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Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Holy crap those dudes are awesome

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Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

bike tory posted:


(Yes you should hesitate)

Missed the chance to call it VERY BAD MOVIE

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Jerry Cotton posted:

I subscribed to one of those Youtube channels and I think it might have killed me and now I'm posting from hell.



Checks out

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

BOOTY-ADE posted:

Assless chaps in the classic blaze orange

#AllChapsAreAssless

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Last Chance posted:

I don't know how anyone can finish watching any of those videos let alone actually admitting to liking them without wilting into a puddle of shame

You heard him. It was “ironic”

Next ironic rap genre: mumble chap-house

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Memento posted:

I don't think that's Thom Yorke but he's definitely questioning the nature of his reality.

It’s Liam McPoyle

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Trig Discipline posted:

UGH THIS WAS THE WORST 911 EVER

By Sufjan Stevens

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Also Tom Selleck was offered the role of Indiana Jones before it went to Harrison Ford so he nearly got to play the inspiration for both of the Rescue Ranger chipmunks.

I had read that he was offered the role just about the time that Magnum PI had started shooting and if he had taken Raiders the whole production crew would have sort of been left jobless, so he felt the right thing to do would be to stay with Magnum. That was a really noble thing to do, and I think in the end the better option for Selleck.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Anyone who thinks Sheetz is better than Wawa is a damned fool. Also screw Utz, Herrs is where it’s at

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
That stuff is yummy. I buy it at IKEA

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Lakedaimon posted:

Im pretty sure im one of like 9 people who actually saw that movie in the theater

Ooh ooh I did too. Loved it then and still love it. Totally underrated classic

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Samuringa posted:

Someone will come in complaining that Tweets aren't pictures but gently caress them, this is a stellar joke

idgi

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Anime is dumb and anyone who enjoys it should feel deep shame

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Brazilianpeanutwar posted:

I have Acchalasia and i never even knew thickened water exists,interesting to hear about it though.



Down with the clown 365/24/7

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Dad Ribs So What

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Mezzanine posted:

He went on to elaborate on his promise to "put a firewall around them lebbos"

Is there a lot of immigration to Australia from Lebanon or something?

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

I guess Kim has entered her “slutty rented arm candy for a Columbia coke lord in an 80s action movie” phase

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
“Italian fascist destroys collection of media deemed ‘degenerate’” Milan - 1937

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Guy Goodbody posted:

professional darts and snooker players are the greatest examples of modern British manhood.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvL-4Pm3Zmw

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

But it probably contains a little less cadmium

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

FactsAreUseless posted:

Not only do they have it, but Supernatural fandom invented it.

And then Supernatural the show made fun of it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ke6ekjknw64&t=63s

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Leon Sumbitches posted:

Saw the urban version of woods porn the other day, I'm calling it platform porn.


:nws:

:nws:


12 year old me would have called this the best day ever

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Forget it, Jake. It's Russia... town

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
What’s s “yard swiller”?

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
The Killing BY a Sacred Deer

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Guy Goodbody posted:

it's kind of a trip to watch a video of that guy and remember that millions of people think he's an important intellectual of our time



Dogs are so loving stupid

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Damnit she said MOUSE not RAT godDAMNIT you MORONS

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Phy posted:

This is only the second time I've ever heard of somebody named Fleance, and the first one was a character in Macbeth

Maybe it’s pronounced Fleancé like Beyoncé

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
I love that place they make the breast tea in the city

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

burexas.irom posted:

Try feeding them cinnamon spam, my doctor was speechless after I made him some

Did he HATE you for that one simple trick?

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

syscall girl posted:

I don't even know to what you are referring and yet I know that a lot of bad jokes were made about sagging pants on facebook. Not some dark icky corner of the web like SA but the premiere social network that your grandma uses. Cool, right?

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/mesa-police-shooting-daniel-shaver-seen-crawling-begging-in-disturbing-video/

Don’t worry the cop was found not guilty of murder

e;f;b

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Not even. I think that’s a Gallagher joke

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Also both figures should be much fatter

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

bike tory posted:

I know a lot of people will hate but these boomer memes are hilarious to me. I'm also a big fan of aggressively unfunny jokes so maybe that's why

They’re not so much boomer memes as they are old Indian couple memes

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
The first part makes sense but I’m not sure of the meaning of “What are you?”

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

FreudianSlippers posted:

We drink Jesus but Dracula drinks us.

Millhouse was right - reverse vampires

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Early Christians were convinced that Jesus was returning very soon to destroy the Romans and usher in the messianic age, so they were very into the idea that the afterworld was actually just this world only perfected. To that end they were careful about entombing their dead so that when that happened the bodies would still be around to be reborn into eternal life. Until then it was assumed that everyone’s souls went to Sheol, a place very much like the Ancient Greek underworld, to wait around for their return. Only after it became obvious that Christ wasn’t coming back any time soon did they start thinking of stories explaining where we go and what we do there after we die.

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Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Loooong loooong dooooooog

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