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Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


Man Musk posted:

DJT should have more west coast rally

Get hologram tupac to be his hype man for black history month. Then Too Shorts & Mac dre's ghost for some woman thing.

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Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


Baloogan posted:

my little brother still thinks the second iraq war was 100% justified and is pro GWB and anti-trump

Sorry b man, your bro is retarded.

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


Baloogan posted:

yeah
wtf @ being anti trump

I know right

mAGA

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


murked by dragon posted:

im pretty sure that 90% of canadian nationalism is derived from this ad campaign made by a piss beer company

And I say Zed!

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


tacodaemon posted:

i'm having sex right now

Jelly, I've never shitpost while getting my d wet.

You're living the hedonistic life I want

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011



I wonder if trump is getting a steady stream of/from hookers up in the WH or is a plain ol incel cuck who has gone impotent.

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


That girl wants the Cruz cummies, gross.

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


Tainen posted:

Who would be the keynote speaker at the CSPAM conference?

Oscar the grouch

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011



Where did the kids come from?

Checkmate

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


sandoz posted:

abiogenesis

Sciencey word, I call fake news

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


Stefan Prodan posted:

Did someone post this yet?

http://www.cnn.com/2017/02/23/politics/matt-gaetz-town-hall-disrupters/index.html

What a oval office rofl



"Candace Preston, a staffer for Rep. Gaetz, holds up signs that are his backup plan if protestors disrupt his Thursday night town hall - his speech printed entirely on posters."

I think the last sign is most telling. Talking to voters vs with voters.

I bet that staffer craves Cruz fluids but is settling for a congress critters disapproving glares and occasional grope

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


shovelbum posted:

maybe we all would've gotten meningitis and died

Stop man, thinking about what ifs is just too much for me

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


Unperson_47 posted:

time for the most depressing realtalk anyone has ever posted here

i don't drink or do drugs and i read this thread and sometimes post daily

:hf:

Me too, think I need to take the awful app off the phone. Too much time, too easy to shitpost, too easy for full nihilism now

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


Chokes McGee posted:

Unlike Trump, I'd believe the job is getting to Bannon. His dreams of imposing a new order of ubermensch finally lined up perfectly, and he can't get the morons he relied on to get there to do what he wants

I hope when he dies it's feeling like a total failure with nothing but the pain of failing organs accompanying him into the grave

And some stinky diarrhea, Wallowing in his own filth

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


BUSH 2112 posted:

i mean in terms of numbing the existential pain not in terms of health, so yr probably correct my good man.

tbf i also smoke a good deal of weed

You ever butt bong the weed?

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


BUSH 2112 posted:

every single day, bruv

Nice, a little kush in the tush

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


MacheteZombie posted:

he reminds me of the dog turds my neighbor won't pick up after their dog empties its bowels

This, but said dog ate a lb of cheese followed by 5lbs of chorizo

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011



Bannon hasn't trimmed his nails in ages, priebus isn't gonna fall for a scratch post veiled as a handbreezy again.

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


Consummate Professional posted:

Can anyone get some quotes on weed

During mmj pre rec in Seattle, you could find good oz for 150-200 with topshelf stuff under 250

Post rec, $8-10 per gram seem like the price point which sits oz at 200-280, top shelf up to 350 an oz

Down in az, I've seen mmj advertised at 25 an eighth. I don't partake anymore but that's 200 or less for tested weed.

No idea about co

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


Elephanthead posted:

Stock piling porn blue rays to trade in the Trumpacalypse.

Smart man, shameful trade

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011



Is he preggars, he should gently caress himself

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011



Hahahahahaha

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


Scent of Worf posted:

He has AIDS the hiv virus and probably herpes simplex too, as well as gonorrhea the virus caused by the bacterium neisseria gonnorhoeae

That's a hella cocktail. What % originated from each orifice?

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


alnilam posted:

I haven't heard this theory about fish sex :confused:

Do you like fish dicks?

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011



75% blood flow

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


Samurai Sanders posted:

Trump doesn't occupy the front page of the news every day anymore, so I feel like I'm kind of out of touch. What's the number one thing that could screw up his presidency right now?

Happened back in nov, his train is a rollin

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


What's better, twilight zone or black mirror?

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


mintskoal posted:

they have "connoisseur" weed here that you can buy at dispensaries but the only thing i can tell that's different is that

1. it is double in price
2. it has the name willie nelson on it

people pay for it though so whatever

Connoisseur weed is the funniest thing in the world, especially when it's often fast growing indicas.

I remember when Girl Scout cookies hit the stores and some places were trying to get $20 a gram when they also had $25 eighths of equally potent high quality good poo poo one jar away. Also all the stores had "unique" gsc.

Whatevs

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


Agrajag posted:

just FYI every single drat Black Mirror episode is sad as gently caress. they all end with everyone being worse off than the start.

The one I saw, ep 1 season 3 didn't have that bad of an ending, I thought the woman was better off not given a gently caress. The next episode was hosed up. Haven't revisited, but will prob watch the episode with the dude from mad men cause I liked that show and now only smoke lucky strikes

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


zegermans posted:

Imagine being Ken Bone and not even being the fattest member of the select town hall audience

The fixin's was in

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


Jenner is a fuckhead who killed people by driving like a douche. Then advocated to dick over transpeople to pay less in taxes. gently caress Jenner.

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


Bear Retrieval Unit posted:

He wasn't gay, he was volcel, that's what gave him his powers.

Timandericminblown.gif

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


Tonetta posted:

V nice

I don't usually bring up sexuality in conversation but oh boy does my mind run


Ye

What posters set it off? I need to figure out who is the second coming

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


tacodaemon posted:

yeah let's all not consider the fact that north korea released vx, a weapon of mass destruction, in a busy major international airport

Was that part of the lol capers or something else?

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


They used vx on the Disneyland kid? Was the vx what also killed the assassins? That is very lol worthy

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


Did you all hear about the psychic midget who broke out of jail today?

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011



Nice

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


ex post facho posted:

is drinking a 750ml bottle of whiskey by yourself over the course of a weekend considered alcoholism y/n

Unless you're going through a case of mad dog 20/20, a case of night train, and a few handles of potters gin every week, you're just part of the problem.

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


Zyla posted:

has there been any funny movie since 9/11?

like genuinely funny and holds up on repeat viewings?

i honestly can't think of a single one

Old School

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Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


William Bear posted:

Arch conservative.

Viagra addict.

Clarinet player.

Hold this thought for page 6969

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