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Super Mario Land 2 is the worst Mario game by a wide margin. Compared to the first one the sprites/environments are much higher res so the view is all zoomed in and you can barely see anything ahead of you. As a consequence the level design is boring as poo poo and it's basically impossible to screw up ever, except on the boss fights maybe Also Xenogears disc 2 is unironically extremely good.
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oh and Spartan: Total Warrior is the best Total War game
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TrustmeImLegit posted:Adding in explicitly LGBT characters does not add to a videogame in anyway. And is often used as a distraction off a poo poo game.
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TwoStepBoog posted:Red Alert 2 is the best drat RTS of all time.
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Video games are attractive.
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Video games are handsome
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Video games are 100% adorable
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I Said No posted:dagoth ur did nothing wrong quote:spore wasn't that bad
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Feb 16, 2017 19:18
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G-III posted:The industry should have standardized 6 button layouts for controllers instead of four.   Wanna live in either one of these timelines tbh
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Feb 16, 2017 19:52
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the hype surrounding Horizon Zero Dawn is 100% artificial and I don't believe anyone is actually looking forward to that game (except, like, video game review people who get paid to be excited about hot new tech products). Plus the studio responsible for it has never done anything even remotely memorable, so there's no reason to believe it's gonna be any less of a boring derivative piece of poo poo than the entire killzone series was. Plus its visual style hinges on 90% of what's on screen consisting of spastically jiggling digital grass and/or ponytails and it generally just looks like the video gamest video game to ever video game. Like, these are the people who produced that killzone 2 "gameplay demo" in 2005 that still looks better than most ps4 games, why is anyone acting like they somehow gained credibility during the intervening decade???
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Feb 20, 2017 09:44
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Kullik posted:Oh i got another one: 
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Feb 21, 2017 16:12
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final fantasy v was the best one
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Feb 23, 2017 13:56
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SpaceClown posted:try gameboy wars 3
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Feb 23, 2017 17:33
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Oh man it looks pretty good, but what's up with the weird tile arrangement https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcup8dEDVN0
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Feb 23, 2017 17:36
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Video games don't have enough cruise ship levels. Video games peaked with Tony Hawk 3
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May 21, 2017 12:53
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Terranigma is the best snes game
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May 21, 2017 13:19
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THUG1 was awesome and honestly probably the best in the series mechanically speaking but THPS3 had better levels overall. Canada, Tokyo, Cruise Ship, cmon. What did THUG1 have, that fuckin Kiss concert level?
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May 21, 2017 17:19
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And loving Gene Simmons as an unlockable character, jesus. Why bother when you can have Wolverine and Darth Maul
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May 21, 2017 17:20
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super sweet best pal posted:Bloody Mary! I love Terranigma very much and I need to replay it already, it's been like a decade since my last run through it
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May 26, 2017 15:02
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final fantasy rankings TACTICS Tactics Tactics A2 REAL GOOD V VI XII I REALLY LIKED THIS GAME BOY ONE Legend III DECENT X IV IX WHAT VIII XV Tactics Advance I, II, III VIII VII NO XIII MMO XIV XI THE REST The rest
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May 30, 2017 14:33
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I didn't like MQ the first time I played it back in the early 00s but it grew on me when I tried it again years later. The first two Legend games never did it for me even after I revisited them. Also I just noticed I put VIII on there twice, which I blame on being slightly drunk and also not knowing how I really feel about that game because it's a weird mess and I dig the art style and the setting and the wrinkles they added to the battle system but the characters and the plot are loathsome and eurghhghgh
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mass effect 1 was pretty good and it felt like i was wandering around inside a decent facsimile of a david brin novel mass effect 2 was decent but all the new characters were shite except green assassin cancer bugman maybe, and the game itself got weaker and weaker the closer you got to the end. and the end was embarrassing nonsense mass effect 3 was incoherent tits 'n' explosions trash and every surface in that game was highly reflective for no loving reason and that pissed me the hell off I really wonder how the second and third games woulda turned out if EA hadn't snapped bioware up. i am positive that there were a whole bunch of meetings where some shithead with a haircut that cost money was all "what the gently caress is 'space opera'? people don't care about that. they want to blow things up and crank off"
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nigga crab pollock posted:i see people with N7 tattos and it blows my loving mind "oh yeah so they collect people and turn them into... liquid metal and... build a giant evil human alien space robot out of them. out of the people they melted down. into human metal. it has a big metal skull and glowing eyes and you shoot it in its eyes, to kill it" MmmMmMmmMMMmm thats good Science Fiction. what I'm trying to say is gamers, are bad
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SciFiDownBeat posted:my apparently unpopular opinion is that me1's story was good and holds up
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Fojar38 posted:the following games are good:
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Anime Store Adventure posted:Every multiplayer game should have a "I have a job" league option where if you play more than 3 hours in a night other than a Friday or Saturday it kicks you out to general pop.
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Jun 1, 2017 05:41
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Caesar Saladin posted:i think final fantasy xv was a real fun and chill game that was good for just kicking back and video gaming i still really enjoyed setting the car on autopilot and burning one until i got to wherever I was going 
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SpaceClown posted:name a masterpiece that was also designed to pander to fans
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Jun 2, 2017 18:05
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basic hitler posted:yea it denotes a style that's prominent in the west
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get that OUT of my face posted:let's never forget this post by a bioware writer on their own forums
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Jun 24, 2017 14:35
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nigga crab pollock posted:its moreso that you have like twenty years of games that don't give a poo poo about the details but will throw in references to previous works because its not like they have to start over from scratch every time. the lack of any other grounding detail means that you can probably shoehorn them together into some sort of continuity if you are an autistic wikia fandom writer despite, uh, this:
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Jun 25, 2017 08:36
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nigga crab pollock posted:when i was in high school the hotness at the time was to use websites to rip mp3s from youtube. the problem was this was before youtube had decently high quality audio so it was like a 64kbps mp3 (192k is reasonable, 320k is almost cd quality) which was absolutely loving terrible. the "cool" tech kid openly derided me for being a retard for not ripping music from youtube when i told people to just torrent that poo poo in cd quality. whats actually p funny is that guy started like actively trying to turn people against me in the weirdest ways because i was giving people hot tips on how to pirate better music
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opinion: the wii u concept was fuckin amazing and it would still be going if nintendo hadn't hosed up completely at marketing it + courting third parties
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a bone to pick posted:Don't age shame plz.
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mind the walrus posted:Sonic Mania's levels are too drat long. oil ocean was an extremely low point in an otherwise very good game because of the insanely long levels that i had to replay maybe six times because of that goddamn octopus boss.
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Horizon Zero Dawn and the samurai game the same people are making now are both really ugly and the thing they have going on where all the trees and grass and flowers and poo poo are constantly gyrating is straight nauseating to look at.
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Huh poo poo you're right and now I'm worried that wacky wobbly wavy trees are gonna be a trend
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Zzulu posted:What the hell do you mean, son? Post examples of your issue or I am closing down your posts immediately
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