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Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Gorilla Salad posted:

No, Edmund II, though the account is disputed.

Wasn't that reputed to be a red hot spear/bar to boot? But yeah, it's as likely as that one king who drowned in a barrel if wine.

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Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



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Romanes eunt domnes.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Subjunctive posted:

An elongated pastry.

What, you mean a really big shrimp?

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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Fried Watermelon posted:

Kanye looks so sad

Don't know why, I think it'd be cool to have your own clone.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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Hippie Hedgehog posted:

You're posting in the wrong thread then, champ.

(Please stop posting your opinions on Amy Schumer. Nobody cares.)



The glasses are upside down. That's cute.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻




Ah, the drinking set of the Confirmed Bachelor.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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Ah, a scene from the upcoming, modern-day setting remake of 'Ol' Yeller'.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Elias_Maluco posted:

That aint funny but those are really some handsome rabbits



Modernising the 'live by the sword, die by the sword' proverb, huh?

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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The end goal of communism!

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



syscall girl posted:

I was gonna say "gently caress you" but Alien Resurrection happened so



I can see it

Alternatively consider the guy who played Swan in the Warriors being Sigourney Weaver's doppelganger.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻




If there is not a scene of the Jezza-alike awkwardly high-fiving someone in the boob, then there was absolutely no point in this being made.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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Yeah, but what if it was hovering over a treadmill, huh?

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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Besides, the Emperor needs to be a Turk.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



PCOS Bill posted:


But why do men do the bad poo poo?


Women!

You might want to get that Tourette's seen to.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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...I don't get it?

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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Honj Steak posted:

You don't need to explain why voting for marriage equality is a good thing.

Well, yeah.

But I was wondering what specifically was funny.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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OK lizard, get my child to school and make it very quick while you do so!

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Could've been worse. They could have called the soldiers PCOS Bill.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Booger Presley posted:

So just rub goons on your hair?

Nah. the fats and oils are supposed to be refined.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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Thumbs up from me.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻




What is this?! A Hajj for ants?!

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

This mask showed up as an ad for me. The description is...not entirely accurate.

:nws:Click if you dare:nws:

Christ, what an assho-

Wait.

Wait, nevermind.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:

T]bn/phmh mm
b. m mm m
B Y.


M

I told my brother that buying an account for his youngest was a bad idea!

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻




It's a blend... It's got wool...

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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Previously I just thought Minnie was slightly loopy...

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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I'm the guy firing a crossbow at... nothing.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



'Oh no! I've been shat!'

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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Powaqoatse posted:

what if a cat is really fat and has a human face and body and sits in a chair

GARFIELD!

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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Trying to think of a pun to go with this, but I got nothing.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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Tasteful Dickpic posted:

He's also boxed with the Dalai Lama.

And gone yeti-hunting. And boarded and then out-drunk the crew of a Russian submarine.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Laterite posted:

Geddy Lee has really let himself go since Rush went into retirement.

The man looks like an anthropomorphized elephant seal.

If it let itself go.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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The Bloop posted:

A circular saw would be a lot more practical.

Give Thor a gun.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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Pocket Billiards posted:

Do they share a mother?

:golfclap:

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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Puss in Bots

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Picnic Princess posted:

Heteros are jerks

No, they're cissies.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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Wow, the Lollipop Guild got hella mean later on.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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null_pointer posted:

Jesus Christ I'm a moron. Maybe I should join the Polce

Whop Whop, that's the sound of the Polce.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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Seriously? Nobody went 'A quack on Titan' yet?

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻




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Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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Marcade posted:

Poor Aeschylus, thought of turtles and died.

:golfclap:

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