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Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010
What…what is this? Doesn't seem right to me.

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Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010

cumshitter posted:

I think I may have latent narcissistic issues becaus every time anyone I know talks to me about their problems I always offer the same solution: brag about how great I am and how the complainer is great for knowing me

does this mean I'm going to be president someday?

Well, narcissists suffer from the delusion that they're as great as me which is absurd because I'm just the absolute best. The greatest. But here you are posting in a forum with me, so you're very lucky to be part of that. Just blessed.

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010

rudatron posted:

i want herzog to narrate pornography

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rw1cdRew-Zg

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010
truecel, volcel, holiday incel
if a girl starts actin up
then you're just her friend



Okay, it doesn't quite scan.

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010

cumshitter posted:

theres an incel gawking thread in GBS and someone found this really good post

Jesus Christ.

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010

triple sulk posted:

I still want to die

Good news! It doesn't matter what you want cuz you're gonna die regardless, just like the rest of us!

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010

proof of concept posted:

crouching tiger hiddden dragon shoulda won best picture that year

But Crouching Tiger was poo poo, sooo…..???

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010

Rubber Tucky posted:

Getting laid is really easy when you relate to the gender you want to have sex with as normal people who, like you, enjoy sex.
This sounds fake. Please disclose your height.

ScrubLeague posted:

Getting laid is super easy all you have to do is find a hooker.
This sounds fake. Please disclose your height.

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010

proof of concept posted:

yeah but it could fly

flying poo poo with swords n poo poo

That wirework was a crime against humanity.

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010

Baloogan posted:

president trump helps my soul find solace

Free-floating bigotry doesn't qualify as "soul."

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010

proof of concept posted:

I would like to know more about the standard for wirework you are using to make this judgement
The standard is:

Crouching Tiger = poo poo Tier

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010

The physics is all hosed up. Center of gravity is clearly a harness. Up-and-down may as well point neon arrows at off-screen grips. Bart Simpson was more convincing as Blanche DuBois.


Ed Balls was more convincing.

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010

proof of concept posted:

this sounds like a criticism of wirework in general instead of something that crouching tiger hidden dragon specifically got wrong that other chop sokky flicks usually get right
Nah, it particularly stuck out with Crouching Tiger. Ang Lee is just a lovely action director (see also: The Incredible Hulk).

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010

pyrotek posted:

Remember when we were promised taco trucks on every corner? What the gently caress happened to that?

Replaced by halal carts.

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010

Is that crack?


No, this is much more...


…much more sinister.

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010

Baloogan posted:

you make maple syrop by boiling it

You sick gently caress.

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010
Look, that kid should have just submitted to government authority like the anti-government patriots who don't submit to government authority do.

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010

Squizzle posted:

then ghwb who was qualified and technically competent at the business of govt but both a fuckin republican and as inspiring as moistened bread, then clinton stumbling his way thru poo poo basically until the gop took congress and threw the country back into crazy town

clinton got v competent but fuckin a was it amateur hour at first

then gwb who was i feel basically capable but evil and surrounded by even eviller men, then the glorious reign of Obama which set things right once and for all, i think, right?????

W was a loving fratboy dunce who was capable of sitting in the cockpit while the plane was on autopilot.


It's said the same is true of Ed Balls, but I have no independent verification.

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010
more like reasonable as cuck

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010

tacodaemon posted:

what from this night time carryout looks right to buy (click for bigger)



C8
C9

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010

quote:

Nikki Haskell has packed many lives into her 75 years. She has been a real estate broker, a party planner, a pioneering stockbroker, a cult talk-show host, a Studio 54 regular, a diet and fitness guru, and a socialite.
That's not many things, that's one thing: a rich rear end in a top hat.

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010

Big Fat Iguana posted:

Did I ever tell you guys my great aunt met trump once back when she was pretty? It was at a charity dinner in the 80s and a photographer got their picture together and not long after ~scandal~ trump was cheating on his first wife so the tabloids dug through their stack of trump photos and found one with my great aunt and him and used that as the cover about the affair

My great aunt was so humiliated that she hid in her apartment for a week

That's my trump story
My brother knew a guy who had to serve papers on Trump, so the guy rented a tux, went to some event and acted all star-struck.

Process Server: *gasps* "Whoah! You're Donald Trump, right?"

Trump: "Yes, I am!"

Process Server: "You're served."

Trump was pissed.


That's my trump story

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010

RedneckwithGuns posted:

Oh gently caress I think this may be the lady who has a tombstone already made for her and placed on her plot at the cemetery that has her accomplishments listed on it and space for more. It was on reddit a week or two ago on one of the cringe subreddits or something.
Wait…so you're saying that right now, this instant, someone could literally go to her future grave and carve "Wet-Brained Idiot-Fucker Who Voted For Piss-Guzzler Trump" on her already existing tombstone because she left room for just such an accomplishment?

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010

RedneckwithGuns posted:

Wait nevermind it was someone else actually :(
Good thing I only got as far as "Wet-Br"


Though now I have to come up with something convincing.

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010
It's been awhile, but I remember liking Lain: Serial Experiments and Boogiepop Phantom. They were kind of low-key and a little surreal.

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010
I once had a chocolate red wine. I figured I like chocolate and I like red wine, so it should be interesting. It was so loving disgusting that I poured out the last half of the bottle.


Ed Balls recommended it.

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010

Philip Rivers posted:

Corona is gross but when u add Lime somehow it's good? Makes u think

False. Corona is better without the lime and just this side of freezing.

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010

Philip Rivers posted:

What is this opinion even

The correct one. Try to keep up.

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010

Philip Rivers posted:

im not drinking either, but i drank earlier and will probably be drinking again in 30sec

The only time I'm not drinking is between sips.


Something, something, Ed Balls.

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010

C-Euro posted:

Buffalo Trace

I picked it off the shelf because one of my labmates in grad school kept a bottle in his desk

Buffalo Trace is smooth as glass.

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010
Centrist Dems/Liberals are the enablers to the Republican violent drunks in the abusive relationship of American politics.


That's my hot take.

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010

Epic High Five posted:

how much wood would a wood pecker peck wood peecke peckerWodod PECKER wood wood PECKER WOOD PECKERWOOD PECKERWOOD PECKERWOOD PECKERWOOD

A woodpecker would peck all the all the wood a woodpecker COuld PECK COuld A PECKER WOOD PECKERWOOD PECKERWOOD PECKERWOOD PECKERWOOD

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010

quote:

Joe dialed Judaism.

"A bowl of Martian flatworm soup---" the Padre began soothingly, but then Joe's money wore out; the Padre closed down, inert and dead---or anyhow, dormant.

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010

Flatulance-a-lot posted:

hwey iof ur reading thks rite now take a drink cuz #nothingmatters

This is a rather simplistic and nihilistic view that completely ignores even the possibility of something, or even anything, mattering. But even a cursory glance at history show that an individual---any individual---matters a great deahhhhahahahaha…..*drinks*

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010

Zeroisanumber posted:

Im a lot to drink but to any of you guys know of a good soup? I would be ok with that soup.
You're looking for a robust consommé.

Zeroisanumber posted:

Also I broke up with my last really serius girlfriend 6 years ago an am unable to achieve lasting intimacy,

Scratch that, you want a bisque, or if you're desperate, a chowder.

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010

Leroy Diplowski posted:

My dudes if you have had too much to drink then you need 1 thing. Drunk fried ramen.

First chop some green onions and peppers and ginger and garlix. Then boil some ramen for like 2 mins. Heat the oil in a pan and fry the veg and tofu or bacon if you have. Put in the ramen soup flavor pack into the oil. Then throw in the noodles and crack an egg. Fry until the egg is done. Add soy sauce and oyster sauce.

Eat and you will sleep like a baby and not by hungover.

Cheers
My dudes if you have had too much to drink then you need 1 thing.

First grab a knife and start chopping. Then boil something for 2 mins. Then heat oil in a pan and put stuff in the heated oil. Then put some more stuff in the oil. Then throw something else in and crack an egg. Fry until done.

When you wake up in the burn ward on a morphine drip, your closest relatives will tell you how you burned your home down.

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010

tacodaemon posted:

you know what i remembered today, the zany big-ol'-laffs comedy scene in "crocodile dundee" where he sexually assaults a trans woman in front of a bar full of people because she was friendly toward him
Funny, I was thinking about that a few weeks ago for some reason I don't remember. That scene was the setup for a later scene where he does the same thing to an older cis-gender woman who wasn't conventionally attractive ("Just checking" he says). It's like an unintended example of everything that's wrong with these Bathroom Bills.

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010

tacodaemon posted:

it's interesting how easily queer people (nearly all of whom were AMAB, because those are the hi-larious ones) were just hilarious local color in 80s movies set in The Big Bad City

like maybe the most innocuous version is in scorsese's "after hours" (a flawed film that i nonetheless like a lot) where there's just two butch dudes making out a couple stools down the bar from the protagonist in one scene and nobody ever comments on them at all because everyone's supposed to be jaded in The Big Bad City
After Hours is really great. The absolute perfect example of an anxiety dream. But yeah, you're right, and I remember talking about that exact scene in particular; how it wasn't mentioned but was clearly present and how that was just high-larious and wtf.

Christ, watching old movies is just a loving mine field.

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010
More like Bore-rear end Johnson.

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Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010

Nichael posted:


she won for reals this time
So democratic turnout was up by as much as republican turnout was down? +17 / -16

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