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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Yikes

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

The dam is NorCal. SF dries up entirely around May, and the rain doesn't start again until November.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


Things like this redeem Twitter for me :allears:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Now I want pancakes. God drat it.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


Guys

Donald J. Trump Presidential Library

:psypop:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

P-Mack posted:

He was trying to refer to Mao's Cultural Revolution.

Bingo. Look up Struggle Sessions.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Number Ten Cocks posted:

If you identified a medical condition that made it 16% likely you couldn't complete a deployment you wouldn't be allowed to deploy. The Daily Caller has identified a condition that has a 16% failure rate associated with it. That's interesting and newsworthy, and there's even an easy to implement policy that can fix it and has worked in the past.

Hey gently caress face how about you crawl back to games and take your afterbirth with you.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

:females:

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Feb 15, 2005

Genocide Tendency posted:

I want to know what is going to happen to that Aid in the second bullet.

Fired out of a cannon

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Trump must have watched Traffic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5VENDHxDvg

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Zeris posted:

But we do have an idiot king

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

These guys put out crappy sequels faster than Ubisoft

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I'll care when Watson actually shows her boobs. Then maybe for about 30 seconds.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Black Twitter is pretty great right now

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Huh. I thought Noriega was dead already.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Two Finger posted:

as a distraction from trumpism, the north island WHICH IS PART OF NEW ZEALAND got loving hammered by rain yesterday.

before:


after



EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Rest in piss

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Genocide Tendency posted:

The first hint they get at his base eroding and the will turn him over like backpage escort.

spicy

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Blind Rasputin posted:

Why are girls in a military base taking those types of pictures of themselves to begin with?

nice victim blaming

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

gently caress the pain away

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


:catstare:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

Well done steak with ketchup means he probably kicks dogs.

Probably thinks Michelin restaurants are tire themed.

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Feb 15, 2005


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Feb 15, 2005

psydude posted:

Lamps I can understand so you can set them to timers and poo poo or turn the on/off remotely. But what possible use would anyone have for an internet connected vibrator?

Remote control for other people. Use your imagination.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

These puritans probably don't even know what the seashells are for.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


gently caress that police in particular

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Pssh, Tailhook? Watch this!

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

TBeats posted:

if these tax returns aren't from the last five years or sooner or arent the tax returns of the current president of the US of fukkkin A, ban me.

:toxx:

e: if she doesn't have something substantial her credibility is pretty much gone, right?

no backsies

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Maddow hosed the dog on this one.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

SwampDonkey posted:

Difficult to resist the 1040EZ-D

You know she's gay, right? That joke doesn't make sense.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I just hosed the dog.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

M_Gargantua posted:

Don't forget

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/841967881516679168

And he's gonna do a MAGA rally tonight for some more crazy

Donnie be trippin yo

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


:ironicat:

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Feb 15, 2005

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Feb 15, 2005

ElMaligno posted:

That tie is a mess.

Also "Declaring California a state of emergency due to winter flooding"
Me, and everyone else on the watch floor, who had to work on the flooding that ended almost a month ago:

"what"

Step 1: Declare state of emergency

Step 2: Deploy National Guard into CA sanctuary cities for ICE roundups

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

ElMaligno posted:

bro did you put a ring on your girl yet???

We're scheduled for the immigration interview already, I was on that poo poo months ago.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

No blood for soju

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Genocide Tendency posted:

The one saving grace about the GOP health care plan is that it kills Trump and GOP supporters at an obscenely disproportionate rate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgRVNjsuycQ

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


So? She said nothing of substance.

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Feb 15, 2005

Mike-o posted:

Gas the Irish. Better yet start another potato famine.

I mostly eat rice these days :shrug:

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