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CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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Quill posted:

Those are the cats shoes, for going outside during a finnish winter.

Ahh, so year rounders then.

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CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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gbut posted:

It's more of a "dumb immigrants" "joke".

I'm pretty sure the artist drew the crowd as multiracial specifically to avoid that being the joke

edit: Seems like it'd work with any combination of two languages really, I think seeing it as being at the expense of immigrants is reading a bit too much into a one panel newspaper comic

Here also for your consideration is a picture of a weird matchbox which you may find humorous

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CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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Baron von Eevl posted:


Another version of the joke, maybe a bit more mean-spirited, would have made the class an adult literacy class, "overcoming adult illiteracy" or something.

It's a bad joke and clumsily executed, but I think the joke is "someone didn't think that through" and not "dumb loving foreigners can't even read gud."

This is what the Far Side would've done and why it is the superior "humans are dumb cattle" comic

edit:



Close enough!

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CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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Thump! posted:

Is that how people get rubber dog cocks out of them so easily? Them bastards have the knot right in the middle, right?

Yes, they do in fact knot a rope around their dildo so that it can successfully navigate the labyrinth. No word on how they manage to defeat the minotaur.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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Biplane posted:

Al Queda and Bin Laden were blameless all along.. holy poo poo

Post... Username... Combo?? I can't tell anymore

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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Milo and POTUS posted:

They're gonna cut them off

"Sir, I think you've had enough, I'm gonna need to see your keys."
"Sure thing, lemme just check... nope... nope... nope... nope... nope... nope... nope... nope... nope.. nope... nope... nope..."

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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Yeah! Thanks to the webp format, it's too annoying to quickly do so anymore! The future is now?? :confuoot:

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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PubicMice posted:

I still don't get it

Someone opened a localized wormhole to the dimension of infinite #1 dads

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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Other people

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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HP Lovecraft wrote that one, I think.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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Data Graham posted:

Would have been hilarious if they'd finished it along the original angle. would have been like a traffic cone

Hosting a party in the capstone of my new pyramid and there's just not enough personal space. LOTS of room for our animal headdresses though.

Edit: picturing hosting a patio party but you invite too many guests and the deck collapses, but a pyramid

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CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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Tom Scott's video on the Scunthorpe Problem has the greatest self-demonstrating thumbnail

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcZdwX4noCE

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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Despite the hilarity it is a real problem though. In Dark Souls 2 you can't name your character "Knight" despite it being one of the starting classes, it shows up as K***ht for... well... obvious but not helpful reasons.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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Wheeler W Wetherby posted:

$29.99: slop for the plebs
$30: good enough for lunch
30: you can take a date here

This is closer to reality imo. At least in America. What's a Jimmy John's sandwich think it's doing costing 20 dollars.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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Scratch Monkey posted:

Wtf is a phoon?

That's just what overriding zblock looks like in motion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNvDUO42Hys&t=29s

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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Scratch Monkey posted:

Wtf is a phoon?

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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TotalLossBrain posted:

A spoon and a phork ?

Yeah like how tubby guys call themselves phat.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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_______/


found Mr. Moseby's reddit account

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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Pasketti posted:

I still call it the PRINDL because of that episode all these years later...

When you drive do you bump the stereo to AMMMMMM or FUMMMMMM?

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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Brenda Song owned in The Quarry, one of the best characters in that game. She's still vibin out there.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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I've got no Tim for any of that. Anyone got one I can borrow?

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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LOL, you got me

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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Hardcore artist and philosopher T.P. Rollins always has you covered

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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John Lee posted:

You know, I always felt like Stephen King was rad, and what I felt resonated most was the panicky internal monologue of people undergoing immense stress - the unrelated intrusive thoughts, the repetitive phrases or songs, the building up of anxiety to a strong crescendo. I know other people are not into that at all, but I like it a lot.

Anyways, I also have the autism and starting reading at a young age, so ???

With you on that. King is uncommonly good at writing stream-of-consciousness narration or internal monologue. And having there actually be a point to it instead of just rambling.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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+bind "g" sv_cheats 1; toggle noclip

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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Love that the example pic is distressingly oriented to look like it's about to spill all the f over you.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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Critically important to the ensemble to have the white gloves and he nailed it

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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He's rounded

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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The way the rear end-sphere puffs up before performing very weak attacks reminds me of a frog's defense in nature

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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Cartoon Man posted:

Love the bonus cameo from Liquid Snake at the end.

Liquid Snake? Master Miller Splinter, what are you talking about?

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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Dick... wit?

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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The weather channel website will often read 'cataclysmic snowstorms are coming, and how to prepare for them' and then you click on it and the headline on the next page says 'cataclysmic snowstorms are coming... In the Balkans, dummy!! Sike!!'

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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Wells Fargo -> We're Felons is so fuckin' good

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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I've got bad news for you my friend, I'm sorry but you must know: Horses cannot talk at all.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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loved that game as a kid

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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Yeah aren't there ones that do an armadillo and go into a ball and then ones that just pull a gymnast somersault? Either way they're friendly curious bugs and I'd answer a census regarding one. Mark me down, sir.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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bunnyofdoom posted:

The stomped one shakes it off and hops away. Then the stomper will hop over and groom the victim fir apology

Thank you for your expertise!

no offense to bunnies but i would like to see it happen, it would be very cute.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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When you wanted gummy worms at the movie theater but all they had was milk duds

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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domhal posted:

Same flavour of English



Could only have been ghostwritten by the literary master Charlie Kelly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ekqm-EUItGE

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CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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I do a 180 and walk into the installation backwards, op

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