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Johnny Aztec posted:butts to butts I laughed so hard at this that I sprayed cranberry juice all over my monitor. A+++ would do business again
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Hoyt knew what the masses appreciated: a brawl during a funeral procession! Yeah. The goths always hated the band geeks in my high school. Band geeks were such preppies.
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whiteyfats posted:Hey, Achewood, suckin' poo poo as usual. I'll take horse dicks over the wrongness of this opinion. But here's a funny picture for the topic: 
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Pastry of the Year posted:He's now also claiming to be a hilarious edgy Twitter comedian working on the next level: I'm not sure if his post applies to me. I know I'm not a humorless people-you, but I think I might be a haters troll.
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Erebus posted:his track with the Enema Man was fire I could see how "enema" would sneak into this guy's everyday dialogue, but you would think that a neocon wouldn't have any trouble with the word "snoop."
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Mar 25, 2017 23:44
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Screaming Idiot posted:"Liberals hated the god-emperor, tried to hate on him, got their fake history banned. Sad!" That Bene Geserit witch Moahim is a nasty woman. Overweight and old. Sad! Fake news out of House Corrino talks about my Museum Fremen. Haters! Theilaxu Facedancers wiretapped Arrakeen. Blatantly illegal, and affront against god (me).
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Welp, that does it for the the next ten years worth of D&D character names for me. Thanks, Key and Peele!
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:L'Carpetron Jr. casts Abyssal Portal. Tyroil Smoochie-Wallace: CG Halfling Rogue D'Squarius Green Jr.: TN Elven Ranger Jackmerius Tacktheratrix: LN Tiefling Paladin L'Carpetron Dookmarriot: LG Dwarven Cleric I could do this basically forever. I'll stop. I'm so sorry.
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Aston posted:Even if he wins the popular vote they'll declare David Attenborough the true victor My wife loves nature documentaries on Netflix, particularly the ones hosted by David Attenborough. I refuse to call him anything other than Sir Boaty McBoatface. It's the only thing I can do to right such a terrible wrong.
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im pooping! posted:i havent tested it personally but read this But is there time-lapse footage of this on Youtube? I.... I'm asking for a friend.
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See, this is why I gently caress up everyone's names evenly at the start of a semester. I even tell the students before the first roll call, "I am going to butcher some names here, so I apologize in advance for what is about to happen." Edit: Also, so apparently no one is going to mention how awesome and funny the name "Cnut" is? Railing Kill has a new favorite as of 19:50 on Apr 27, 2017 |
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Kennel posted:Can I get this narrated by Werner Herzog? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWH_9VRWn8Y
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Phlegmish posted:Mushroom cheese girl does not sound appealing, but I'll take what I can get. Please, please. It's "mashroom cheese girl." That changes everything.
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SantaJesus posted:Thanks for saving us TrickyBikkie. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ne0RrK5qJ-k "The west coast is the better of the two coasts. We don't like the east coast."
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When the answer to, "Do I want whiskey, or industrial solvent?" is, "Surprise me!"
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The neural network stuff is amazing, and is reminding me of RoboRosewater: https://twitter.com/RoboRosewater/status/864546742800220161 https://twitter.com/RoboRosewater/status/858715963319078912 https://twitter.com/RoboRosewater/status/856231981016915968 
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yaffle posted:I work in an elementary school library. 2nd grade boys would literally fight each other to check out this book. I know kids books aren't necessarily Shakespeare, but why the gently caress is a book about a farting video game character in a school library?
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sick of Applebees posted:Yeah why would you write about things that interest kids to get kids reading?! Are you white knighting a book about a farting video game character? jfc
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yaffle posted:https://www.amazon.com/s/ref=sr_nr_n_0?fst=as%3Aoff&rh=n%3A283155%2Cn%3A4%2Ck%3Afart&keywords=fart&ie=UTF8&qid=1496627612&rnid=1000 Yep, books about farts sure do exist. No argument here. But I still don't think it's a prudish opinion to say that most of these are a waste of space in a fuckin library.
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Guy Goodbody posted:You know who else thought he should get to decide what books shouldn't be allowed in libraries? Mods, please change my name to Fart Book Hitler. tia
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Hyperlynx posted:You really don't know anything about kids, do you? I have a three year old, and I understand that kids like goofy poo poo. I just don't think it's a controversial opinion to say that the adults in charge of a school library can probably pick better books than one about a farting video game character, even if they pick other goofy poo poo. It's not just that it has farts in it. It's that it's clearly just farts and it's lovely (pun totally intended) all around. That's why it was posted in the first place. It's stunning that there's people getting on my case about not appreciating *~fart jokes~*, but the joke in the first place was, "This book is hot garbage." "I didn't ask Lafayette to come here to save us, George. He's bringing French WHOORES with him." Yep. Checks out.
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PCOS Bill posted:Land is cheap across most of the world. The places goons want to live are the exception, not the rule. The land up in The County is still cheap in 2017 because it's well and truly in the middle of buttfuck nowhere. Most of The County is literally three hours from anywhere you can buy anything. Dude lived in the middle of hundreds of miles of virgin forest. Going out of his way to state that he had all of his teeth was not a mistake.  My point is, it's not a simple case of "people don't want to commute  " and is more of a case of "holy poo poo my closest neighbor is 40 miles away and is an insane survivalist."
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Mustached5thGrader posted:Nah, not really This just makes it seem like it's easy to steal unfunny jokes, accidentally or deliberately. Some of these were close, and some of them were a reach, but none of them were clever. Like, the joke about asian eyes looking "sleepy" has to be at least 100 years old. It's not hard to stumble into jokes that anyone's dumb uncle could make up on the fly. 
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Spectral Werewolf posted:Didn't have the proper converter. Oh good. Now I can stream things directly to my TV. 
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BlankIsBeautiful posted:That comic has a definite "Weapon Brown" feel about it. This looks rad. Thanks for the link!
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Intrinsic Field Marshal posted:Because of the 9/11 attacks, the episode "The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson" was pulled from syndication, as the episode centered on Homer waiting by the Twin Towers of the World Trade Center. When the episode returned from being banned, some prints cut out all the scenes of Homer at the Twin Towers, making the episode incoherent and very short. Other syndicated prints just edit out the line, "Sorry, they stick all the jerks in Tower One" and cut out the part where after Homer finally finds a bathroom in the second tower, he screams after seeing his car get towed (though that may have been a typical syndication cut — the kind where parts considered superfluous or too long are cut to make room for commercials). The original uncut episode is on the season nine DVD (with commentary from the writers on how the episode is now in bad taste thanks to 9/11, but it still has its moments that have stood the test of time). In the United Kingdom, this episode was planned to air on BBC Two for the first time on 28 September 2001, but ultimately was never shown on the BBC at all. Channel 4 (who won the rights to terrestrial broadcasts of the show from the BBC) and Sky One have both broadcast a censored version that removes as much of the Twin Towers as possible. That's one of my favorite episodes.   "How frightfully rude. I certainly hope someone stabs him in the eye."
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Aww. Can't it be both?
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Gorilla Salad posted:Jesus gently caress that's terrifying ITT, that scene in The Wastelands when Jake says to Roland, "The children in the drawing aren't laughing. They're screaming." Blaine is a pain ITT.
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honda whisperer posted:Russian anti tank dogs Some of the primary source stuff we have from the Eastern Front has some pretty sick gallows humor about this. Like after Stalingrad, Red Army guys distributed fake "instructional pamphlets" that parodied the obtuse bullshit they got from High Command. They said things like: "We are about to enter German territory, so among other things, there is no longer any need to shoot every dog you see. German dogs do not explode. This is normal and to be expected." The Germany Army had similarly black humor, having recently been punched in the dick at Stalingrad.
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spog posted:'Bugs Bunny Nips The Nips' - guess how racially sensitive it is. Is it.... a lot?  Also: Lois Lane could never bear Superman's seed. He'd blow a load like a shotgun blast right through the back of her. Wonder Woman is the only woman strong enough to bear his seed, unless he wore a Kryptonite condom... but that would kill him.  (apologies to anyone who hasn't seen Mallrats)
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:It's a meme thing "Greetings, fellow MillennialsTM! I hear you like the internet, and... human jokes. Boy, do I have something for you! In conclusion: BazingaTM!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tvp97SMZc6M
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AKA Pseudonym posted:Here's a real one from Donald Sterling back when he was suing everybody over the sale of the Lakers 
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*runs in, breathless* When I was seven we got a puppy for Christmas. It was a golden retriever/Samoyed cross, so my sister rightly wanted to name him Falco after the white dragon from The Never Ending Story. It was a perfect name. I won the coin toss to name the puppy though. I named him Waldo, after the books I had been into for a few months. Little kids are dumb as hell.
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The Bloop posted:That was Falkor. Falco is the bird guy from Star Fox. Sounds right. I haven't seen TNS in 25 years, so yeah.
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Randaconda posted:That's a blast from the past.  "All of my friends from 'Nam are dead." "Its ok. they're in heaven now." "Yeah. Yeah. Well, not Giaccomo. Smoked hash out of a human skull. He's definitely in hell. But otherwise, yeah."poo poo was funnier than it had any right to be, being a show about puppets making prank calls.
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Haven't thought about that show in years.