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GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-WHW-QNswE

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GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbzUTRAUac4

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


sexy mouse posted:

is this the greatest choke in modern pro sports history

That would belong to the Yankees in the ALDS of some year against the Red Sox, but it's a close second

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


PrinceRandom posted:

Bennett is real cool and I'm glad he got a ring

I'm super stoked about this for real

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


sector_corrector posted:

Regular New England fan: "Duuuuhhhhh, I love being in the coldest part of the United States (editors note: What????) and voting for trump, blugggggh, buuuhhh, Tom Brady.... uh huh!"

lmao we voted blue and :420: and the coldest part of the US is MN

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


sector_corrector posted:

Sorry, I care so little about NW that I didn't bother to look any of these things up in between making cool video game jokes on another forum.

lol

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


4 RING SHRIMP posted:

SUCK MY loving DICK EVERYONE

what the gently caress is this "4" ring poo poo

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Intruder posted:

Brady could one up Peyton one more time by retiring after carrying his team to a Superbowl win instead of being carried. Do it Tom!

na he needs another ring to 3x his total

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Reformed Pissboy posted:

lmao they shot footage of Brady pulling out a 5th ring for that Shields MRI commercial, what a cocky move

na, that's prescient, not cocky

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


evilweasel posted:

trump reportedly stormed out of his super bowl party and missed it lawl

what a night



28-3

This makes me insanely happy

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

I'm deeply disappointed in anyone who cannot accept the awesomeness of that comeback. Do you guys even like football?

Yeah, it's not one flashy play like the interception against the seahawks but hot drat that was something to watch

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


lmao

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


fishing with the fam posted:

I wasn't able to watch the game, as I was on a flight, but what in the hell!? The box score for this game makes no drat sense.

find a recording of it and watch it pronto

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


GonadTheBallbarian posted:

find a recording of it and watch it pronto

well, the second half, anyway

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


WampaLord posted:

I can't loving believe we had The 2016 Election Super Bowl

but the election new england patriots lost in the DNCCG tho

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


evilweasel posted:

"there's a fourth quarter? who knew!"

not many people prepare for the fifth quarter either!

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Pops Mgee posted:

Why is Voldemort there?

Drawing Trump would be too divisive

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Febreeze posted:

28 minutes

The Falcons needed a single field goal to ice that game, and they had 28 minutes to get it, and they failed. What a collapse, holy poo poo

that atlanta goatse stadium goes without a ring for another year

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


http://www.theonion.com/graphic/bill-belichick-gazes-fondly-absence-reflection-vin-55232

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


https://twitter.com/OTMSportsBOS/status/828464313136472064

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Hot Diggity! posted:

Jimmy Garroppolo has two super bowl rings lmao

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


https://twitter.com/Pornhub/status/828446392637079552

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Volkerball posted:

It wasn't as good as the Seahawks/Pats super bowl. It was a comeback on the scoreboard, but it didn't feel like one. Brady had a hell of a fourth quarter, but they'd gotten so thoroughly owned for the first three that the game was effectively over. The falcons controlled the Patriots destiny, and they had to make some monumental gently caress ups to let the Patriots back in the game. It's certainly the greatest choke in NFL history, but I don't think that's really the criteria you look for in the greatest super bowl ever.

Yeah, I think that's where I'm at on it too.

but holy poo poo anyways

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


TBeats posted:

Wasn't the number of offensive plays something retarded like 95 to 40 or some poo poo?

Something like that iirc.

I mean Brady alone threw it over sixty loving times

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Silly Burrito posted:

Apparently, you can't count out Touchdown Tom.

I learned to stop doing this once I saw the pats go down 31-3 against the niners in quarter 3 of some hand in 2012. Then Brady absolutely hatefucked them for the most insane offensive drives and would have won the game if not for the defense.

The final score was 41-34, but holy poo poo it should have been so much worse.

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


shirts and skins posted:

All billionaires are bad hth

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


evilweasel posted:

yeah apparently reporters laughed when he said this

he didn't, and appears to have been 100% serious

lol what an rear end in a top hat

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


jesus my sides are still sore from laughing for a full quarter and a half last night

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


The offensive snap count is 99 if you include plays that ended in penalties lol

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Febreeze posted:

Made a gif from the Patriots parade



Tough, but fair

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Carlosologist posted:

my friend, who is a Falcons fan (but we grew up in New Jersey??), goes to school in the heart of Patriots country and told me he's been in hiding for the last two days because he was talking a lot of poo poo over the last few weeks

Ouch.

Probably shouldnta talked all that poo poo then

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


NFL Network replaying SB rn

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


go go go go ROSCOE! posted:

lol gronk is such a big dumb child

He really is Lenny from of mice and men

"Tell me about the rabbits again, Tom!"

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Kalli posted:

Resume: Superbowl Champion Rehydrator

I need to find a small poo poo job with the pats that's just niche enough to get a ring

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


TBeats posted:

But not a terrible place to collect super bowl rings which was his only qualifier.

most reliable one, anyway.

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Just need the one! Or I suppose I could sign onto a marketing dept or something for a team as they head into the SB. I wonder if that'd work

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


I mean shanahan was sent to the salt mines of Santa Clara immediately after

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Josh Lyman posted:

What is Brady is kind of a sperg and isn't aware that being a Trumper is no bueno?

Brady's brief stint as a reporter:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yi9hHDooAX4

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


it's a shitload of gently caress, that's for drat sure

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GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


more.


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