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Mokotow
Apr 16, 2012

:sickos: Loves me some pig snout

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Mokotow
Apr 16, 2012


I guess it’s not surprising it says “don’t walk on the fish”.

Mokotow
Apr 16, 2012


This looks great.

Mokotow
Apr 16, 2012

Bees?

Mokotow
Apr 16, 2012

It’s the swan neck you need to worry about, fuckers whip em around and hit you with their heads.

Mokotow
Apr 16, 2012

Why egg?

Mokotow
Apr 16, 2012

Data Graham posted:

It’s one egg Michael, what could it cost?

CHANGE MY MIND

Perfect meme joining, 10/10

Mokotow
Apr 16, 2012

God all I remember from that music period is all the bass players detuning so low you couldn’t actually hear them (not like Jason Newsted, no). I don’t think I heard a single Fieldy lick ever, but my dog has I’m sure.

Mokotow
Apr 16, 2012


Same :nsallears:

Mokotow
Apr 16, 2012

freeedr posted:

Last time my wife had been out of town I shot off a wiener wiggler that looked like a snake and crashed through the headboard. Felt like my tackle was stomped by a shire horse

Felt like giving dickbirth

Am I having a stroke

Mokotow
Apr 16, 2012


Don’t think getting a few million of these out of my dick every time I nut would be worth the excruciating pain tbh

Mokotow
Apr 16, 2012

As mentioned above, this is for people who will smoke anyway.

Now, if you find yourself in a 737 with ashtrays in the hand rests…

Mokotow
Apr 16, 2012


Yes Baphomet it shall be as you wish

Edit: inglip summoned

Mokotow has a new favorite as of 20:39 on Nov 7, 2023

Mokotow
Apr 16, 2012

Mauser posted:

it's less impressive in the cold?

I’ll say, it disappeared!

Mokotow
Apr 16, 2012

Just broken by laughter. Bursting at the seams.

Mokotow
Apr 16, 2012

dog nougat posted:

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What is it with Americans , anal obsessions and huge wieners on wheels :shrug:

Mokotow
Apr 16, 2012

Dameius posted:

That is the world's least functional belt.

Would be a cool Diablo IV boss

Mokotow
Apr 16, 2012


Cuts off just at the perfect moment

Mokotow
Apr 16, 2012

How do we make babby then

Mokotow
Apr 16, 2012

What a happy pig!

Mokotow
Apr 16, 2012

This thread title is making me so loving uneasy

Mokotow
Apr 16, 2012

It’s a completely non-sexual video of a woman and it took goons 5 posts to sexualize it

Mokotow
Apr 16, 2012

mobby_6kl posted:

Five pots? Yeah we're aren't what we used to be :(

We are are not indeed!

Mokotow
Apr 16, 2012

Steely poo poo lol am i rite

Mokotow
Apr 16, 2012

root beer posted:

I missed this whole discussion because I had to put in an extra day at work

:hai:
My daughter, who is 11, got into Queen when she was little because of the scene in Shaun of the Dead where they’re fighting the owner of the Winchester to “Don’t Stop Me Now”, and we played more for her. We also played a lot of older stuff for her when she was just a baby/toddler, Bowie, Prince, Tears For Fears, and to bring it back to this discussion, the bands from Yacht Rock. She loves Fleetwood Mac’s “The Chain”.

Last week, when we were grocery shopping, “Sledgehammer” started playing. She asked us, “is that the same guy who did the Biko song?” I was floored, because we’ve only played that song like once for her, it wasn’t even recently. I myself have only heard it once on the radio, when my favorite station was dying in ‘99. She later told us she has to do a biography for Black History Month and said she wanted to pick Stephen Biko. We appreciated the sentiment, but I’m not sure her teachers would just yet…

Anyway:



That’s amazing, though a closer scrutiny of Sledgehammer lyrics might bring up some questions sooner rather than later

Mokotow
Apr 16, 2012


Louis Cole is a gift from gods

Mokotow
Apr 16, 2012

Phlegmish posted:

One thing, I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
Documents in my inbox keep piling up

One thing, I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
Documents in my inbox keep piling high

its right there

Mokotow
Apr 16, 2012




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Mokotow
Apr 16, 2012

Scratch Monkey posted:

Gender reveals are stupid as hell but I had to laugh at this one

https://i.imgur.com/Z6GSed3.mp4

At least nothing caught fire

That's how I imagine 80% of life in the US is.

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