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Lobok posted:Even goon reviews, those most trusted and hallowed of all reviews, have to be taken with a grain of salt. I'm seeing it now with Doom. I was a tiny bit wary of playing it from criticism that it was going from arena to arena but now that I'm playing it I think about how similar these "arena" fights are to other games if I swapped it for something like "setpiece". And I'm noticing how much combat is actually spread all throughout the levels in areas of all shapes and sizes that could in no way be described as arenas. Not to mention how much "arena" combat there was in the original Doom games! It's been a while since I played but DOOM still owns. Cowcaster posted:as it turns out getting video game recommendations from complete strangers on the internet that have been established completely independently of your own personal tastes and opinions is dumb as poo poo but it won't stop me from seeking them out
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2024 17:30 |
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Lobok posted:Yup. If it wasn't clear from my post, DOOM is everything I wanted and lots of things I never even knew I wanted. I'm glad you're enjoying it I was stating that I still like the game and don't look back on it as "maybe it wasn't that good🤔" Not quoting you in particular.
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2017 22:58 |
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Help Im Alive posted:w-what about jizz Well, zzz sometimes follows that so.....
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 16:18 |
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glam rock hamhock posted:Just got a platinum trophy, though it feels sort of empty because it was a really easy platinum, though at least I'm not one of those people that bought the game just because it was an easy plat. Which game? As long as you had fun it doesn't matter I said come in! posted:Easy Allies on Youtube is my favorite place to get reviews. They were formally GameTrailers. They gave Breath of the Wild on Switch a 4.5/5 with their only complaint being the real bad frame rate issues that they said they encountered throughout the entire 60 hours they played. They liked the survival mechanics, weapon durability, difficulty, dungeons, and graphics. Oh dang, I didn't realize they were formally Gametrailers. Gonna have to check them out.
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 16:58 |
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glam rock hamhock posted:The Bunker. I bought it this week because it was on sale and I have a fondness for FMV games. It was alright. Nothing amazing but I don't feel ripped off either. Probably the quickest I've gone from buying a game to platting it. The only game I can think of that people probably bought soley just for cheivos was the first (I think?) Avatar game: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1_v2-_kXQ8
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 17:09 |
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FirstAidKite posted:Is pig's blood a normal thing in makeup because it seems really weird to me that his go-to would be pig's blood and then bricking himself in the face instead of just getting a makeup artist Maybe he didn't want to wait. Andrew W.K. just seems like the kinda guy who doesn't wait for something to happen. I don't know him personally tho.
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 04:24 |
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MinibarMatchman posted:LOL what is this wonderful game, some kind of Oregon Trail clone? Deathroad to Canada and it kind of is a clone: http://store.steampowered.com/app/252610/ Think of a sillier version of Organ Trail with better controls and tense instead of frustrating gameplay.
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 15:55 |
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Grapplejack posted:
Wtf that's the Moonwalk except it's going forwards
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2017 08:30 |
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Lol, I never noticed that. Granted it's hard to notice the background in a fighting game but still, great little detail.
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2017 19:14 |
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The Colonel posted:the only gears of war game i've played is gears of war 2 and it was a lot of fun and really goofy and it's weird to me that the series tried so hard to be serious when the best parts where when you were shooting enemies inside of a giant worm and everyone was shouting about being trapped in a giant worm and you escaped by using your chainsaw gun to chainsaw your way out of a giant worm, and not the parts where a character had to kill his wife because cliff bleszinski wanted to make a controversial political statement that would lose all meaning in a few years Holy drat, in Gears 3 when friggin' Dominic sacrificed himself and "Mad World" started playing and everything was going in slow motion, I was thinking, "Seriously?" I'm not spoiling because that story had thoroughly gone off the rails in that game and also I'm pretty sure no one cares in this thread. I'm linking it look at this dumb BS also comedy option, I can't tell if the uploader was being ironic in their description: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBvDC9v5vyc
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2017 06:03 |
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Doctor Spaceman posted:I laughed my arse off at how overwrought that scene was, it was fantastic. I remember Mad World coming up a couple of times in the series' ads and I thought that was such a huge tonal whiplash, at least for me. I never saw the story as anything more than dumb dialogue between action scenes. Lurdiak posted:Also at one point there was a Gears of War official comic that claimed that there were some kind of "breeding camps" were women were enslaved to breed super soldiers, and while that kind of stuff could be justified in a horrific dystopian sci fi setting, I have no idea how it made its way into Gears of War as something the good guys do. Oh yeah there was this dumb poo poo too, lol. Like they were trying to be a low rent 40,000K or something and even then Warhammer has nothing like that. At least I don't think so. That is a deep well of silly lore.
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2017 06:50 |
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raditts posted:Gears multiplayer DM is one of the worst things I have ever played. It was some of the slowest drat DM, also Guy Goodbody posted:the enemies and your allies have the exact same silhouette. drove me up the dang wall.
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2017 07:06 |
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Olive Garden tonight! posted:My cat of 14 years died today. I'm afraid I will always associate this amazing Zelda game with the death of my cat. plz dont pull out posted:Putting my dog down next week. Fraid this gives me only one option to play at her dog funeral. As humans, it is our curse that we have to outlive our animal companions but in return they bring so much joy to us. Our lives are further enhanced by them entering the story that is our life. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wM3d266_QWw
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2017 07:54 |
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I said come in! posted:At least Horizon is starting off amazing. Killzone at no point in time was ever good. The portable versions of the games were good. KZ: Liberation was a solid tactical overhead shooter. KZ:Mercenary was a solid portable FPS. I played KZ 1-3 and they were pretty standard FPS games. Nothing extremely amazing except maybe multiplayer for 2 and 3 because there wasn't any online sci fi shootmans at the time. At least on PS3. And they might as well been regular military shooters because there wasn't anything really out there in terms of sci fi weaponry.
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2017 17:25 |
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plz dont pull out posted:While we're posting rhythm game videos I'd just like to throw this out there cause it's crazy.
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2017 02:29 |
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I said come in! posted:ID Software's first good game since Quake II (Doom) is without John Carmack is pretty funny to me. He is probably feeling pretty salty. I'm not sure the man actually feels anything.
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2017 05:44 |
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Guy Mann posted:
Leon's pose really ties this all together
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2017 04:15 |
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Snak posted:I mean, I'm an addict. I can get addicted to anything. But multiplayer twitch shooters take over my entire life. They coopt my entire brain reward system. With single player games, casual games, alcohol, drugs, tv shows, i can juggles those with the rest of my life. It's good to know what one's own hangups are and how to control them. I also have that addict's personality and I have to be careful with my own indulges.
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2017 23:01 |
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Macaluso posted:Seriously I wish I could have recorded every weird bug I've encountered playing this game because it's honestly incredible Rise of the Tomb Raider shipped with so many. I mean luckily the game is fun and the story is cool and I think Lara is a badass and the game is quite pretty. But man some of these bugs. The amount of times the camera has gotten stuck zoomed in after a brief cutscene, or the numerous times Lara gets stuck in the walking slow phase from said cutscenes and there's no way out of it without killing yourself (you can't shoot or run or anything when this happens). I played from start to finish through that game and didn't encounter anything you're describing or any bugs for that matter. The game is good and very nice looking though.
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# ¿ Mar 13, 2017 06:59 |
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In Training posted:Quake Champions is free to play and you earn in game currency to unlock other characters...but the unlock is a game time limited rental. Modern gaming ftw Hang on there. You can buy the Champion Pack and get them all permanently as reported here ( the headline): https://www.technobuffalo.com/2017/03/13/quake-champions-free-to-play/ I admit, I don't think it's going to do the game any favors
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2017 15:09 |
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MinibarMatchman posted:if there was an Ouya device that only pumped out a new megaman game every 3 months would you kickstart it There was something like this already: http://www.otonx.com Lol, surprise! It wasn't allowed on Kickstarter because you had to have a working prototype. Also, surprise #2 (heh ) it sounds like a load of bullshit. http://www.polygon.com/2013/1/10/3833080/oton-autonomous-game-console-crowdfunding
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2017 16:07 |
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CJacobs posted:
That game owned so hard. The remake being PS4 exclusive has me on the tipping point for getting a PS4. FirstAidKite posted:Horse Steppin from Hotline Miami is a real good chill song. It is! The title track for Hotline Miami 2 is also very chill. Both are very "calm before the storm" considering the gameplay of both. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-olf3xtixU
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2017 22:10 |
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The G.G. Shinobi games were decent if a little utilitarian but I guess that describes a lot of portable titles from that era.
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# ¿ Mar 15, 2017 20:17 |
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Daaaayum, Gargamel's got some sweet dance moves. Lol, that's as unexpected as the drat dance offs from Star Wars Kinect: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_xJqkzngBI
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2017 04:13 |
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Earth Table posted:I can't play House of the Dead 2 without cracking up at the voice acting and all the incredibly stupid poo poo. Yeah, that game hits you with it RIGHT from the word go. Just in case someone hasn't experienced it (doubtful): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-vE5vbx04E
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2017 20:02 |
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Cyron posted:so i can make a video where i throw dildos and say we should try to commit real crime of shoplifting due to youtube drama? because that what he said 4 weeks ago. he deserve more then ddos, he deserve to be in jail. Post it here when you do, pls.
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2017 01:03 |
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corn in the bible posted:a lot of people are idiots Olive Garden tonight! posted:I posted about the Furi DLC in the Steam thread and no one even noticed, I figured people just stopped caring about the game or something. Or maybe I'm a bad enough poster that everyone has me on ignore. I definitely feel this way sometimes about my own posting but then I remember the mantra CharlieFoxtrot posted:I feel like people take special pleasure in BioWare schadenfreude compared to other big companies releasing bad games. I remember what the thread here was like for Dragon Age II I remember someone was going to do a screenshot LP Dragon Age 2 and there was so much vitriol and venom in the thread that it got shutdown and locked. There was a successful video LP done for it though. By "successful" I mean that it managed to be finished. https://lparchive.org/Dragon-Age-II/
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2017 06:25 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Man, I can't stop listening to that Dropmix gameplay, even with them talking over it. This is fresher than some actual professional remixes (timestamped) I listened to the whole thing earlier and I really want to see the final incarnation of it.
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2017 06:52 |
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Ay Dios mio: https://youtu.be/O9mHJJcyasU Edit: Argh video tags are messing up Instruction Manuel fucked around with this message at 15:18 on Mar 17, 2017 |
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Cardboard Box A posted:Only SNIPERS can use detective mode to figure out how other SNIPERS did the SNIPING, also QUAD NIGHTVISION GOGGLES Wtf, it must be better than plan ol' night vision, right? Reminds me of Spectre from Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City.
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2017 22:59 |
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I see the Ministry of Silly Walks has lasted well into the future.
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2017 18:08 |
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precision posted:It would be super if Suda51 would actually make a game again instead of doing bong rips and saying "write this down... roguelike... dark souls... Uncle Death... troma films... butts" This sounds like it owns tho
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2017 03:20 |
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precision posted:Let it Die does in fact own but I want a proper Suda game again someday Too true. CharlieFoxtrot posted:Welp, it looks like people are starting to harass and threaten Mass Effect Andromeda animators and devs being mistaken for animators. It was fun to joke about it while it lasted Goddam, gamers are the worst sometimes. Lizard Wizard posted:Sounds like that subpar release really had a harass effect. Case in point
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2017 03:54 |
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Mak0rz posted:I'm a monster because I think Journey is overrated. It's probably because my roommate at the time loved it and told me it was going to be the greatest thing I've ever played etc etc and when I finally got around to it I thought it was just okay. Oof. I like Journey alot but I try not to get other people's expectations to high for any game.
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2017 01:27 |
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This is great and the nose from offscreen is a clincher Guy Mann posted:I was going to post the actual poster for Rolling Thunder in solidarity, but then I found this and It belongs in a museum!
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2017 20:47 |
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BexGu posted:cams has not really been taking people making fun of ME:A very well. Who's cams?
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2017 00:34 |
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Lurdiak posted:Some really cool guy uploaded literally all of nintendo power magazine in incredibly high res scans on an easy to navigate site last year, and it took I think 3 days for Nintendo of America to shut it down. Don't doxx me pls. It's a drat shame that archive got taken down. I know it's "protection of IP" but goddam. Nintendo isn't doing anything with Nintendo Power right now, right?
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2017 18:05 |
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oddium posted:i recognize all of them but the eagle with a shotgun which might be an eu4 flag. it was easy once i realized it's alphabetical If your talking about the one next to Starfox, that's State of Decay.
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# ¿ Mar 23, 2017 02:24 |
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2024 17:30 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Compared to the importance of the other games and franchises in that list, that one seems like an outlier Yeah it's weird. Maybe it was included because of the stylish logo? Prototype 2 is in there and that also is an outlier and the logo isn't even stylized CJacobs posted:"RAAAAHHHH " - Ryder, Mass Effect: Andromeda, 2017 Lady Ryder always looks like she's smirking.
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