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Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.
I know this might be a unique and controversial view to hold on the internet but I loving love cats, man

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Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

Relyssa posted:

It certainly is a shame that fake things can't still be funny.

Posts espousing this opinion totally baffle my brain. The whole comedy of the situation hinges upon the voyeurism of seeing someone's brain fart. If it's fake, its as effective a joke as someone saying "wouldn't it be funny if I painted over a shadow thinking it was a dark spot ha ha ha"

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.
If it were a hilarious joke by itself then they wouldn't need to pretend it was a candid shot.

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

dialhforhero posted:

What?

As far as European languages go, Russian is the most widely spoken language natively, with German being in a far second.

I know its already been throughly covered, but what? right back at this frankly bafflingly wrong post

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

kazil posted:

Dunno enough about European languages, but 5 seconds of looking on wikipedia says it's true :confused:

Spanish? English?

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

kazil posted:

OP was talking about native speakers of Europe. Not worldwide.

Why though? The conversation was about esperanto's creation as based on widely spoken languages that originated from Europe. Colonialism had already happened and the Americas already existed, it's entirely arbitrary to define European languages as those spoken within the geographical confines of the continent of Europe when discussing the relative merits of what languages to use as the base for a new one.

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

dialhforhero posted:

This is entirely the problem with Esperanto. It doesn't take languages outside of European languages in its design, and even then it doesn’t have a resemblance of proportional influence based on number of speakers from its influences. Nor, for that matter, is it neutral in its design as it was intending to be.

I mean yes I'm not disagreeing that it's obviously a problem for a language trying to become a global second tongue to be predominantly derived from only European languages.

But I'm still totally confused by whatever you're trying to say about native speakers of Russian because globally Spanish, English, Portuguese and possibly French all have more native speakers, which is surely relevant when discussing which European languages it made most sense to draw from. If your point is there's more native speakers of Russian in geographical Europe then yes obviously but how is that relevant?

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Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

Unfortunately that's from a film fyi

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

Meatgrinder posted:

Which one? Looks like it'd be a great watch

Athena

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

Beve Stuscemi posted:

I work in ewaste and I’ve had multiple chud idiots tell me “you’ve probably got hunter bidens laptop”.

Yes, hilarious!

tangentially related but the bar I work at has a single women's toilet upstairs and three unisex toilets downstairs and I frequently have to stop (middle-aged and drunk) men from marching into the womens', pointing out the stairs down to the other toilets, and I've had at least three separate instances of them going "bUT whAt If i'M TraNS hahaha" and I stink-eye them

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

koshmar posted:

The new Balder's Gate is going piss a ton of people off and turn a ton of people on.

https://twitter.com/vaughandavies97/status/1677361748658069516?s=20

I've been playing DnD for a few years now and no-one has hosed a bear, are we doing it wrong?

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

HPanda posted:

When I was growing up, the thing was parents arguing computers (desktops) in classrooms were awful and pointless because they grew up without computers in classrooms. Now my generation is arguing smartphones in classrooms are awful and pointless because we didn’t have them while growing up.

We sneakily played Doom and SimCity, they sneakily watch TikTok. I’m sure their kids will have some new technology for parents to lose their minds about.

These two things are not even remotely the same. Computer literacy is a basic requirement in nearly every job that exists and is an incredibly important life skill. Kids know how to use their phones and will know how to use their phones just as well even if they're denied them during school hours.

Also in my school at least there was a constant running battle between the IT nerds and the staff to get Counter Strike/Warcraft installed and working on the PCs while the staff played whack-a-mole, it was definitely a learning experience

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

projecthalaxy posted:

Is exactly what your colleagues told me when I complained about being sexually assaulted in junior high, yes. To be fair, the "also you're not allowed to tell your parents is new."

I should have realized you were the real victim though. So tiresome!

"A fight" doesn't have to mean "beaten up" or "sexually assaulted" and you should very well know that instead of trying to slippery slope their argument based on your own personal poo poo experience

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

HPanda posted:

We can either fight against integrating what the kids are using in their everyday life or we can strengthen instruction using the tools familiar to them. I was teaching for 15 years before changing careers, and my very first class was teaching English Composition in a computer lab. Knew from day 1 that trying to fight against what students want to use is a losing battle. Better to redirect what they use to productive learning.

Absolutely, to your last point, but there's still a difference between kids using tablets and other tech to support their learning, and kids having a phone in their pockets to gently caress around with/film people in the classroom. I was at school in the last generation before iPhones so we all had phones but as they weren't much good for anything apart from playing snake unless you were a rich kid, classroom distraction wasn't really an issue. I teach mainly adults now in smaller groups so if they're looking at their phone I just ask them if it's something important and let them deal with it if so and otherwise just pause until they get the point. I get that this wouldn't be as easy in normal classroom sizes though.

Ideally there wouldn't need to be a heavy handed approach, because teachers have enough poo poo to deal with without having to fight with kids over making them hand over their personal possessions. Lessons should be engaging enough that kids don't feel the need to gently caress about and kids should be able to not look at their phones for the length of a class. This is all pie in the sky poo poo though, I can see schools that are sick of this poo poo having blanket classroom bans on phones and I can unfortunately also see the largely USA-specific safety issues of wanting to be able to get a hold of your kid at any time.

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Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

cock hero flux posted:

it seems that they were extremely successful* in ruining it anyway.

*marginally successful only amongst the extremely online

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.




truly the most invigorating and healthy of sports. i'm literally over twice his age and look younger.

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.
Apparently that monkey is in rude health, if they have malaria which is common to that part of the amazon they go all pale and sickly

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.
Pull up thread abort abort

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Read this as Star Voles and now I'm remembering the EU cover where Han Solo is fighting a giant weasel (ferret?).

One of the three thousand reskinned Han Solos created by hack EU writers hosed one of those giant otters

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

Coward posted:

Just get down there, I don't care what you smell.

The proper quote is even better: get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.
Luke! At that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.
And I thought they smelled bad on the outside

Etc etc

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

Do I win or lose

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

Blue Footed Booby posted:

Do you remember which book?

It was Corran Horn so I think the first few X-Wing Novels

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

Why are you reposting that from the PC building thread on these forums?

Edit: it's mildly funny if you're a big nerd because that isn't the motherboard power port and the very slightly bent pin will never be used anyway as it's for case intrusion detection, but if you're new to PC building it makes sense to check

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

BaronVonVaderham posted:

I love the pointless censorship of the word "twat" in the image caption.

It's very obviously a spoof article, from googling either from Brass Eye or the Day Today

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.
BBC news with cuttingly insightful journalism:

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.
Maybe I'm weird but I love Children of Men and have watched it frequently and show it to people who haven't heard of it. Am due a rewatch soon

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

Scratch Monkey posted:

He spent the money on the tattoo but not removal of the... thing?



as someone who grew up in rural england, lol

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

vdarknight posted:

She brought this up randomly whilst in the pub one day - still don't know why.

because that's absolutely the kind of chat that should be had at pubs

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.
Wrong thread jesus christ

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

freeedr posted:

Ok where did the joke about step siblings raping each other come from and why is that something to joke about

I mean good on you for having never been on a porn site in what the last 10 years or so I guess?

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Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

freeedr posted:

So I asked mainly because of the rape part and then like 100 people posted about the “incest” part and glossed over the rape part

I'm pretty sure you're the only one talking about rape here dude, the jokes are making fun of the ubiquity of the step brother/sister trope in porn these days, which while incredibly weird also overwhelmingly end up being very vanilla porn just with some ridiculous setup (of which the 'oh no help me I'm stuck wink wink' is another trope that has existed for years, long before the faux incest poo poo really took off)

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