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mactheknife posted:Yeah, I'd keep the plate tracks and I guess the Coke 600 long - maybe Bristol too? Bristol's races are only 250 miles long
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May 2, 2017 20:59
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WindyMan posted:266½ miles long I'm gonna kick your rear end 266 and one half times, fucker
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May 2, 2017 21:13
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Elephanthead posted:You can drag race any car! (Except a new dodge demon because it is unsafe). You can't drag race a Dodge Demon because it doesn't have safety equipment. It has to have a racing seat and roll cage and all that jazz to run in its time bracket.
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May 3, 2017 23:04
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iospace posted:Ok, so. Mod post inbound. You didn't gently caress up, so this isn't anything bad. The Six-hundred sucks and I hate it.
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May 4, 2017 01:20
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Only 41 entries for Talladega, lowest in 25 years.
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May 6, 2017 07:38
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CactusWeasle posted:Explaining the start/finish line to all the New Fans watching
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May 7, 2017 21:50
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 NASCAR HAS ENDED CARL LONG'S SUSPENSION FROM CUP After eight loving years he's gonna race this weekend!
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May 10, 2017 01:06
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VikingSkull posted:I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that if you can't replace an engine block that worn out perhaps you have no business in top level auto racing The thing with Long was he was running a busted engine and got a 250 thousand dollar fine, but when Ray Evernham ran a car that got the entire rule book changed he got a pat on the back and a "don't run this car again" memo.
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May 11, 2017 02:20
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Also since when is NASCAR a top level racing series?
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VikingSkull posted:I mean I'm probably the biggest Smokey Yunick fan in this thread so whipping out the ole "well what about that rules loophole car that cost a bajillion dollars?" line might not be the strategy to go with. Yeah good one. Show me where Michael Waltrip was banned for a decade when he ran fuel additives, or when DW got a quarter million fine when he hosed with the fuel tank 2 or 3 times.
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May 12, 2017 05:02
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VikingSkull posted:Carl Long wasn't banned, he was fined and couldn't afford to pay the fine Oh so the rules matter except when they don't. Glad to see Brian France has an account.
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May 12, 2017 06:11
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Cygni posted:remember brian 'the brain' france was a trump supporter. he probably actually believes weed kills you instantly. [Goon Project] Let's Inject A Weed Into NASCAR CEO Brian France
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May 13, 2017 19:15
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Does Hoosier count as a compound?
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May 19, 2017 01:00
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Escorts aren't hookers unless you kill one.
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May 20, 2017 03:02
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Boomer The Cannon posted:That race sucked. Smoke didn't even bother showing up: Overweight?
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exploded mummy posted:Tyler Breeze dressed like a granny and lost. Dressed up like a janitor, then a granny, then they lost a close one.
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May 22, 2017 16:52
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RIP the Good Loudon race.
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May 23, 2017 22:15
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Cygni posted:NASCAR (not even ISC) straight up owns Sebring and Road Atlanta, from what I understand. SMI owns Charlotte. ISC is the France family, SMI is Smith.
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May 24, 2017 03:39
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wicka posted:Why can't they just move Sears Point or the Glen into the Chase? As much as I'd love to see NorCal or Upstate NY in October I don't think NASCAR would.
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May 24, 2017 12:49
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Las Vegas would be a better race than Homestead because Homestead is loving horrible and at least ending the season on a cookie-cutter makes sense. Also that poo poo about "bidding" for dates, he does realize that 30+ races on the schedule are owned by 2 people right?
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May 25, 2017 20:53
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wicka posted:I can't blame them. NASCAR struggles to find a middle ground between "no personality" and "violent, childish piece of poo poo." You've got Dale Jr, and I love it that in the article DW owned you before you even made this post.
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May 26, 2017 00:38
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wicka posted:Playing the villain is entirely different than being genuinely such a piece of poo poo that you're like wrecking people on pit road after the race. Next time Kyle cries and wrecks somebody I sincerely hope it backfires and injures him badly enough to end his career but otherwise have a normal life. Please go on.
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May 26, 2017 15:52
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"We need more entertaining drivers, more villains, more guys you can boo!"--teh nascar thread "kyle busch is a human being and i hope he dies screaming"--also the nascar thread
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May 29, 2017 16:36
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wicka posted:Isn't that literally the entire point? Wishing someone would die is a little different that booing.
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May 29, 2017 17:47
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wicka posted:Lol what? I wish there was one where wicka was a good poster and not a bloodthirsty maniac.
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May 29, 2017 18:28
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wicka posted:What the gently caress? Calm down, you are being ridiculous. You're calling for the death of a race car driver who has never done anything to you and then screeching at me to calm down. Are you okay?
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May 29, 2017 22:05
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wicka posted:I am? Yes.
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May 29, 2017 23:04
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skaboomizzy posted:I know Danica is kind of a special case because of her notoriety, but she's 35 now. Isn't that about when never-was drivers start to get pushed out of Cup rides? Mark Martin.
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VikingSkull posted:Morgan Sheppard was sponsored by Jesus, I don't think it gets any better than that Racin 4 Jesus. Also that Hulu car is awful. The green/white is neat but the sponsor name like being half on the trunk and half over the wheel looks bad and also Circle Sport's #33 is terrible.
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Also I'm starting a kickstarter to make Spencer Gallagher say he's gonna split someone open like a melon after they wreck him.
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Jun 3, 2017 01:46
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exploded mummy posted:Yeah we should wait another half hour under red to clean that wreck As opposed to making them run laps across a beach for 15 minutes and then ending the race.
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Jun 4, 2017 22:18
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Hey gang we here at NASCAR don't want our races to end under caution because then foreigners might win so instead we're gonna run a parade for 5 laps and then end under caution anyway xd
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Jun 4, 2017 22:19
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I thought Edwards was just sitting out a year, is Fryer just an idiot? (even if she's right the answer is still yes)
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Jun 7, 2017 19:04
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iospace posted:So here's my question, with the weirdness with lugnut penalties, is it time for NASCAR to finally bite the bullet and go single lug? Single lug is dumb. It's literally the only difficult thing involved in pitstops anymore.
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Jun 8, 2017 18:47
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FuzzySkinner posted:What exactly is the point of Xfinity anymore? Same thing it's been for for the last 20 years: stats padding.
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VikingSkull posted:let's try and keep the politics out of racing threads lest I call upon a dark army to ride forth Donald Trump is a lot like NASCAR in that I forget he exists a lot.
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Elitist Bitch posted:https://twitter.com/Ryan_Truex/status/876800330733957120 That is a great shirt.
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VikingSkull posted:the ugly truth is a whole mess of deaths made NASCAR popular Hahah yeah good one!
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Though to be fair viking you're the guy who jacks off to pictures of adam petty wishing you could've been in the car when he died so maybe it's just you who needs to be institutionalized and not every single person in the country.
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