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Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

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Hair Elf
thank you for the present nite crew

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Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

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lol just lol if you don't post on every single prime number page

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

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Krazyface posted:

lol just lol if you don't post on every single prime number page

gently caress

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

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Hair Elf
wait WHICH trump is president?

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

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hey remember that time mitt romney said the trees in michigan or w/e were just the right height and people made fun of him? ah good times

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

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The greatesst trick mitt romney ever pulled was convincing the world he was just a regular-lovely dude, which he accomlished by somehow getting trump elected

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

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Krazyface
Hair Elf
YEAH page 69 my dudes!

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

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i take comfort in the fact that however bored i am, donald is even more so

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

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Krazyface
Hair Elf

Mariana Horchata posted:

never trust a man w/ a mustache

i did once and it was all weird and bristly when he gave it back

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

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Yinlock posted:

meanwhile, in one of those planets version of nyt

Distant Life Bearing Planet Discovered, Holy poo poo You Won't Believe How Dumb They Are

yeah and they're only up to like season 1978, they've got no idea what's coming up next

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

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Krazyface
Hair Elf

Squizzle posted:

im genuinrly trepidayipus that trpums admjniatration might sudenlu find its rear end w both habds and gain the ability to advance ita own malign agenda

msae

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

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Krazyface
Hair Elf

Baloogan posted:

trump is so trump that russia is like donald trump is... not koroshaw???

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

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white house, Trump tower, and mar-a-lago to be enclosed in glass pyramids to counteract magic

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

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texas is like a hysterical exaggerated parody version of queensland

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

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Hair Elf

make a version with the little girl and see if anyone notices

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

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Hair Elf

Office Pig posted:

You get ICEd

you can't have a nazi party without ~ICE~

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

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Krazyface
Hair Elf
posting on the quintuple post page

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

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Hair Elf
actually i guess i'm posting on the EET page https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PbBN0GMkVw

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

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anyone ever told you youre a florida man>?

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

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GrrebrebrblllblOBALISTTS!

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

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Hair Elf
more like hemispherists

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

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that fucken tweet holy poo poo

why is leakers in wuotes?

also "for a long time", yeah it feels that way but it's only been a monthh

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

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Krazyface
Hair Elf
hon hon hon, eet ees ze rare and eluzive sextuple ellipsis

ed: or is it a double ellipsis? :thinkyface:

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

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Hair Elf
U FIND NOW OK

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

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Krazyface
Hair Elf
my sister an di both get restless leg syndrome. SHe says it feels like her bones are bending (direct quote). To me it feels like my legs are full of blood. Got ir right now

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

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Krazyface
Hair Elf
i subbed to NYtimes last week and I already am feeling pangs of regert.

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

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Hair Elf

remebmer the two minute's prayer kids

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

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Hair Elf
if you arn't into UYd yet here is the oficial conversion video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UoR1dUm9dE

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

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jigokuman posted:

a goon lab?

a GOOOON LAAAAB

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

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Hair Elf
Those excerpts are actually the entire written speech, the rest of it will be adlibbed.

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

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Krazyface
Hair Elf

VOICE

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

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Hair Elf

what's that smell?

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

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Hair Elf
IT'S BLUUUUD!

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

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Hair Elf

the Supremes

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

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MariusLecter posted:

Sound like good people.

sure, some of them, i assume

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

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.enod-llew KEATS sih sekil pmurT draeh I

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

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To anyone who missed it, smash mouth said sessions needs to resign as well as recuse

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

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Hair Elf
Postin on 934, the carter page

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

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lets copy literally the worst thing about australia

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Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

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Epic High Five posted:

Welp close it down, this is peak internet greatness and it's all downhill from here

the machines can produce reasonably-good humor, all we need now is machines who can recognise and upvote it

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