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DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

I don't think Dutton will want to give up his black shirted stormtrooper wannabes either.

If they at least wore the plastic armor I might have a bit more respect for them because that shows some effort, you know.

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DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

cheese-cube posted:

I'm seeing on social media people who I previously thought were rational and anti-racist leaning towards PHON and spreading PHON garbage here in WA. I have NFI what is going on.

Entropy.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Starshark posted:

I'm the bookmarks on every single page of the reader.

Clearly he wanted to use the whole packet of post-its.

I'm just glad he opted for hot pink and bright yellow to help convey both the appropriate amount of levity and the missing jester costume.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

The more I think about the implications of this the funnier it is.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

It's fine except that if you didn't tell me who it was I wouldn't have known.

The resemblance isn't great.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
When I think of the NT the first thing that comes to mind is all the snow.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Recoome posted:

Thread reminder that this had ~~~bipartisan~~~ support in the lower house, thus reinforcing that the Australian Labor Party is actually extremely poo poo and aren't left-wing at all

This is worth repeating.

Just because Labor aren't the LNP doesn't mean they're the "good ones". Vote green, independant, anything other than the big two.

gently caress I sound like a shill. Well it was meant more as a warning.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
Great to see starvation is potentially coming back in style. Well done Australia.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
Australian national sovereignty is dictated by the US.

lol if anyone out there didn't already realise this. Client nation yo.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

The future of old white guys.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Ora Tzo posted:

I guess they werent content with a mere raid by the security services for a distraction this time.

Either that or they see this as a way of saving money in the budget.

Do you honestly see more actual government employees happening as a result of creating this Australian Homebrand Security? I don't, they want to cut jobs wherever possible because ideology.

I could see people changing uniforms but that's about it. Sounds more like a power play at the Canberra level for control of the numbered buildings.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Cirofren posted:

Yeah for fucks sake.

Why she gotta be wearing a dress?

Because once they finish winding back all the progress made in women's right such as abortion or the right to divorce they'll also make it mandatory to wear dresses instead of man-like pants so the blind old white men don't get confused who they're leering at.

Also ultimately who cares, it's a walk signal. A big old green dot would work fine too.

Actually I take that back. Replace all the people symbols with that of a dog. Let the peasants who walk the streets know how their betters think of them.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

bowmore posted:

male or female dog?

Touche

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
Go is a photo realistic recreation of Pauline Hanson's face and Stop is the same but for Dutton.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

starkebn posted:

If they're changing it to a dress because that's what people identify as female shouldn't it also be pink?

The walk sign should both be pink and the outline animated like a pixelated dress wearing woman burning her bra in a homage to the 1960s liberation movement.

So there needs to be some flames, smoke and probably a placard as well.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
Vote one Oh God No.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
They should make cane toads illegal non residents so Dutton's blackshirts can be gainfully employed combing the farms toad hunting.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
To be fair dental hygiene is absolutely a thing people should be concerned about.

Oh you meant he was a loon ranting about mind control satellites and things. Yeah. Nah.

Has PHON snapped him up yet?

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

cheese-cube posted:

FYI, fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face.

Also toothpaste and rinsing after brushing is how you become a gay nazi communist abortion having feminist transgender whatever who lives off wind power in LGBT friendly discos.

*bites into healthy onion flavored chunk of coal*

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

KennyTheFish posted:

replace the fluoride in the water with fluorine piped into homes.

Death is certain.

This but Halogen.

Oh you burned your pork snags from the butcher or breakfast toast? Halogen dump.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Lid posted:

It looks like the residence Nardella claimed was his primary residence

Was a caravan.

In 20 years time this will be the norm because nobody going through school now will be able to afford the million dollar vacant investment property homes.

Also nobody middle aged or lower will be retiring any time soon and wages/jobs keep shrinking so we can all hang out at the caravan park together.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Lid posted:

Unfortunately for him he had eight properties.

Oh I have no doubt he's a skeezy scumbucket trying to cheat the system.

I'm more impressed/surprised when a pollie isn't actively trying to scam honestly.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Solemn Sloth posted:

Loving the tone arguments put up by morons, what about his family :qq:

Guilt by association. gently caress' em.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Aesculus posted:

Bahahahahaha rip in piss Bill Piss Leak. Now the rest of the fuckwads who are actually praising him in death should be next, hopefully.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

I like his bright red face, the other disinterested mother looking away and the seemingly bewildered lady he's walking to.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Quasimango posted:

Don't think there's any point continuing to attack him now he's dead, but I think the fact that he was apparently very charming and friendly in person means that Australian media types have had their judgement clouded as to just how repugnant his later work was.

I'm going to invoke Godwin here and say just because Hitler died doesn't mean we should forget or forgive the horrible poo poo he did.

Oh he died? That's vaguely sad I suppose. What's also sad is that his friends & family clearly didn't speak out against all the hateful poo poo he published so I dunno, guess they supported him and can just gently caress right off.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

"Just have a rich extended family that gives you lots of material help every step of the way."

Get fuuuuuuucked indeed:argh:

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

starkebn posted:

if you too put $10,000 a month towards paying off debt you can do it!

I still don't believe it's not a fabrication.

It's almost certainly a fabrication and I bet those 105k likes/retweets whatever the gently caress they are were from bots.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

QUACKTASTIC posted:

Edit this out dude, Lowtax gets visits whenever people make death threats

Only for people who matter.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Don Dongington posted:

Your Federal Minister for Justice Michael Keenan:

”One Nation are the same as any other party"

They might have the same legislation apply to them but I don't know about the rest of that statement.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

NTRabbit posted:

The SA Liberals are also the worst, aimless, most talent free branch of either major party in the country, so bad that they tried to talk Alexander Downer out of his retirement and into state politics to take the leadership (and failed badly even at that) - if this power thing works, and the move into the new hospital goes smoothly, they'll have essentially nothing to campaign on.

Well once you move past "gently caress the poor" and "steal everything" then the only LNP policy left is "nothing" so I'd say they're working well within intended parameters.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Bogan King posted:

Life comes at you fast





He's never checked his facts with reality before, why start now?

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Clawtopsy posted:

can't wait to see bill leak's take on this defeat!!!

because he is dead, haha

Just frame a picture of his rotting corpse titled "LNP future"

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Empirical evidence

*Pulls out giant bulging folder covered in three hundred post-it notes*

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

hiddenmovement posted:

Thankfully Melbourne is awash in microbrews

It's taking off across the whole country. gently caress Coopers and support your local (superior) micro brews.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Bogan King posted:

Microbrew Spoiler Alert: Most are owned by the big guys and it's just branding :ssh:

Spoiler solution: Stop buying your beer at the grog warehouse stocked by bulk manufacturers and buy direct or from a specialised distributor who refuses to even touch the mass market crap

Find yourself a nice small shop run by a smartly dressed semi hipster beer snob who also gives great wine recommendations when you want them.

Or home brew if you're into it. I've had amazing home brews that I'd happily substitute for anything off a shelf.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

hooman posted:

The blood of the bourgeoisie. Or if that's not available meth.

Ah a goon bag enthusiast.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Nanpa posted:

Backpedal complete. With an endorsement of marriage equality as well.

http://www.brewsnews.com.au/2017/03/coopers-cancels-bible-society-commemorative-cans/

Suck it right wing religious fanatics.

Also since money is the only language that talks I'm assuming a shitload of pubs changed the beers on tap and/or cancelled contract renewals.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

gay picnic defence posted:

Frydenberg has come out and had a huge whinge about SA's energy policy

*Slowly nods while munching on muffin made of unrefined coal*

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DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Milky Moor posted:

this line is just loving incredible

Simple words, but he could sense my despair and confusion behind them. He paused. “I can, Daisy,” he began. He did not shy away. This experience was such that it shrouded his every moment. “Have you ever heard of a Freudian theory called ‘negation’?”

Daisy, have you ever heard of that libertarian graphic novel where the time travelling detective goes to a future where monkeys are the happy slaves of humanity?

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