TRUMP116: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUz9xCTOPRw

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I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Squizzle posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eI8Kp1N2PJA

Don't doxx me

# ¿ Mar 23, 2017 06:04

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 08:31

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Baloogan posted:

im making a statement that champaign isn't just for celebrations, you can drink it any ol time u want

welcome to the club :sludgepal:

# ¿ Mar 23, 2017 06:12

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOOZDO5KDv4&t=40s
Today, is the day!

# ¿ Mar 23, 2017 13:00

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Truga posted:

Today, a joke. Tomorrow, the law.

People joke about .22 but its a very popular round that kills a gently caress load of people on the regular.

# ¿ Mar 23, 2017 13:08

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

mannerup posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/844886082663698436

Uh oh. What did you do wrong now Donnie?

# ¿ Mar 23, 2017 13:21

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

zen death robot posted:

No just either President Pence or Ryan depending on if Pence knew

gently caress that.

New election entirely, or we derail this entire train. Starting with the first class passenger car. Ya feel me?

# ¿ Mar 23, 2017 13:23

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

fits my needs posted:

baloogan's going to try to make his own still and blow up his cabin isn't he?

Thought he already had one?

Was it Issac in GBS that had his own in the Australian outback? That thread was cool.

I'd worry about methanol poisoning if I hosed up.

# ¿ Mar 23, 2017 13:25

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Vertical Lime posted:

did anyone check the other account

https://twitter.com/potus/status/844873366104244225

Man, as the 11th hour approaches, how desperate will the tweets become?

# ¿ Mar 23, 2017 13:30

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0tE6T-ecmg

Because why not.

# ¿ Mar 23, 2017 13:37

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

triple sulk posted:

Lol BBC news push

"So-called Islamic State"

Oh yeah, The J.V. team of al-queda. You know, the one which even al-queda is all :yikes:

# ¿ Mar 23, 2017 13:39

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

mannerup posted:

https://twitter.com/CraigCaplan/status/844892554638348289
e: postponed, time TBA

Status? Even the physical bill is shook.

# ¿ Mar 23, 2017 14:07

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

deathbysnusnu posted:

We need to really start doing some brain biopsies on Trump voters. Maybe some sort of behavior altering parasite is causing the great not mattering? Rome allegedly had lead pipes leading to their downfall, maybe we have similar causes?

For obvious reasons, their poo poo is all hosed up around the supramarginal gyrus area of the brain.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supramarginal_gyrus

quote:

The right portion of the supramarginal gyrus appears to play a central role in controlling our empathy towards other people. When this structure isn't working properly or when we have to make very quick judgments, our empathy becomes severely limited.[4] Research has shown that disrupting the neurons in the right supramarginal gyrus causes humans to project our emotions on others, inhibiting our ability to be empathetic. In addition, this disruption also causes people to be more egocentric, mainly because they aren't able to perceive the emotions of those around them.

# ¿ Mar 23, 2017 14:35

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

fits my needs posted:

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/844908370507317249

Just to ruin that dick's weekend, twitter should spam this to his POTUS and personal account.

# ¿ Mar 23, 2017 14:52

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

zen death robot posted:

Manafort gonna tell on everyone

Come now, comrade. Putin cannot allow such a thing.

He fell down some stairs. After shooting himself in the back 1488 times.

Death ruled a suicide.

# ¿ Mar 23, 2017 14:54

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

deathbysnusnu posted:

Honestly I'm shocked manafort isn't clamoring to get FBI protection and squeal. Russian governmental officials and Putin enemies are dying at a clip of like 2 a week lately.

Maybe he is, and we just don't know yet.

Where is Manafort currently anyway? In country, or out?

# ¿ Mar 23, 2017 14:57

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

deathbysnusnu posted:

I'm really hoping we get some nice huge terrorist attack the same day Trumpcare passes and manafort gets indicted. Just one giant clusterfuck of dystopian nothing mattering.

# ¿ Mar 23, 2017 15:04

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

ScrubLeague posted:

Just called my congressman about not voting for AHCA today, surprised that a dude answered the phone and said he'd pass along the message.

Only it was a dudette who said she'd pass the message along.

# ¿ Mar 23, 2017 15:59

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

mannerup posted:

https://twitter.com/JenniferJJacobs/status/844916009857376257

Lot lizards welcome! Please drink plenty of water prior to convening.

# ¿ Mar 23, 2017 16:09

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Perfectly Safe posted:

Man's made a lot of promises

# ¿ Mar 23, 2017 16:16

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Winkie01 posted:

https://twitter.com/davidmackau/status/844931731836846080

What are the chances Kurt's family just found out via a presidential tweet?

# ¿ Mar 23, 2017 16:27

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

change my name posted:

this is like the real suicide squad movie right

Oh to be a fly on the wall.

"You might not even be president in 6 months, Donald!" yells Rep. Meadows.

Turns into bar room blitz. Bannon and Priebus are hurling bottles.

# ¿ Mar 23, 2017 16:49

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

If it passes, Trump may be stuck in Washington this weekend while protesters gather. Phones will be ringing non stop for a majority of congress. Town halls, if there are any, will be a mess. Trump will be all pissy over Twitter.

If it doesn't pass, Trump will be stuck in Washington trying to figure out how to get it to pass. Trump will be all pissy over Twitter.

win/win?

# ¿ Mar 23, 2017 16:55

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

zen death robot posted:

I don't think the Hulkster is a good look for anyone these days

Have you seen Jesse Ventura lately?

# ¿ Mar 23, 2017 17:07

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

tacodaemon posted:

trump's account just twootled again

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/844943801848414209

amend the ACA to say insurers can't just up and pull out of any ole marketplace? I don't loving know.

e; isn't that why Arizona is getting hammered? A bunch of insurance providers pulled out of Obamacare?

# ¿ Mar 23, 2017 17:10

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

punchymcpunch posted:

why dont they just have "twitch plays potus" for 3 years if trump gets impeached

random lottery from registered voters over the age of 35.

Spice things up a bit. It is 2017, ya know.

# ¿ Mar 23, 2017 17:25

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8mcN0zweQE

Everything is yours. Everything.

# ¿ Mar 23, 2017 17:29

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Captain_Maclaine posted:

Not yet, and odds are getting longer with each passing moment.

Donald is going to be pretty pissed off when he finds out it didn't pass.

# ¿ Mar 23, 2017 20:18

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

mannerup posted:

https://twitter.com/rebeccaballhaus/status/845007368358367232

This is a pretty terrible strategy. If one could even call it that. Exactly how does the Republican party benefit from this?

# ¿ Mar 23, 2017 21:33

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

DryGoods posted:

https://twitter.com/JohnJHarwood/status/844993883700416513

I'm sure they have some really awful talking points to go along with their marching orders. Only "death panels" and all that other nonsense simply will not work this time around. Any town hall meeting is doing to devolve into maximum chaos. So, you know...

:getin:

# ¿ Mar 23, 2017 21:37

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

brugroffil posted:

their most recent talking points have been to call their own constituents idiots and to tell them to shut up

Let's not forget "children", and then question their literacy regarding the ACA. The "Children" one really got under my skin for some reason. Some well off, older white male, calls me a child for calling him out on his Death Panel bullshit? I've dealt with way too many of these types while I did a short stint in the military. Probably why I have such a problem with authority. I've rarely ever seen it not misused or abused. Honestly, like 90% of that demographic I want nothing to do with. Not even a casual conversation. On a good day, they are probably being a poo poo head.

This PoS:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiZEL57pxRQ

# ¿ Mar 23, 2017 21:45

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

boethius posted:

I wish we had a President.

He has no real interest in governing. He just wants to say he was PoTUS. I wish there was a mechanism, after his impeachment, to strip him of any honor or protection typically afforded former presidents. i.e. no SS protection, no state funeral 10 years from now when he dies from choking on a big mac. nothing.

# ¿ Mar 23, 2017 22:01

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Solarin posted:

next democrat president should sue his family for the money spent on protection/travel above the annual average of Obama/Bush

Why wait? I imagine there is enough money/power down around the Mar-a-lago area that citizens could get together and stop his ridiculous trips to "The Southern White House :haw:

" through some kind of legal avenue.

# ¿ Mar 23, 2017 22:15

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Solarin posted:

I hope the pressure of this implodes bannon's wretched scarred fat riddled liver

dollars to doughnuts that Bannon gets completely hosed by the Russian stuff.

# ¿ Mar 23, 2017 22:20

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

mannerup posted:

Ryancare. Ha.

Suck to be that guy.

# ¿ Mar 23, 2017 22:51

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Behind the scenes from today's events:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUC2EQvdzmY

# ¿ Mar 23, 2017 23:14

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Lastgirl posted:

I'll be needing drop or two of The Pure.

This american's life :psyduck:

# ¿ Mar 23, 2017 23:25

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Yinlock posted:

I just want to see some kind of weird furry race war between foxsuits and dogsuits

imagine being a policeman driving up on that scene

the pocine wins by default.

# ¿ Mar 23, 2017 23:30

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

radical meme posted:

So am I correct that Ryan and the Administration are negotiating with the House Freedom Caucus to make an unacceptable bill even more unacceptable to get the HFC to sign on to it and still hope that all the other Republicans will vote for it, no matter how bad it is?

Maybe this is a deliberate play to sabotage Trump for when the IC report finally drops. Not only did he steal and election, but he was terrible at governing. Make his base turn against him.

# ¿ Mar 23, 2017 23:34

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

I think I'm falling in love with Rachel Maddow's brain. Her knowledge of U.S. history is pretty drat impressive, I reckon.

# ¿ Mar 24, 2017 00:01

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 08:31

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

https://twitter.com/nomupdate/status/845029981747056640

acceptable behavior imo.

# ¿ Mar 24, 2017 00:25

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