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aejix posted:Jay Weatherill moves from laying down the gauntlet to completely loving roasting Frydenburg at a press conference: Quality.
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Mar 16, 2017 07:36
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Bogan King posted:Fun fact, if Weatherill was in WA he would have been arrested for murdering Fartenberg in todays duel. Is a one sided beatdown considered a duel? How about verbally taking the steel cap boots to someone's ribs? Your Honor my client wishes to plead the incident was a thrashing, not a duel.
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Mar 16, 2017 07:45
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V for Vegas posted:Not "a" duel. Duel. The old Steven Spielberg movie. A friend of mine attacked me with the video case. Some stupid argument about who had the coolest bicycle clips. I got him back though. I peed in his mum's steam iron. He had yellow T-shirts for a week. That's sick. What kind of monster irons t-shirts anyway? BRB putting pleats in my t-shirts and picking out some suspenders to wear with my shorts.
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Mar 16, 2017 08:09
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gay picnic defence posted:what are they going to do? stop renting out their houses and cop the new vacancy tax? If they're 7 property mortgages in debt to own everything they can't afford to leave anything vacant anyway.
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Mar 16, 2017 09:06
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Solemn Sloth posted:They'll have to sell to the people they outbid who were just looking for a place to live No the bank might, after they take all 7 properties at once.
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Mar 16, 2017 11:10
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Accounts receivable should just rip it back out of his salary in one go. They have no shame but they sure as hell care about their wallets. Hit them where it matters.
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Mar 17, 2017 07:15
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JBP posted:Bill Leak died lmao [insert crudely drawn MSPaint of worms eating corpse] [canned laughter plays on looped repeat] *Audience claps*
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Mar 17, 2017 08:44
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Imagine being such a poo poo person that most people celebrate your death. I mean just imagine.
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Mar 17, 2017 08:47
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Starshark posted:Prove that the brain injury caused him to be a poo poo person. This. Checkmate 
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Mar 17, 2017 11:01
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As a kid Hitler was probably really nice until he accidentally shaved off the wrong zit, becoming a monstrous genocidal maniac. No wait there is actually a specific thing to describe what Bill Leak did: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disinhibition tl;dr, the brain damage removed his regard for social conventions and he let his inner shitter out without any of his prior restraint He was always a lovely person but just hid it better beforehand. 
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Mar 17, 2017 11:08
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Starshark posted:It's just more culture war poo poo. Some people on the right think if they let up for even a second they'll have to host gay Muslim disabled dwarf orgies in their living rooms. Solar powered transgendered muslim asians will steal the gears from their negatives and make their grey nomad caravans run out of petrol faster. 
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Mar 17, 2017 13:26
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NTRabbit posted:On facebook I'm watching god botherer far right "Liberal" members struggling with not only that the small l types are in favour of marriage equality, but that they, the opponents, are actually in the shrinking minority. They won't accept the polls, but can't offer a reason why, not even a bad reason, they just refuse to accept that many people could support it. In Road Runner cartoons the Coyote can run across open air pretty far before falling into the canyon. Ignorance is buoyant.
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Mar 17, 2017 13:45
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ModernMajorGeneral posted:Conservatives: Anti-discrimination laws are unnecessary as the free market will ensure customers are driven away by bigotry The people of Australia are free to live whatever lives they choose just so long as they choose to go back to church, return to the tradition of tithing 10% of their salary, all women wear long dresses instead of men's pants and the peasants cease disrespecting their social betters. Anything else is just bullying by the filthy lefties.
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Mar 18, 2017 09:39
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In the glorious LNP future I can't wait for the return of alcohol free dance halls so that men and woman can socially mix and find marriage partners under the watchful eyes of the local elders.
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Mar 18, 2017 10:37
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XpDQp0Yfc0 Yet still highly relevant. Good to see we as a nation are moving forwards in reverse. Maybe in a couple hundred more years we'll have rediscovered bronze forging and how to cure leather.
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Mar 18, 2017 10:58
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NoNotTheMindProbe posted:He literally thought the Catholic church spent too much time helping and forgiving people and not enough time fighting its enemies. He also thought his own daughters were pretty hot and sexy which is totally the appropriate thing to say on national television so you know he's a statesman at heart.
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Mar 18, 2017 12:08
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ZombyDog posted:I'm so Sorry about thaaaat I think you'll find it's spelled "Sorreh boud eht" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAUN4HPjtLY
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Mar 18, 2017 12:45
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Frogfingers posted:If the bosses aren't on their side who the gently caress is on their side? People selling 1.4 million dollar apartments to them for spur of the moment purchases. Oh and maybe some of their local congregations which are probably all dying off because of a lack of replacement numbers. DancingShade fucked around with this message at 21:15 on Mar 18, 2017 |
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Mar 18, 2017 21:03
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Solemn Sloth posted:Depends how much people in the party think of him as legit, imo they don't want to put anyone up that they actually want to see lead because they've given up on the next election. The election slogans for the off-brand
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Mar 18, 2017 23:22
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Tweets that length of time apart are in no way the sign of a panicked man desperate to convince others.
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Mar 19, 2017 04:37
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It's great to see that the bad ideas of the past and being recycled as the bad ideas of the present.
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Mar 20, 2017 10:10
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aejix posted:How do you get a complexion like Barnaby when you spend comparatively gently caress all time outside in direct sunlight. Is he putting away a half case of shiraz a day or something It's funny I was wondering the same thing. He can't be getting enough sun for the red face so I think it's got to be booze.
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Mar 20, 2017 10:42
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Doctor Spaceman posted:He got skin cancer on his face so he's probably had some time in the sun, That's unfortunate. Maybe ol' Barnaby should get a facectomy. I'm thinking they could replace any skin removed by taking excess from his arse. I mean nobody would notice. They can probably find a spare table in the nearest Maccas to perform the surgery on.
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Mar 20, 2017 11:50
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hiddenmovement posted:Do right wing culture warriors really think the average Australian gives a poo poo about 18C? Since when have they acted in accordance with the wishes of most Australians during the current government? I mean why start now.
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Mar 20, 2017 12:21
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Ideology will triumph over reality! *ejects spittle mid rant about how everything is still Labor's Fault*
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Mar 20, 2017 12:22
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Everything about him screams "my mother dressed me". Also he's a homophobic throwback piece of poo poo too I guess.
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Mar 20, 2017 12:33
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hooman posted:Imagine being the result of the scientific experiment to recreate Benedict Bumberbatch without any charisma whatsoever. I keep looking at his open extra-undone-button collar and suit jacket combo when he should be wearing a sports jacket if he's going to try and pull that off. It's obviously too hot for him but he didn't know how to dress appropriately so just tossed on any old "suit jacket and shirt" because he doesn't know how to dress himself. "Oh but my son is so handsome" *pinches his cheeks before driving him to the TV show thing so he can be a poo poo on TV*
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Mar 20, 2017 12:58
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Solemn Sloth posted:I was visiting some friends in the APS a few weeks back, and they were of the legit opinion that Brandis' downfall isn't necessarily a lack of intelligence but rather a complete and total inability to delegate anything ever due to his belief that no one else could do anything as intelligently as he can. So... being too dumb to know any better is what they meant.
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Mar 21, 2017 08:31
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Konomex posted:But have you seen his bookcase? It's so big, it's so impressive. Anyone with a bookcase that full of books, which they have obviously read and not bought as a prop piece, must be of an immense intellect. How could you fire such a brain? I have all these nice book shelves ordered at very high taxpayer expense. What can I fill them with? I know - I'll order ten sets of encyclopedias to load them up. That way everyone will know how intelligent I am.
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Mar 21, 2017 12:11
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:He buys printed copies of the Commonwealth Law Reports FFS. And keeps them in pristine condition. Some would say mint.
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Mar 21, 2017 12:13
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Bogan King posted:So the dude who got hit by a croc the other day jumping in the creek on a dare "That's not a knife, this is a knife." *gets pulled underwater by crocodile*
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Mar 21, 2017 21:38
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Don Dongington posted:Here I made this to help some of you understand the PHON > ALP > LNP preference flow: I approve of your intention and love Venn diagrams but they don't work for everything.
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Mar 22, 2017 08:21
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Bogan King posted:4 dead, including 1 cop. 20 injured in attack on UK parliament. Abbott will use this to talk about the wall around our parliament and maybe even the moat. The parliament guards need to get rid of their boring police style uniforms and wear shining chromed suits of medieval plate armor.
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Mar 22, 2017 21:19
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Bogan King posted:Some text from Lambies speech for those who couldn't listen Let me channel the LNP response: *Impatiently looks at solid gold Rolex gifted from LNP party backer while tapping Italian dress shoes on parliament carpet*
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Mar 23, 2017 07:07
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Toys For rear end Bum posted:When my local Red Rooster was renovated, they took down its giant chook, and replaced it with some boring red square with "red rooster" written in it That's unfortunate. I assume all the shithouse rural towns nobody ever visits must have backlogged the giant fibreglass animal & pineapple factory in their pursuit of tourist attractions.
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Mar 23, 2017 12:41
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JBP posted:Who cares. Everyone but you. Then again you cared enough to comment so
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Mar 24, 2017 08:08
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Holy poo poo The Shovel is bang on the mark with that one.
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Mar 24, 2017 23:44
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Laserface posted:There should be no Muslim schools. Or catholic schools. Or schools that teach any religion. If you don't have religion how else are you going to train the filthy peasants to scrape and bow to their betters?
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:https://twitter.com/MarkDiStef/status/845408294508232704 Nonchalantly shuffles deck chairs on the Titanic
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