2017 NFL Free Agency/Trades - Good news: $109m to spend. Bad news: Browns

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Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Febreeze posted:

Was Julius Thomas really that bad in Jax? How much of it was just a product of the team

http://twitter.com/ColeFartley/status/833457046653718529

Spoeank fucked around with this message at 02:52 on Feb 21, 2017

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 02:11

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# ¿ May 3, 2024 16:00

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

I'd take the under on Percy

For the rest of his life

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 23:56

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Cutler is exactly the kind of guy who gets FO's and coaches fired. Good enough to not be a scapegoat, bad enough to throw games away.

firing coaches and FOs you say

*Jed York rubs hands together*

# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 02:15

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Kalli posted:

AP is old, expensive and missed two of the last three seasons with injury. Maybe he's got a good year left in him, but older running backs have a terrible history, and he isn't a good receiving option, so he can't even even give you those like LdT on the Jets years.

I don't know what he'll be offered, but I think for most teams in the league the better option would be using a mid/late first or 2nd day pick on a running back if they need one.

Uhhhhhhh one of those missed seasons was due to injury but it wasn't his own.

it was his son's scrotum

# ¿ Feb 27, 2017 07:35

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Kaepernick is not a Niner anymore... until he comes crawling back.

But for now, I'm free. I'm free! No more dumb arguments about him. No more 6/$126 million jokes. No kneeling jokes.

I'm free.

# ¿ Mar 1, 2017 17:00

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

If the 49ers run out Alshon, Garcon, Torrey with Kirk Cousins slinging it behind a rebuilt o-line in 2018

Be.

Still.

My.

Beating.

Heart.

# ¿ Mar 1, 2017 18:34

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

fsif posted:

Nooooo the Cutler/Marshall III dream is dead

There is... another...

# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 04:28

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

why does Washington hate Kirk Cousins so goddamn much

# ¿ Mar 4, 2017 01:43

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Forever_Peace posted:

lol go home Buffalo you're drunk.

I thought you loved Gillislee

# ¿ Mar 7, 2017 17:26

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Forever_Peace posted:

Yeah this.

I read it backwards that tendering him at all was dumb :downs:

# ¿ Mar 7, 2017 19:35

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

I just got off a cross country flight and when I get off this connector Cousins might be a niner.

God.

Is.

Good.

# ¿ Mar 8, 2017 03:20

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

wandler20 posted:

https://twitter.com/mortreport/status/839509575413940224

I literally can't think of a more awkward way to put that tweet together.

# ¿ Mar 8, 2017 17:25

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

sharknado slashfic posted:

Just call him Juice, it's how we got around it.

When I wanted the Niners to get him I was ready to make "The Constant Consonant" a thing.

But instead we kept drunken old man beater Bruce Miller because you guys took him a spot before us.

Edit: also you dudes need to understand how contracts work. That Garcon contract isn't weird. Mort put it in an awkward way to make the Niners look stupid.

If you have a basic, fundamental grasp of NFL contracts it's not weird at all.

# ¿ Mar 8, 2017 18:07

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Since this hissy fit might end with the 49ers getting Cousins for a song, I'll allow it

# ¿ Mar 8, 2017 19:08

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

No Butt Stuff posted:

Rapsheet thinks that the signing of Hoyer means they won't trade for Cousins.

Uh....why?

Teams are allowed only one qb on the roster it's a weird quirk of the cba but here we are.

That or it's just a stop gap to 2018 and Cousins is just gonna play out his tag and bolt.

# ¿ Mar 8, 2017 21:09

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Ehud posted:

https://twitter.com/nfldraftscout/status/839570616034463751

gently caress YES CONSTANT CONSONANT

# ¿ Mar 8, 2017 21:20

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Intruder posted:

He was on the Falcons last season

Yeah full circle. He takes off his Falcons uniform after the Super Bowl, walks out of Falcons HQ, around it, back into the building, and inks his contract.

Turned his life around 360 degrees

# ¿ Mar 8, 2017 22:07

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

shirts and skins posted:

https://twitter.com/JasonLaCanfora/status/839589320361197569

dammit Jed

# ¿ Mar 8, 2017 22:37

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

John wat r u doin

# ¿ Mar 9, 2017 00:00

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

https://twitter.com/PSchrags/status/839647955502120960

you son of a bitch stay off my goddamned football team

# ¿ Mar 9, 2017 02:28

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

https://twitter.com/MikeClayNFL/status/839594755826806790

# ¿ Mar 9, 2017 18:20

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

https://twitter.com/JosinaAnderson/status/839917359968157698

# ¿ Mar 9, 2017 20:19

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Condolences on your Brock Osweiler, Browns

# ¿ Mar 9, 2017 21:40

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Kalli posted:

Brock should get released and go be a backup on... who'd be funniest? Colts? Patriots? Broncos?

49ers. Backs up Hoyer. The man he got his massive contract to replace in Houston.

# ¿ Mar 9, 2017 22:04

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Benne posted:

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/840060671530323969

Well he did throw 14 interceptions in just 6 starts, that's certainly impressive.

Oh what the gently caress

# ¿ Mar 10, 2017 05:54

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Intruder posted:

*posts the image of literally five different guys wide open ending with RG3 eating a sack*

No idea what happened to him tbh

Before November 25, 2013
237 yards/gm. 1.36 TD/0.6 INT. 7.44 rush/gm, 6.24 YPC. 2 sacks/gm

After November 25, 2013
181 yards/gm. 0.47 TD/0.65 INT, 5.24 rush/gm, 5.73 YPC, 4.14 sacks/gm

November 25, 2013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LhXHQ91qME

# ¿ Mar 10, 2017 18:58

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Cian Fahey's current "no you're wrong check out these Cherry Picked Videos" this week is Mike Glennon

http://twitter.com/Cianaf/status/840268351851155456

His highlight is a highlight because Earl Thomas broke for a second

# ¿ Mar 10, 2017 19:37

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

SKULL.GIF posted:

Even Osweiler has had good passes, one single play is evidence of jack poo poo

I watched the other two plays Fahey posted. Glennon throws with his entire body for 20 yard passes. His evasion and agility can be described as "newborn gazelle". This is evidence of good quarterbacking?

Cian Fahey is bad

# ¿ Mar 10, 2017 19:45

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Intruder posted:

Best case scenario: Kyle bombs badly in SF and is fired as York struggles to be even more toxic than Haslam, the Texans hire him at OC and Kirk signs with them

I can't imagine a world where the 49ers would have 5 head coaches in 5 years but in a more realistic sense I can absolutely see this happening.

# ¿ Mar 11, 2017 00:22

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/840342826785353728

RIP Jared Cook

# ¿ Mar 11, 2017 00:25

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Intruder what is a Don Jones

https://twitter.com/49ers/status/840409000042729473

# ¿ Mar 11, 2017 04:49

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Intruder posted:

He has 15 career tackles in 4 seasons

GET HYPE SAN FRAN

e: Not only has he been on five teams, he's had a different number for each one. lmao

Nice.

Pumped for this dude who won't make the 53

# ¿ Mar 11, 2017 06:58

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

I want nothing more than Cutler to come to the Browns and start over Brock.

And have it all be on Hard Knocks

# ¿ Mar 12, 2017 20:09

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Diva Cupcake posted:

Chase Daniel is 30 years old and has thrown fewer than 80 passes in his career.

And he's made $19 million.

Not a bad gig.

# ¿ Mar 13, 2017 14:58

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

warcrimes posted:

https://twitter.com/Vikings/status/842250966091075584

Fare thee well, Tay-train

The "it is your birthday." of free agent tweets

# ¿ Mar 16, 2017 07:03

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

King Hong Kong posted:

Wilhoite is a career depth player who only starts because the 49ers LB corps got annihilated and continues to be ravaged so who cares where he signs?

A body shop I go to regularly said Michael Wilhoite went to get his car taken care of there and wanted to use a pseudonym

Nobody cares, Michael Wilhoite

# ¿ Mar 16, 2017 20:24

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Jared Cook is loving garbage hth

# ¿ Mar 16, 2017 22:44

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Okay: Jared Cook is good for 2-3 great games a year. You will throw your remote at a wide open drop probably once a game. He will disappear for a month straight.

He's incredibly frustrating but has good measurables so people think he's better than he is because they strap on blinders outside of those 2-3 great games.

# ¿ Mar 16, 2017 22:50

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Congrats on your gadget qb, Oakland

# ¿ Mar 17, 2017 00:12

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# ¿ May 3, 2024 16:00

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Blitz7x posted:

https://twitter.com/DeuceMason/status/842496744789164032

Time for a reunion

# ¿ Mar 17, 2017 02:09

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