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All some parents do is talk about how hard parenting is and it makes me want to slap them.
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"Well I'm not going to college and I really like this person so I guess we'll just gently caress alot and lol what's birth control, nah nah, we're gonna keep it cause we're in love and we should also probably get married and wow, what's this? I can't sleep and I can't go out and I can't sit on my rear end and watch tv all day! Why didn't somebody warn me?! Might as well have another." - a divorced idiot with joint custody of children they ultimately resent This, I believe, is the source of most of humanity's problems.
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Feb 19, 2017 02:27
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lol if you posted:life hacks #82: brutally murder your balls and you won't have kids when you are 20 lolololol I'm too chicken to do it myself, is there a hot lady I can pay to do it for me?
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Feb 19, 2017 02:29
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Smeed posted:I'd only have kids so they can level my RuneScape account tbh I am calling DHS on two phones. edit: whoops. saw "I" instead of "I'd". good job having no spawn.
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Feb 19, 2017 03:31
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lol @ all the weird traditionalist/papist sleepers ITT going "Well, now, who's gonna sit there and hold your old man claw when you lay a-dying, gramps?" Obviously people so mad they can't get the smell of diapers out of their nose. Some of you pick them up and sniff them. I know. I watch you.
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Feb 19, 2017 07:13
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More people is the last thing the earth needs. Don't be a slave to your physiology, you weaklings.
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Feb 21, 2017 02:20
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spacetoaster posted:What's your favorite anime? I'm confused. You're taking things a step further than the "you will die in pain on a soiled mattress" crowd to "you will never know the touch of a real woman"?
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Feb 21, 2017 02:39
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FogHelmut posted:do you think Beyonce ever changed a diaper? She is a powerful selfmade woman who saved her flagging career by marrying a man who owns a record company. Maybe she's never changed a diaper, but she knows what it's like.
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Feb 21, 2017 03:21
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Yeah. Hell, part of the reason I lean against having kids is because of uncertainty. When I see people having kids in horrible, wartorn shitholes I just think it's because of religion/lack of access to birth control. People actually trying to have families in places where there is no future might also just have their heads up their asses. If your own life isn't in order, don't have a kid. YOU are the kid.
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Feb 21, 2017 19:40
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Fiddler on the Reef posted:The consequences of following your advice at a societal level would lead to humanity's extinction. I think we'd have a lil time left with our seven-going-on-eight billion people, don't you, sugarplum? No society could ever enforce such a law anyway and like I said, religion would try to get people to have as many babies as possible. All I'm saying is we have enough people and those who think their genes are just sooo special it's their job to have kids or that God wills it (same thing) are ultimately selfish.
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Feb 21, 2017 20:04
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Moridin920 posted:You could adopt, for example. None of them will fess, but the people who refuse to adopt all basically have the heart of Daniel Plainview.
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Feb 21, 2017 20:15
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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:I see nothing wrong with this Just think! A few hundred thousand people left would have all the developed world to be their playground right before they laid themselves down and put an end to this ridiculous joke we've been living.
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Feb 21, 2017 21:13
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unpleasantly turgid posted:no intention of having kids Anyone doing crazy amounts of spice should not have a kid. That's Bene Gesserit 101.
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Feb 21, 2017 23:08
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SpaghetioSexNoises posted:Yea like I'm feeding fresh bodies into the capitalist machine. Who knew "prolefeed" had an alternate meaning?
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Feb 22, 2017 01:43
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canyoneer posted:Having a kid in the 20's would be pretty tough. I just tell my kid to sit on the porch and scare off govment types with a rifle if they come trying to take taxes/census. I don't cotton to no city boys trying to tell me how to work my land. A man wants to run a still, you'd best just let him run a still. 1redflag posted:This thread was clearly supposed to be about making fun of white trash, and you idiots had to go and ruin it trying to impress strangers on the internet. Thank god you saved us.
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Feb 22, 2017 23:59
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Justin Godscock posted:Please, folks, don't have kids in your 20s even if you'll "luv them sooo much!" because those years are for your tomfuckery and self-improvement and getting structure.
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Feb 23, 2017 01:57
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Would be a good name if it was "RYE-Ver" but with these loving milksops you know it's just "River".
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Feb 23, 2017 02:42
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bitmap posted:dude those were my twins you didnt need to throw them into a bog When they get dredged up in a few centuries the people will marvel at our bizarre burial rites for twins. "The ancients, although they had IMAX and penicillin, worshiped the 'Great Old Ones' who lived beneath the waves."
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Feb 23, 2017 03:27
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If I had a kid I'd always be like "oh my god I hope he didn't fall down a storm drain".
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Feb 24, 2017 19:57
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:Haha I'm wiggling my boner in your snatch. Whoa! Pop! There it goes. Oops it's growing a baby in you lmao. Better buy it clothes and teach it things! *buys the baby a Hitler Youth Jr. uniform* *begins teaching it things*
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