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proof of concept posted:maybe it will include Track & Field so the OP can get some exercise stomping on the pad thing lol lmao also how the gently caress is dq 1&2 32 gigs, lol is it just uncompressed video or what, this is a nintendo console so don't tell me "high quality textures and models"
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whomupclicklike posted:Who else plans to wait and see on the Switch? i cannot wait to see what exciting new takes on mario brothers it has
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eric posted:It's called switch because when you see it at your local gamestop you switch directions and buy a ps4 um ps4 doesn't have exciting mario game 2017 so
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Feb 21, 2017 00:20
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Feb 21, 2017 05:41
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:Oh God the Xbox 360 hard drives were the biggest loving ripoffs. It was like $100 for a 60 gig I'm surprised that there exists / at one time existed a bigger ripoff than Vita memory cards, wow. I say that despite being that guy that blew $100 on an import 64 gig card. God I hope with people hacking the Vita deeper and deeper someone figures out USB mass storage, so I can feel worse about that decision.
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Feb 23, 2017 00:39
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ElGroucho posted:"It's a-me! A dumb-a bastard-o!" lmao
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Feb 23, 2017 23:59
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Applewhite posted:Nintendo Switch? More like Nintendo Bitch this but ironically, and also unironically ironically also there has been no good metroid game since super metroid, nintnedo if you make a good 2d metroid again I'll buy your silly plastic box
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Feb 24, 2017 00:46
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Applewhite posted:*Hires the mighty No. 9 guy to make it* lmao
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Feb 24, 2017 01:01
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that controller looks awkward and uncomfortable as gently caress I have giant hands and I'm trying to contort them into how I imagine I'd hold it and lol no thanks I also prefer the original, enormous first gen xbox controller so v  v
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Feb 24, 2017 01:24
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:Maybe it's Nintendo's way of telling you assholes you're too old to play video games gently caress.
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Feb 24, 2017 01:31
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Mammal Sauce posted:And you can softmod them now. lol really, like I knew you could get into wii mode, but like you can actually run things in wiiu mode? If so I'm totally going to buy one off craigslist or something
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Feb 24, 2017 06:41
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Jimmy Hats posted:Phantom Hourglass was the best zelda and you're a giant idiot + have a small dick Link to the Past, and my dick is slightly disappointing
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Feb 24, 2017 19:32
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bradzilla posted:ah yes, sega hits since 2001 such as: Yakuza series motherfucker
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Feb 24, 2017 21:16
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Rutibex posted:you can play DS games on your phone counterpoint: touch controls [like touch controls for d pad and buttons] are loving terrible
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Feb 25, 2017 06:40
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Rutibex posted:thats what this is for my man! I've got a SFC30 snes bluetooth controller thing with a phone clip on it why have I never thought to use it with DS emulators gently caress
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Feb 25, 2017 08:44
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Blue Raider posted:i wish nintendo would unfuck itself and just make a console that plugs into a tv and nothing else, and is controlled by a wireless controller that looks like it wasnt conceived by a tard with 10 kinds of palsy orrrrr just make things for other companies that know how to make consoles and or the pc
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Feb 25, 2017 23:58
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Guy Goodbody posted:Red Dead Redemption is really, really overrated. Worst and most incorrect post
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Feb 26, 2017 09:07
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JediTalentAgent posted:A few years ago it seemed like you can't launch a portable system for $250+ given how reaction to the Vita and 3DS were in sales. If this is going to eventually be seen as a portable system with a console price tag, having it do double duty as a console seems to make sense. But if this turns out to be just really a great portable system for people, and that's it, I wonder if it will launch big, have a slow adoption rate after that and then get a massive drop to something like $200 or less. if sony hadn't been dumb as gently caress about memory on the Vita, and would've offered TV out via the expansion port on the first gen Vitas, it would've easily been worth the price, it's a great system that Sony couldn't resist loving up because Sony it just occurred to me that the Vita TV should've been what the dock for the switch is apparently trying to be, it should've just been a dock that had upscaled video output and charging and USB ports for controllers
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Feb 27, 2017 09:56
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Teikanmi posted:
I cannot imagine how insufferable this person is to deal with / work with
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Batterypowered7 posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-mFODSa2VM "nindies" oh good lord e. though I do look forward to emulating that blaster master game on something else
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Applewhite posted:I still play Yoshi's Island on SNES and it's literally better than any game that will ever come out on switch. same but original super mario world
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Mar 1, 2017 05:40
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Professor SJW posted:same but Shaq Fu I cannot argue with this, I've been outdone. also if Nintendo did a Netflix for old games it would make them Scrooge McDuck money but I imagine the licensing has got to be difficult, though I wonder about that since Nintendo was kind of known for their licensing deals back in the day
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frakeaing HAMSTER DANCE posted:The Vita is a cool console that has 2 major design flaws that ruin the whole thing. Also: back touch pad lmao good thing barely anything uses it / requires it
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frakeaing HAMSTER DANCE posted:Meh, it's not really a flaw. It doesn't affect anything Well, true. I guess it's just a funny design thing. Here's a nice flaw in the Vita TV: blacklisting of Vita titles which work totally fine on it when said blacklist is removed. Some of them are due to hardware differences, like Touch My Katamari is blocked, but if I recall it played perfectly fine when I tried it, you just couldn't do the touch stuff as easily [touch can be emulated using the DS3 or via the DS4 touch pad]. Lumines though? Why block that? Eat dongs, Sony. t 
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frakeaing HAMSTER DANCE posted:Vita TV is garbage. I like the Vita TV now that it's been hacked, it's a tiny little device that can run PS1, Vita, and emulate everything up to PS1. Of course the raspberry pi can do all of that except play Vita titles and it doesn't require atrociously expensive memory cards, too bad I didn't realize this until recently
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UnfortunateSexFart posted:And the framerate is so bad that it will pause for over a second whenever there's a big explosion etc lmao the switch is my computer from 5 years ago
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bitmap posted:lol I cant even buy breath of the wild for my wii U because I live in a different region from where I bought it gently caress my gay life region locking lol a cursory google search says the switch won't be region locked, so hooray for that I guess? e. lmao from Nintendo's site quote:Does the Wii U Have Region Encoding? the gently caress does region locking have to do with parental controls
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Mar 1, 2017 23:55
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Serak posted:
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Lemming posted:Lol if you're mad that the Switch is region locked justifications for region locking in tyool 2017 include the folllowing:
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Mar 2, 2017 00:45
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Lemming posted:It's lol because it's not region locked *wads up hat, throws it on the ground*
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Blue Raider posted:the dreamcast was better than most consoles
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a bone to pick posted:hack that fucker and get monster hunter, mario kart, smash, and the mario party games Also I remember the Quake port with motion control aiming was pretty cool
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Rutibex posted:Wii/Gamecube works better on emulation than N64 does, some how Pretty sure it's due to the N64 running on some really complex/weird hardware
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Nostalgia4Dogges posted:Can't believe there's still no cloud or some sort of transfer of file saves etc my guess is it's a hamfisted attempt to stop exploits by corrupting save games, but who knows
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