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Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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Splicer posted:

Well there's also the hand stuff hallway, the frottage deck, and the cuddle hold.

cuddle hold?

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Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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hawowanlawow posted:

a guy slapped his girlfriend's rear end, she pretended to faint, he dragged her into their apartment, she laughed

good heavens! an rear end slapping?

such depraved filth!

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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be sluts datum

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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it does feature a pussy spasm and screaming though

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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Scratch Monkey posted:

I dunno what's Uppsala with you?

https://i.imgur.com/8xeNO7Y.mp4

"We all know what's going on in this video. The kids don't know but we do."

thats one elaborate wanking machine

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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Infinitum posted:

Mods please rename me Lil Extra Chip Action

needs a gobbledok av to go with it

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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Roblo posted:

Do they have to be Japanese? Cos I've got those other two criteria nailed.

are your genitals naturally pixelated? from the historical documents i've seen the japanese have naturally pixelated genitals

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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you make fun of him for getting an education?

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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Hook!

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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beachcomber i need the chemicals

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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Bug Squash posted:

You what what actually does have 100% of the nutrients required by a human body?

cum?

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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Thats one way to clean your pipes

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Some beach bro's start kicking sand around and asserting their dominance.

https://i.imgur.com/41U78iP.mp4

I could take them on

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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Is Supermans ejaculate faster than a speeding locomotive?

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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Mr Havafap posted:

https://twitter.com/EtienneKlein/status/1553765864553472003
Picture of Proxima Centauri, the closest star to the sun at 4,2 light years from us. Taken by the JWST. That level of details.. a new world is revealed day by day.

Read more

Sagan already talked about this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZP7K9SycELA

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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Smythe posted:

whats the spiciest mustard i can order in the united states. colemans is nothging to me. i loving love mustard. this for hot dog. ADVANCED hot dog. thank you

There a course you can take on advanced hotdogging?

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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So someone tested that right? To get all that information? What happened to that person?

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Oh absolutely. You could pedal the wheels, change gears, turn the handlebars, and work the breaks just like you could on Earth

Horn wont work though or a bell

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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OwlFancier posted:

I still have no idea what kind of creature it's supposed to be.

taco

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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Getting a handy in the back of the minion ambulance

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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Bloody Hedgehog posted:

When shopping for an office chair, make sure your chair has these options:




you sound like someone without a stable tiay

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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i think that tall guy is Rasputin

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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Can't they just drive in a different direction than everyone else to get to the road?

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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BiggerBoat posted:

These have come up in the tech nightmares thread too. I have a real ax to grind with these stupid doors.

Where is the tech nightmares thread? I need something else to read during work

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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Scratch Monkey posted:

Guys is holding your wife’s hand gay?

That's how you get cooties!

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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Chitin posted:

I would call that the definition of a "difficult to repeat action" unless everyone on set wants to wait an hour for a very disappointing second take of the money shot.

stunt cum

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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Large Testicles posted:

Aren't you then just putting the wet side on the inside, getting your shirt and poo poo wet?

why is your poo poo so close to your shirt?

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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oldpainless posted:

I prefer physical media mostly. I wish the forums were much more letters we sent to each other.

Sending each other goaste through dot matrix fax machines, it takes half an hour for it to print but you can figure out what it is by the ten minute mark

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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Fin... germ? No more germ!

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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OwlFancier posted:

I believe you shove it up the arse of the dead deer and use it to pull the innards out. That's why it has the barbs at the end.

gotta make sure theres no junk in the arse before you gently caress it

the barbs also pull out any other hunters sperm, just like a cats penis

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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Whooping Crabs posted:

One of the grossest posts I've ever read, congrats

:tipshat:

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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cant park there mate

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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Hollandia posted:

The Men Who Stare At Goatse

Reading entrails for the modern age

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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Goddammit thread now i want a Milky Way.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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Scratch Monkey posted:

You guys have a lot of strong opinions about shorty chain junk food. You realize that it’s all just engineered food-like products made specifically to appeal by delivering salt, fat, and sugar in slightly different combinations, right?

The same could be said for all food

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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Dewgy posted:

What is a ham? A miserable little pile of secrets!

I was hoping someone got the joke

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Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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:actually: Halloween is Irish

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