mountain posted:

I'm glad the platforming boom ended and finally gave way to a better genre, WW2 shooters.

Quest For Glory II posted:

apparently somethingawful.com is on the list of sites affected by the cloudflare breach so yayyyy time to change passwords again

Quest For Glory II posted:

https://www.lifehacker.com.au/2017/02/cloudflare-cloudbleed-bug-exposes-sensitive-data-who-is-affected/
https://github.com/pirate/sites-using-cloudflare

StrixNebulosa posted:

For serious though, thanks for being a fun place to hang out and chat about games - this place is my favorite place on the internet to chill.

Poops Mcgoots posted:

Totally not gonna change my password cause it gives me an excuse for when I make a bad post.

Lurdiak posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXbEhosNvRc

exquisite tea posted:

I bought Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver on Dreamcast for no other reason than that it sounded cool as heck to my 14-year old self, and I wasn't wrong.

a kitten posted:

Soul Reaver was neat, i remember thinking it was kind of like an Evil Zelda game.

I also seem to remember that right after i got a bunch of skills and seemed ready to unlock a whole bunch more game the game instead just ended.

FirstAidKite posted:

I'm glad for GTA4 if only because of all of the great racistman3D videos.

Lurdiak posted:

River City Ransom Underground is going to drop Early Evening EST!!!!

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Remember when Bulletstorm was first released and they made fun of the self-serious COD story? Didn't they even make a parody game about it

Lurdiak posted:

It's really, really good as of this last build. There are a few minor balance issues wrt to boss AI and some of the unlockable characters but I know for a fact they are trying to fix those ASAP, and the only remaining bugs (that I know of) are extremely minor and tough to find. It's entirely possible that waiting a few days or a week before playing it seriously would be a better experience due to them wanting to hotfix remaining after launch, but it's like 96% perfect right now. And even if they launch the game without fixing some of the 'worse' stuff, if you haven't played 65 goddamn hours like I have while trying to break the game, you almost certainly won't notice it when you're having a great time with your friends punching and comboing everything. The difficulty curve is super cool right now, challenging without being unfair, very on par with the original game. And you can crank that difficulty up if you find yourself having too easy a time, although I would not recommend 'Fungondo' mode to anyone for their first playthrough.

The beta I've been testing only has about 1/3rd of the game's story in it, a limited number of gangs, shops, playable characters and locations, and no ability to purchase extra moves, so I can only imagine how much more open of an experience it will be after the full game launches. When I first tried out a beta build like last summer, it gave a very poor initial impression due to the first thing happening in the game being very meme-ish, the combo system being underbaked and the enemy AI being a loving relentless clusterfuck, and even a month ago the steam beta was hardly something you could call 'fun', but the amount of progress they've made since then is simply astounding. It's obvious they spent an enormous amount of the dev time making sure the underlying mechanics and building blocks of the game were solid before worrying about tuning the game to actually be fun, and it looks like that approach paid off.