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Facebook Aunt posted:Feeling poor due to the decrease in real wages since the 70s? Buck up, chum, bread and circuses have never been a better deal. Your phone doubles as a Hawaiian honey cake?
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# ¿ Jun 26, 2017 11:55 |
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# ¿ May 11, 2024 13:07 |
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Don't doxx me
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2017 16:50 |
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mds2 posted:My brother-in-law's neighbor did this a few years ago. I didn't see it happen, but I saw the aftermath. Idiot. He filmed his deck? What an absolute madman!
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2017 13:40 |
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A poor sequel to the lemon whore video.
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2017 23:06 |
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Wheat Loaf posted:Fun fact: this isn't out until next year and there's already talk about how it'll be another shared movie universe along with Hitman, Deus Ex, Just Cause and Thief. Oh yeah, the middle ages steam punk thief will fit right in with a futuristic cyber CIA agent.
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# ¿ Sep 21, 2017 11:44 |
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Is this pornography???
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2017 10:34 |
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DandyLion posted:The best part is McConnell is unchanged. That algorithm was made to change human faces, not turtles.
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2017 22:55 |
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Smart, take pictures of your murder victim burial place, and tell everybody it's a dollar store puppet.
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2017 23:05 |
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Fun fact, this is Andrei Tarkovsky on the set of his final movie, he was diagnosed with lung cancer immediately after finishing it. This fact wasn't as fun as I hoped for!
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2017 10:33 |
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Rascar Capac posted:
did you die?
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# ¿ Oct 17, 2017 16:15 |
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RagnarokAngel posted:140. But they doubled it to 280 recently. That was a mistake. Sounds a lot like you are asking for a character genocide.
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# ¿ Oct 18, 2017 12:20 |
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EmmyOk posted:I've seen this so many times and until now I've been thinking "why is there a meat cleaver on the beach" uh, so, what is it if not a meat cleaver?
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2017 23:29 |
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Kiss Kiss Bang Bang posted:It's been posted here before, but drat this thing is long, can someone repost that crazy ceramic knife video? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdDD9ViRZz4
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2017 15:33 |
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Your Computer posted:IIRC the way these idiots "alkalise" their water is to add different acids. To them, it's a magic word kinda like "detoxify", it means whatever they want it to mean The way it's supposed to work is that acidic foods that have been metabolized produce alkalizing byproducts that reduce the acidity of fluids in your body. The problem is that this alkalizing effect at most influences the creation of urine, and has no influence whatsoever on blood. So if you are concerned about the pH of your piss, alkalizing diet is the way to go!
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# ¿ Oct 30, 2017 12:10 |
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I love that Loss is basically like the Garfield pipe strip, but unironically.
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# ¿ Dec 24, 2017 23:06 |
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Wheat Loaf posted:I was in Manchester a few months ago and saw one of those bus stop adverts which insinuated that milking a cow is essentially equivalent to rape; now, I don't drink milk, but I do like cheese, so I'm not sure how many degrees of guilt that gets me. Get a dairy cow and see how happy it gets when her udders swell and become painful after not milking her.
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# ¿ Dec 27, 2017 00:56 |
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Samuringa posted:It had its downs but I'll be damned if this entire sequence didn't make up for it Wow, this one second gif completely makes up for the billion dollars forever removed from human welfare creating potential.
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2018 01:28 |
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Jose Valasquez posted:Anti-fans are worse. RP1 was obnoxious at best but who the gently caress cares what other people like. If someone wants to listen to Nickelback while watching Jersey Shore when they are taking a break from reading Twilight who cares A 2005 reg date is wondering why people would mock others on SA forums.com
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2018 22:10 |
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The evacuee outfit is also tied to Narnia. E: gently caress
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2018 19:50 |
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"Let's get off this planet" is the ultimate version of the rich guy's immigration fantasy, where he leaves everybody to die in the country his class sucked dry, and moves into a beachfront house in the Caribbean. Except there are no beaches on Mars.
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# ¿ Feb 17, 2018 17:05 |
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Knormal posted:Better than this "The Humanity Star is intended to serve as a focal point for humanity as every single person on Earth will have the opportunity to see and experience it," the collective nightmare of a night sky with no perceptible objects is finally over
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2018 11:32 |
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For the manta ray in you.
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# ¿ Feb 19, 2018 15:57 |
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Phanatic posted:It's pretty wonderful. She identified what she needed to do to qualify and went out and did it. It's pretty impressive that despite years of constant racing, she resisted all temptation to improve.
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2018 17:36 |
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Cool, I remember the ads for Hulk Hogan Game Shoes.
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2018 16:22 |
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Guy Goodbody posted:You are spectacularly missing the point. Not everyone lives easy distance from a bakery. Not everyone wants to spend the spare time on a trip exclusively for bread, when they can get bread at any grocery store. But apparently they have enough time to go to their local Aborted Bread Emporium for the amazing savings there?
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2018 08:15 |
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doverhog posted:Ready Player One isn't high art or good science fiction, and it didn't seem like it was really intended as such either. It was fine light read to see what all the hype was about, entertaining like a Donald Duck comic would be. Don't besmirch the good name of Donald Duck, which is a cerebral, polished experience compared to loving RPO.
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2018 23:35 |
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Beachcomber posted:Donald's fine, but he'll never live up to his uncle. I don't know the name of this particular DD artist, but he's pretty much the only good comic author in recorded history.
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2018 23:45 |
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Cheshire Puss posted:I found it a moderately fun book, albeit with a writing style that screams of being self published and it contains about 6-8 eye rollingly awful rants by the protagonist/author that would be embarrassing to anyone that's not an angst ridden adolescent boy. Rest of the book is okay with some fun moments, but mostly fun in the "Haha, I understand MMO terminology and reading a story about them is novel" way. Thank you, poster "Trademark Cheshire Grin"
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2018 00:25 |
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zedprime posted:See also droughts ending and toads showing up going hell yeah what's up bros after people thought they wiped them out. Those toads were dear friends and trusted advisors of king Agamemnon, you doubting motherfucker
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2022 19:40 |
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im pooping! posted:there is right now a phone in my anus yeah... thanks for the vaccines, bill gates
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# ¿ Jan 15, 2022 15:30 |
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Eyy, im bein' unspeakable ova' 'ere!
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2022 23:48 |
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The Vatican guards used to be cooler
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2022 09:58 |
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Carthag Tuek posted:holy loly at the monkey jesus costume Stupid sexy van Gogh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxFppZJI3tw steinrokkan has a new favorite as of 10:37 on Mar 26, 2022 |
# ¿ Mar 26, 2022 10:34 |
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:Predator 2 is why i can't take X vs Predator matchups seriously (unless it's like Archie or something) because if a middle aged Danny Glover can kill a predator Batman sure as hell can The Predator in 2 was the equivalent of a fat aging middle manager in throes of a mid-life crisis going on a safari. The other predators are like thank God you killed that rear end in a top hat, now we can finally go home
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# ¿ May 24, 2022 09:00 |
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mdemone posted:Carl Weathers huckin a cannon the size of a Jeep around the forest, I'd pay to see it Predator Remake: It's like Werner Herzog's Fitzcarraldo, but instead of pushing a steamboat across a hill in the middle of a jungle, they are trying to drag along an A-10 Thunderbolt.
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# ¿ May 24, 2022 19:07 |
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Dr. Clockwork posted:Criminal trials can't be filmed, Of course they can https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rsn4UxSqr_M
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2022 19:13 |
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Hm, Hulk Hogan's Meat Socks
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2022 12:01 |
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Milo and POTUS posted:what sort of stupid rear end in a top hat doesn't like soup? It's a food of the people Soup is the opium of the masses, designed to trick you into feeling fed when in truth you mostly just drank some water, so that the fat cats can hoard all the real food for themselves.
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# ¿ Jun 10, 2022 09:12 |
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Thinking more along the lines of nick cave but your pressed the "randomise character" on accident.
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2022 09:24 |
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# ¿ May 11, 2024 13:07 |
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I make sure to tuck the drinking funnel all the way into my esophagus as i was taught
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2022 12:55 |