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i came to poo poo on botw, i think the game shows its cards after about 4 hours and then its all bland i don't give any fucks about blue puzzle rooms, I hate going into them and they are so easy that i get no satisfaction from them and they're basically the whole game
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fallout 4 is a piece of poo poo game with some of the most talented environmental artists around, such a nice looking world map
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May 12, 2017 05:00
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:I know it's cool to hate on Minecraft but some of the weird poo poo you can build with redstone actually owns. alternatively, spending your time coding things in side of video games is crazy lame
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May 12, 2017 06:55
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:Are you a game dev? Crazy respect if you are. no, i mean you should just play normal video games and not learn the children's redstone coding language to build things in the children's game
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May 12, 2017 07:07
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skyrim is so devoid of actual gameplay i don't understand how people play it and keep their brain occupied. i think it may have the single worst combat of any video game, I cannot think of a game where fighting is less satisfying. The dialogue is all just retards gawking in your face all glitchy like and none of them have anything interesting to say, just dumb boring viking bullshit. Mods are for dorks, just sell me a good video game out of the box.
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May 29, 2017 05:40
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The Dennis System posted:The Witcher 3 is worse. not even close witcher 3 is a slightly awkward batman system, skyrim is just mashing the attack button over and over in the dumb skeletons face or casting super unimpressive spells that don't look or feel good unpopular opinion: witcher 3 combat is kinda fun when you work out how the game wants you to play
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May 29, 2017 06:37
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Blazing Ownager posted:..not really. What made that game special was the way it used video game conventions as part of the narrative, then ripped them apart. in spec ops you only climb down the whole game, you only go down deeper and deeper, the layout of the world doesn't even make sense, its small details like that which also make it a cool game
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May 29, 2017 11:06
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i think final fantasy xv was a real fun and chill game that was good for just kicking back and video gaming
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Jun 2, 2017 04:07
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Rubellavator posted:Polish RPG. Very thin genre. euro-rpg is definitely a thing, including stuff like Gothic and Technomancer and Two Worlds they are usually janky but have some a lot of heart and redeeming features, Witcher 3 is like a euro rpg but taken to the MAX
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Jun 3, 2017 03:49
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its weird that you interpreted that as actual porn to be jacked off to, its clearly just showing how Geralt is a badass that bangs chicks
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Jun 3, 2017 07:27
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i think the books are full of tits and stuff, it would be untrue to the material to leave out the tits, and also naked ladies are definitely part of fantasy books for a long time witcher 3 does a pretty bearable job of presenting an adult relationship with his main woman Yennefer
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Jun 3, 2017 07:53
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diablo 2 is spergy poo poo for build autists, diablo 3 on the consoles is a fun relaxing game that i play with my brothers every year or so
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Jun 9, 2017 06:12
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maybe video games should just be textureless shapes in a void shooting at eachother and jumping on things pure gameplay
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Jun 9, 2017 10:05
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Blazing Ownager posted:It's still the best of the whole Roguelike craze hands down, there's just too many bat poo poo combinations of things you can get. spelunky is a better game to the power of 50
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Jun 11, 2017 07:04
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facebook jihad posted:Anyone who thinks video games are art and then thinks the Mario games are the pinnacle of video games needs to get their head straightened out. its about the levels and the jumping you total retard
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Jun 16, 2017 04:15
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Max Payne is easily a top 5 game ever, i think it elevated video game storytelling and is not given enough credit
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Jun 19, 2017 12:00
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basic hitler posted:I've played the original Max Payne more recently, and i didn't play it as a kid, that's an awful game. Fuckin HATE THAT poo poo. But you know i bet if i had been into it back then i would be jizzing all the gently caress over it just like I do Everquest this is dumb and bad, max payne is super playable today and always has been, the bullet time and shooting are really well balanced and fun, its much more fun than lame cover shooters everquest had a great world to explore but the gameplay was awful even then, i remember my friends laughing at me when I showed them how you fight
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Jun 20, 2017 09:30
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Blazing Ownager posted:Maybe there was some secret to it or some real good way to play it but I never really had it click I think that people with autism interpret Sonic differently or something. This isn't even a joke, I think with the speed and memorisation and patterns and simple expressive animal people faces, it just appeals to the autistic brain
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Jun 24, 2017 03:30
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The Dennis System posted:My dream game is the original Mass Effect, but with no character interactions, dialogue or story whatsoever. ahh just super clunky shooting, sounds awesome
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Jun 26, 2017 05:59
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crysis is just a boring military shooter with overpowered invisibility and super crappy AI, the suit looks so stupid
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Jul 26, 2017 06:43
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these shadow of war games are so stupid, they are mindnumbingly easy in every aspect, your character is super silent stealthy one hit kill unstoppable muderer and the combat has the lowest skill ceiling ever, these games must be designed for people who have played less than 10 video games before. The orc system is dumb and unsatisfying menu driven crap and these lovely unscary orcs just ramble standup at you for like 20 seconds before you can fight them, every cutscene is nearly unwatchably terrible and the protagonist is just lol
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Oct 24, 2017 02:28
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new phone who dis posted:You can get some real pain in the rear end orcs that aren't easy at all. i just beat the game, they can be annoying but they aren't hard in the way that like, a bayonetta bad guy is hard. they're just irritating because 80% of your moves don't work, which is just dumb and unfun.
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dynasty warriors games have way more going for them than mordor its like, you fight a tough orc, and he's immune to being hit, so you stun him, and if he's immune to being stun, you vault stun him, and if you can't do that you shoot him in the head. But like, all of these things are equally easy to do and are all autopilot so it doesn't matter which of these moves I have to do. also its ridiculous to be both super speed and super stealthy but also a super murderer in combat. Like what's the point of anything. And people say the lootboxes don't matter but i guarantee i would have gotten a lot more legendary set items if they weren't there Caesar Saladin fucked around with this message at 01:01 on Oct 25, 2017 |
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witcher combat was pretty okay once you got used to it, it just took a bit to get a feel for it its not amazing combat but its better than something like dragon age 2 and 3, and skyrim's combat is among the worst ever. Caesar Saladin fucked around with this message at 15:13 on Nov 7, 2017 |
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Nov 7, 2017 15:11
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Magius1337est posted:a gaming laptop is already the same performance as a console and is actually portable, and if you're a kid you probably have a desk somewhere where you'll spend most of your time gaming, if not they have these things called HDMI out nowadays theres no way youd get the same performance from any gaming platform as you do from a console, show me this gaming laptop that can play games that look anything like Horizon Zero Dawn or Uncharted 4 smoothly. Lmao you'd need to pay at least twice the cost of a console for a gaming laptop that plays games decently at all
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Nov 11, 2017 02:02
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that is literally twice the price of a console, which is what i said in my post, i said you'd need to pay twice as much money. And then you can't even play the best looking games on it, because they aren't on the PC lmao, you gotta play lovely mobas and counterstrike and mmos with all the other spergs.
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Nov 11, 2017 02:23
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Good soup! posted:um excuse me bitch, all the spergs have moved on from cs:go to pubg "aww yeah just put another 1080ti video card in, time to load up this brown piece of poo poo with no animations that looks like a cheap knockoff shooter from 2007. plz watch my stream and donate"
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Nov 11, 2017 02:26
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The Dennis System posted:This is just crazy. There are a ton of games on PC that look far better than stuff like Horizon. like what? what looks better than Horizon or Uncharted? are you gonna post crysis 3 screenshots now or like, modded skyrim
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Nov 11, 2017 02:27
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The Dennis System posted:The Division, Battlefield 1, Rise of the Tomb Raider. Hell, even the newest Gears of War looks better IMO. Whoa this guy sure does love brown and grey games. None of those games look as good as Horizon or Uncharted, you're wrong as heck. Gears of War lol at those characters and enemies. And Tomb Raider is just an lamer looking version of horizon with much worse gameplay. You pc gamers are just starving for games.
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Nov 11, 2017 02:35
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pc gamers jerk off over the word "objectively," they are the most objective people with their objective analysis of all situations leading only to the highest framerate and resolution dota 2 games, shut up mom i'm streaming goddammit
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Magius1337est posted:Someone bought a console for uncharted? people right now are buying better computer components for Star Citizen, these people are exclusively pc gamers
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Nov 11, 2017 03:22
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bloodborne and yakuza series, you guys would probably like Horizon Zero Dawn too even if you're too antagonistic to admit it right now you can play those awesome pc exclusives like uhh civ 5 and starcraft 2 instead though i guess?
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Nov 11, 2017 03:33
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The Dennis System posted:Bloodborne is awesome, but the Yakuza series has terrible combat, and is just a poor man's GTA. it really isn't the same experience as gta at all, they are just similar at first glance like cmon gta is a driving game where you drive 90% of the missions also everybody in the world has beaten gta years ago
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Nov 11, 2017 03:38
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Jack Trades posted:Are you sure that you aren't just overestimating what a PS4 can do? Because it's hardware was outdated even when it came out and it really doesn't take much to run modern games at 720p 30 fps, especially if you consider that the Non-Pro PS4 can't even keep stable 30 fps in a lot of games. i don't think any ps4 games run at 720p, sometimes they run at 900p but not that often
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Nov 11, 2017 09:11
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VictorianQueerLit posted:[Citation Needed] lmao yeah speedrunning, that's a normal way to play games and a normal thing to reference, that is definitely something that a regular, video game playing person would think about while playing a game, indeed speedrunning is what gaming is all about.
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Nov 12, 2017 02:37
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VictorianQueerLit posted:After seeing you unironically defend consoles being the unquestionably superior gaming platforms I'm pretty sure explaining my statement to you, in a way that you can understand, would be a waste of time. I still want to laugh at you for the way you took it though. watch out this pc gamer speedrunning maniac is coming at you at the speed of light, Only the most difficult games that require the most difficult speedruns for this guy, keep those baby games away i never said "unquestionable superior" you nerdo, thats something a pc game master race loser would say. I just think consoles have some advantages and its not as "objective" as you the pcgamer circlejerk claim
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VictorianQueerLit posted:You should probably work on reading things and digesting them instead of just shrieking about your personal issues with the PC master race and speedrunning. i understood, its just the fact that you actually consider speedrunning, like it is something in your head and something you think about as a possibility that is the actual embarrassment, you are clearly off the deep end when it comes to video games. like your weird thing about mario being for babies is really funny, like other video games are more suiting for an adult or something, i've seen an 8 year old beat GTA 5
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Nov 12, 2017 03:12
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VictorianQueerLit posted:Regardless of whatever is causing you to lose your mind about Speedrunning it is actually complex and takes some degree of effort. So saying that a game can be played at that level by a child is an accurate way to say that it is easy. no dude a dayjob is complex and takes effort, speedrunning takes time and an autistic degree of determination and time wasted at something so meaningless that your brain doesn't process priorities correctly
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VictorianQueerLit posted:Did you bet all of your money on a speedrunning competition and lose or something? Jesus christ. drat this guy is such a lameass, posts like this are so lame
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the best thing about speedrunning is that you spend hundreds of hours doing it, and then you win no money, and nobody in the outside world can contextualise it or cares
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