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Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

DoJ lawyer getting shredded by 9th circuit

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Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

facialimpediment posted:

..... how the hell do you gently caress up a handshake photo op? :cripes:

Bush I vomited on a Japanese PM once.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Okay bets on if Flynn makes it till Friday

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

jesus tittyfucking christ if I was a US asset or even a five eyes asset I would be packing my bags and faking my death about now

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

A Handed Missus posted:

Maybe Mar-a-Lago memberships come with a top secret clearance now ($100k extra)


https://twitter.com/VP/status/831240296486862848

think they talked about a coup?

FYI the Sikh guy in the turban is the Canadian Defense minister, would love to know how Trump reacted to that one.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Kinda wondering if Trump is gonna resign at some point when it stops being fun.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

"and blocked nine companies from providing low-income families with discounted high-speed internet services"

just a lil extra gently caress you there I mean poo poo

No the high charges for prison calls is worse I mean talk about a captive fuckin market

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.


gawd drat what a clown show

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

When, if,Donald confronts Flynn about lying to Pence, Flynn probably replies "Well, you do it."

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

I have now embraced this timeline like major Kong riding a loving h bomb

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

Hopefully his probation officer doesn't let him come up for the interview.

:iceburn:

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

RNC wants Pence, don't forget.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Nuclear War posted:

Why haven't they just swallowed the Ukraine yet? That's what I don't get

Well, the Ukrainians might have something to say about it :rimshot:

Also, real answer, the Russian military is a tad extended right now, Russia doesn't want the non Russian parts or the Ukraine (yet), and they are currently consolidating power by murdering Russian separatists to bring the rest in line.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

MazelTovCocktail posted:

For the record even in By Dawn's Early Light, they only get (incorrectly) down to the Secretary of the Interior.

Seriously Sec Ed becoming President is too much of a stretch for Twlight 2000 and Harpoon Scenario writers.

I dunno I had a Twilight 2000 campaign that was pretty insane

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

MazelTovCocktail posted:

There is a difference between pretty insane with mutants (iirc you mentioned it once in the cold war thread) and just being goofy.

I ran that campaign 23 years ago :aaa:

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Lightning Lord posted:

People actually played Twilight 2000? Next you'll tell me they played RECON.

I used the fluff combined with modified West End Games rules for simplicity's sake, which was good because by the end of the campaign my players were dropping napalm on lovecraftian horrors from blimps

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

I usually ran campaigns based on West end game rules

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWRVyaKnGcA

yes it's eleven minutes long just loving watch it

Smiling Jack fucked around with this message at 08:41 on Feb 16, 2017

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Xanax pill runs about $2 on the street

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-c...source=facebook


We're really kinda starting to look like The Bad Guys

loving hell

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

the us border cop also collected all their poo poo that was strewn around and handed it off to the canadians, so it isnt like hes some huge rear end in a top hat

I just noticed the dude has his rear end hanging out of his pants in one of the pictures

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Yeah Montreal is cool.but drat it has a lotta scammers

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.


I'm from NYC and Montreal took it to a new level

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

I want to hire a mariachi band to follow Flynn around and every so often the band stops playing and chants "lock her up"

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

lmao the founder of Calexit lives in Russia

this timeline is amazing

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

KildarX posted:

That seems really odd.

Welcome to America.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

I've put it on hamburgers

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.


I see the proud French tradition of not giving a gently caress about civilian casualties continues

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Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Woof Blitzer posted:

Desk jockies

Bingo.

The guy who tackled him was probably a patrol cop who came back to use the bathroom and didn't have time for this.

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