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Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Aleph Null posted:

I thought the "sink plunger" was fine for older style toilets, like much older style. It's only the toilets with the keyhole shaped drains that need the other one.

Doesn't matter though. I've always needed this one.


Missed opportunity to have a "shoot the poo poo" joke in the copy.

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Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Jedrick posted:

Yo, I appreciated the poo poo out of this.

Anyhoo,



I unironically want to buy this.

Also I too wanna see that dog

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
Also the Willow sequels were co-written by Chris Clairemont, the comics writer.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Read this before and still laughed hard

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

RolandTower posted:

Yeah the extra-lovely thing is that they obviously would have installed these things regardless of minimum wage, because 1: the computer works for free which is less than any minimum wage and 2: they're more efficient and customers generally prefer them.

So the employees were going to get hosed no matter what, but now the assholes can create a narrative of "well it's really their own fault for demanding enough money to live on without using food stamps."

:911:

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Yup, those sure are blockbuster movies currently in the theater.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Hot Smart ARYAN Girl posted:

They were all out within four years of each other. When you get older you will realize that four years is not a very long time.

I know they are targeted towards children, that is why I assumed goons would be excited about them.

Have you ever even been near a physical theater? No movie has ever in the last 40 years been held over one year, let alone four. No wonder everyone was clueless about your "funny" post about a marquee displaying remakes for films so broadly apart, one having been originally released in the west on home video...

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

PaulBearer posted:

How about washing it once in a while?



So, they changed the game for English audiences? I remember years ago Seanbaby writing about this game, but the Japanese version had you ramming a novelty finger up their butts.

Regarding woods porn talk, I was born in 80, and I had my experience in like, 3rd grade. I was at my best friend's apartment, and the slightly older neighbor kid found some in the woods behind their building. It was some 4 page insert from a Hustler called "Beaver Hunter" mostly filled with explicit ads for phone sex lines. One of these days I think I should buy a mag just to leave in the woods for the next generation.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Lime Tonics posted:

Fake American Names in a Japanese Baseball Game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oymWAeqv_-c

Not any dumber than your average actual PGA tournament roster.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
Late for the scripting of talk shows, but a couple years back my cousin was in the audience for Dr Oz. They were doing a segment where "real" people would have small problems and Oz would "prescribe" some over the counter holistic remedy for them to buy. One actor had to cancel, so they pulled my cousin on in their place, where they had her make up a story about having trouble sleeping at night. Dr. Oz had her try some weird nutmeg tea remedy. She ad-libbed that the tea "Tasted like Autumn in a Cup", and the producers loved it. She later told us all in person at thanksgiving that it tasted terrible. Well, that's my story, thanks for listening.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

RolandTower posted:

They should probably just do what Moses says before things get worse

Let my poopies go!

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

bunnyofdoom posted:

When you get trolled by a sign language speaking Gorilla is when you know your life has taken an odd turn.

What about the time koko threw a tantrum, ripped her sink off the hinges, and then claimed her kitten did it?

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Railing Kill posted:

Whatever excuse I need to eat a Choco Taco, it's done.

:wink:

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Facebook Aunt posted:

I like that the realtor also put a gently caress ton of outside shots before the interior. See? perfectly normal house. Normal yard. Normal neighbourhood. Normal bricks. Normal grass. Normal people just like you live here. You want to see the inside? Oh, yeah, it has an inside.

Yeah, I clicked the link to look for the funny before reading the rest of the thread:

"Huh, nothing strange about the description. Decent price, not haunted explicitly, neighborhood seems nice, let's look at the photos. Well, it seems structurally sound, maybe a bit small for my taste. Unattached garage and large driveway/parking area, that's actually kinda nice, let's see the inside, oh. oh no." :ccb:

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Who What Now posted:

Why would you watch this? Why would you keep it on hand on the off chance people mention Amy Schumer? Get a normal hobby, you goddamn weirdo.

Not everyone is a weird sperg that saves videos and memes "just in case" they become relevant in a conversation. I mean, search bars exist for a reason...

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

:drat:

I am sitting at dialysis and literally dropped my phone trying not to laugh at embarrassing levels at this.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

oldpainless posted:

Technically he wanted to be given a plan within 30 days that would destroy isis not that he had a plan that would destroy isis within 30 days

More like Oldplanless...

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

:vince:

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
I can't remember who it was, but he was a regular at least at the time to lp, so yes, he was mocking the madhouse that fanbase was at the time, not the forums.

Fun fact: I didn't read the DR thread, but because the paywall blocked all of LP, I finally got around to coughing up my :10bux: after lurking for like, 5 years.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
Blue Child being a shade of pink is amazing.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Croatoan posted:

It's pronounced gif.

Oh, well now I feel silly.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

:yeah:

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Just Offscreen posted:

Ron seems like a great guy but loving christ he has directed some real stinkers.

On the other hand, he was close with Lucas when the orig tridg were making the rounds...iirc he got Lucas to make him director on Willow as payment for the second American Graffiti film, the one nobody actually watched.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Sue Eastside posted:

He should.'ve went to Jared's!

Why, is the glory hole action there better?

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

wayfinder posted:

One of W&W's best kept secrets is that you gain about an inch to two of visible penis per 100lbs lost


edit: assuming you started out with a penis in the first place

Note to self, gain a few hundred pounds then lose it.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Elias_Maluco posted:

wtf is a echidna?

And why there are so many people obsessed with Sonic on the internet? Mario had more and better games and he never had this kind of weird famdom

As an answer to your second question-that's not fan art, it's from the official comic. Writer/artist Ken Penders is a very broken man.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Perestroika posted:

Wasn't this the cover that caused some guy at Sega to go "Wait, what the gently caress is going on with that comic?" before shutting the whole thing down?

I believe it at least led directly to Penders getting sacked, yes.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

I.C. posted:

These are all FUN pictures!

Well the dude in the third row mildly amused but not at all impressed in the first two pictures gave me a sensible chuckle...

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

It's a slow morning at work and I don't have much to do, so I googled this guy out of curiosity.

Turns out he's got an IMDB page.

That guy OBVIOUSLY wrote his own bio. Looking up his videos and well...they're something alright. Nightstalker especially is a pro-click video.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

a real bootleg of Metal Slug 1 apparently

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

mdemone posted:

Alright I'm always ashamed to do this, but: idgi

Same. I kept looking for like, a face in the bushes or something

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
I'm the guy who falls and gets trampled the very moment his shield touches the enemy line.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

syscall girl posted:

Al Gore and Tommy Lee Jones were also college roommates. They got along really well and apparently still do.



Troma co-founder Lloyd Kaufman was childhood friends with Oliver Stone and is actually who convinced him that movies were a cool thing to pursue. Stone has a cameo in Kaufman's first full length film, The Battle For Love's Return.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

"SOLD!" --designer of styrofoam cups.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

basalt posted:

Pedophilia describes an attraction to children; it in itself isn't criminal.

:raise:

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Spectral Werewolf posted:

Didn't have the proper converter.



I still am desperately curious to know what the intended purpose of this adapter is. Ruining your electronics?

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

sneakyfrog posted:

:colbert:

Civil forfeiture cracks me up everytime

It would for me too if the practice weren't a license for the police to steal anything they want whenever they want without reason that is often heavily abused.

...now I've made myself sad. :smith:

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

My Lovely Horse posted:

A girl I knew in school was infamous for sitting like that and for a while we all used to try and mimick it. Probably all gave ourselves long lasting ball damage.

I could do it back in High School myself. Then again, I was probably around 120lbs when wearing soaking wet clothing. I can still twist my foot around my leg at present dad-bod size, but I can't get it down on the ground like in the picture.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

CzarChasm posted:

What song is this? It's going to drive me crazy.

Couldn't tell you the name, but I'm like, 85% sure it's from the Initial D soundtrack. Because all those songs sound exactly like that.

Edit: Make that 100% VV

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Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Solice Kirsk posted:

Awwwww, he built a mini of his house. I wonder if he made little miniatures of him and his family that are just a little better looking and the furniture in it is just a little nicer.

In my head canon, he's about to smash it with that rock.

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