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Bates
Jun 15, 2006
I've never clogged a toilet. What the gently caress are you people eating?

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Jun 15, 2006

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

I don't know why McD's wasted however many millions creating these things. They just slow down the ordering process. They should've created an ordering app for phones, lets you create your order whenever/wherever you want, and then submit it and pick it up at the preferred time. Boom, simple

They probably want to sell to the 1/4 of people who still don't have a smartphone. And some people might go down the street to another place instead of fiddling around for an app.

Bates
Jun 15, 2006

System Metternich posted:

*dunno why it was Scandinavian, it's not like 1970s Germany was lacking in awkward porn flicks

But it's art, mutti! It's all in the dialogue trust me!

Bates
Jun 15, 2006

McPhearson posted:

The intended pronunciation is jiff like the peanut butter so if the developers wanted that then that's how I pronounce it. No matter how retarded that is.

If I knew anyone who cared about it I would pronounce it every wrong way possible all the time because gently caress you.

Bates
Jun 15, 2006

Solice Kirsk posted:

She's still a relic from a former time and should be thrown to the wolves to support herself and her useless family. Monarchs, even as symbols, shouldn't exist in an age where we have touched the moon.

It's a fitting symbol for the society we have. There's no reason for pretenses.

Bates
Jun 15, 2006
Suppositories are the only way to be sure.

Bates
Jun 15, 2006

OxySnake posted:

Im gonna need a little bit more context for this one.

Russia likes to claim the Kievan Rus as the foundation of Russia because it's old or had vikings or something. I suppose Ukrainians see it as appropriation of their history.

Bates
Jun 15, 2006

Bombadilillo posted:

Nope, Everyone loves good female comedians. Who dislikes Tina Fey? The misogynist angle is really bullshit. [mostly]nobody hates her because shes :females:

Don't know why she gets this weird (dare I say it) white knighting. She's a gross person, people are allowed to say she's gross without being misogynistic.

Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Julia Louis-Dreyfus are some of the best and most popular comedians atm. I watched "Snatched" and Schumer's latest standup and she's obsessed with bodily fluids and fart jokes. It's funny because it's gross isn't a schtick you can go that far with.

Bates
Jun 15, 2006
What's the one in the lower right?

Bates
Jun 15, 2006






Solice Kirsk posted:

In Florida our jungle gyms were all like 20 feet tall, cemented into the ground, and surrounded by mulch (if you were lucky) or just right into the blacktop.

Parents built our local playground in my neighborhood. They got four old telephone poles, cemented them into the ground and put a wooden platform on top. The most dad playground ever.

Bates
Jun 15, 2006

Picnic Princess posted:

When I was a kid I never made a connection, I just thought I had bad luck. Wasn't aware it wasn't normal for knees to bend backwards and ankles fold sideways. I'm smarter now, I just don't go on them. Work buddies sometimes go to trampoline parks for a birthday or something and I just stay home.

You are wasting your potential, young man. You could be the LA Beast of trampolines!

Bates
Jun 15, 2006

Horse Farts will be to the 21st Century what Whale Songs was to the 20th.

Bates
Jun 15, 2006

Rough Lobster posted:

I feel like fighting a goose is the one time having Hanzo steel would come in handy. I bet it's super easy to decapitate a goose.

Clearly a European longsword would be a superior goose decapitation tool in every way.

Bates
Jun 15, 2006
Should we go find a ladder or rope? No that's impossible, call fire department and pray they get here in time!

Bates
Jun 15, 2006

beato posted:

Can't ducks just, y'know... fly out of the water?

Ducks have always flown in and out of ponds but not millenial ducks. They just waddle around eating their wholegrain glutenfree crumb handouts expecting duck ramps to magically appear wherever they go.

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Bates
Jun 15, 2006

SpacePig posted:

This girl has better moves than most of the goober magicians on YouTube. This is really good and cute.

Youtube magicians would need 20 min. to get through that routine and we wouldn't even get an awesome cartwheel.

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