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new friend from school
May 19, 2008

by Azathoth

I thought this said "trigger activated shotgun rounds" and was like no poo poo lol

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new friend from school
May 19, 2008

by Azathoth

Paladinus posted:

Actually, I work from home more often lately. But the couch is still there.

So, did your mom get the job?

new friend from school
May 19, 2008

by Azathoth

Leofish posted:

I hate it when she doesn't wash all the dishes.



:minnie:

new friend from school
May 19, 2008

by Azathoth

Wtf is a cyber kumpie?

new friend from school
May 19, 2008

by Azathoth

Definitely expected goatse at the bottom.

new friend from school
May 19, 2008

by Azathoth
It's a humorous picture book guide to colonoscopies, I imagine. "Gun" probably refers to the water jet built into most of them to blast away chunks of poop whenever they obscure the view.

new friend from school has a new favorite as of 02:38 on May 27, 2017

new friend from school
May 19, 2008

by Azathoth
I think the ad claims the product (a pill) puts glitter in the cummies, my man.

new friend from school
May 19, 2008

by Azathoth
Holy poo poo why
E: just read that screen cap too :wtf:

new friend from school
May 19, 2008

by Azathoth

Wilford Cutlery posted:

Looks like he arrived of his own accord

Thanks for the Insight

e:fb :argh:

new friend from school
May 19, 2008

by Azathoth

All cats are autistic.

new friend from school
May 19, 2008

by Azathoth

Yeah, blessed are the meek who can afford a $2000 ARX-100 somehow

new friend from school has a new favorite as of 17:50 on Aug 2, 2017

new friend from school
May 19, 2008

by Azathoth

Thanks, I've been looking for something like this since yesterday!

new friend from school
May 19, 2008

by Azathoth

Inspired by trenbolone, judging by those traps and shoulders

new friend from school
May 19, 2008

by Azathoth

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I'm pretty sure that ye olde timey playgrounds were deliberately designed to weed out the weaker, frailer kids in order to keep the bloodlines strong or something








These remind me of Marine Corps boot camp lol
Survival of the fittest indeed

new friend from school
May 19, 2008

by Azathoth
smoke.weed.everyday is exactly where you'd expect

new friend from school
May 19, 2008

by Azathoth

Came here to post this

new friend from school
May 19, 2008

by Azathoth

zoux posted:

One weird trick



At first glance, I was certain that bumper sticker read TRIPLECUCKS.com

new friend from school has a new favorite as of 18:09 on Sep 5, 2017

new friend from school
May 19, 2008

by Azathoth

Inescapable Duck posted:

I want to visit the Evil Saloon for Men. Is a black hat mandatory?

It's supposed to be "Eifel." Transliteration to Arabic and back to Latin does this. The "Porn" store is supposed to be "Born."

Mezzanine posted:

Protip right here. Wish I'd known about those connectors before, I hate vital information about the car being right there and not having access to it.

Nowadays it's even cheaper/easier because you can buy a Bluetooth OBDII dongle and use your phone as the scanner. Ask about this in AI.

new friend from school has a new favorite as of 12:52 on Sep 15, 2017

new friend from school
May 19, 2008

by Azathoth

cumtrails are real and are spraying the gay agenda across our skies

new friend from school has a new favorite as of 18:54 on Nov 17, 2017

new friend from school
May 19, 2008

by Azathoth
It was supposed to be “Eiffel”
Silly mistransliteration, probably ended up that way because Arabic doesn’t do double F’s

new friend from school
May 19, 2008

by Azathoth

Solice Kirsk posted:

As one of those mp3.com-era industrial bands we all loved him too. I know he and one of the bands we used to hang out with worked together on some actual remixes and stuff, but I never got to meet the guy. I still remember the first time I saw KOMPRESSOR posted here and couldn't believe anyone else had heard of him.

There used to be this “internet radio” jukebox thing strictly for industrial music called stoic radio or something like that. When I was 16 or so, I used to go on there and anonymously request various KOMPRESSOR tracks one after another, just to watch everyone in the chat get mad as hell after a while (and also because I liked KOMPRESSOR).

new friend from school
May 19, 2008

by Azathoth
Just copy the link as text and send it to whomever in an IM or SMS or e-mail? You could also paste it into Notepad and print it out and hand deliver it.

new friend from school
May 19, 2008

by Azathoth

Guy Goodbody posted:

I'd also like to point out that the American dating system is better. How would you say the date aloud? That's right, you'd say May sixth, 2018. 5/6/2018. month/day/year. Only weirdos would say "The sixth of May, 2018".

That’s not even how you say it, you loving nerd.
It’s “Sunday, the sixth day of May in the year of our Lord two thousand and 18” and anyone who doesn’t write that as “6 May 2018” can go drown in a river.

new friend from school
May 19, 2008

by Azathoth

new friend from school
May 19, 2008

by Azathoth
I used Series of Tubes for a few years. Now I call it A LAN Before Time.

new friend from school
May 19, 2008

by Azathoth

Who What Now posted:

Gen Z arent old enough to make dank enough memes yet

About half the people pursuing undergraduate degrees right now are gen z lol
Most goons are millennials, millennials are old now

new friend from school
May 19, 2008

by Azathoth
At first glance I thought those were car batteries and found myself wondering why they’re not in the ocean.

new friend from school
May 19, 2008

by Azathoth

Leon Sumbitches posted:

I was fine until we got to Architects. gently caress, guess I'm going to hell for designing buildings then!

They’re picking on architects but not attorneys lmao

new friend from school
May 19, 2008

by Azathoth

BillyC posted:

Lmao we ended up with the lamest dystopia

That can design’s been out for like a decade now, maybe longer.

new friend from school
May 19, 2008

by Azathoth

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

this post is fake :rolleyes:



they built a monument to my mixtape

new friend from school
May 19, 2008

by Azathoth

xtal posted:

Where do you move when where you're moving from is yourself? :banjo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZe5J8SVCYQ

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new friend from school
May 19, 2008

by Azathoth

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