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Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Knowing my luck "Arriving by 8pm" means "thrown on your porch at 755pm".

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Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Hot drat. The Switch and Zelda are sitting in a truck right now and should be here in less than 12 hours.

Time to go to bed.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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a.lo posted:

watch that truck head to the himalayas

Nooooooo. My expectation is to have my morning coffee, a light breakfast, jack it about a dozen times, nap, yell at my neighbors and be playing Zelda before I'm too drunk.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Housh posted:

I got Zelda and 123 Switch. Will I need a sd card immediately or I can play both games fine after system updates?

Physical carts? Of course you'll be fine.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Out for delivery!
I can't wait to ignore the entire world for a day.

The last time I got to marathon a game, I was still in highschool.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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I popped into Fred Meyers about an hour after opening. They still had consoles but all accessories were sold out aside from one set of grey Cons.
I guess they only got 4 Pros and they went to the first 4 people.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Can I lay the dock on its side without issues?

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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The only time I am going to play docked is when I have people over for Snipperclips and Chicken Horse.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Feenix posted:

For real though, guys. What other fun, awesome kid friendly game should I get?

Snipperclips.


People freaking out over not getting the neon version:
Even if you don't pick up some neon Cons later, there are going to be a million skins and colored grips for this thing. Don't worry.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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ITS HERE AHHHH

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Recommend me a case that doesn't take 2 loving months to ship like the PDP ones.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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I finally got the left con issue to come up but it was while navigating the eShop and not at all in the 4 hours I played Zelda.

Turns out it was pointed at my leg. Oops.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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My GF is very impatient and blasted through basically every bit of dialogue. When she had to return to the first tower, instead of teleporting, she laboriously climbed all the way back while swearing that it was "bullshit".

When she got to the top, the old man made fun of her for climbing and not teleporting.
loving GOTY.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Zelda
You can have a sphere and cube bomb out at the same time.
This changes... well, not everything but it's cool!

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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less than three posted:

Does anyone have the dimensions of the console box? Trying to figure out if it'll fit in my bag or not.

14 x 9 x 5 or so.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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I'm afraid of going into the Zelda thread because of spoilers.

If you haven't yet, go and try to rush the castle.
Goddamn.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Soul Glo posted:

What? Why would this happen? I've been binging Zelda docked without dropping a single point in battery.

Maybe they meant off a different charger.

I confirm.
On dock it did not dip under 100%.

Zelda on mobile drains the battery really fast but I guess that's expected.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Drunk Tomato posted:

But it doesn't drain while charging on handheld right?

I mean handheld draws less power, right? Handheld was perfectly fine.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Why not always have Airplane Mode on unless you are downloading a game or playing online?

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Goddamn, watching videos of how people treat the Switch makes my skin crawl.
Like one guy trying to take off (correctly installed) wrist straps and nearly rips off the T clamps. Have some goddamn finesse you troglodytes!

We are truly descended from apes.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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SeANMcBAY posted:

What's the recommended Switch case? I want to take this thing out of the house.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B01MR63I6F/ref=ya_st_dp_summary

I bought this because it seemed small and basic. I needed something to throw in my work bag but not junk up the rest of my stuff.
It'll be here soon. I'll report back.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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SeANMcBAY posted:

Can you comfortably put a usb cord and some games in it? I'll probably go with this one since the official one seems to be sold out everywhere.

I bought a pro controller but I'll probably sell it on eBay or return it since I don't really have a need for one yet and snapping the joy cons in and out is half the fun. I'll wait until games that pretty much require a dpad come out.

Ehhh, it seems like it is just for the main unit. You'd be tossing it in a backpack or something right? Like you wouldn't just be carrying around that case by itself?

I went for it since I won't be going mobile without my work bag and almost all my non-Zelda games will be digital.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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SeANMcBAY posted:

Yeah. I don't mind just throwing the cable in something else since if I was taking it somewhere where I'd play handheld for more than 3 hours, I'd probably have another bag anyway. I'll go with this one. Hori is quality.

It just came in the mail. There are slots for 5 cartridges and a small loop that could easily hold a USB charger.
Confirmed that the one that comes with the Pro fits in just fine.

The outside is mostly rigid and the interior is very soft. Excellent.

I also just applied the $10 Hori protector in about 4 minutes. Easy and invisible as always.

I'm so bummed that I have to take the brick charger to work. We aren't allowed to use any unauthorized USB devices.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Okay, I am an idiot and electricity is basically magic to me.

Could I charge (however slowly) the Switch with the USB C charger I got with my Nexus 6P phone? The cable is not third party or anything.
Could I charge my phone from the Switch AC adapter and have a reasonable assumption that it won't catch on fire?

I'm trying to only take one charger to work with me. If I could leave my Switch charger in the dock all the time and get a trickle from my phone charger, that'd be okay.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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My dream Pokemon game is an action adventure title when you directly control the Pokemon in an arena fighter.
They already accept each Pokemon only having a few animations and match them best with whatever move they have.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Zelda armor:
I swear to god, if you don't dye your Zora armor red as a tribute to Mipha, you are a heartless monster. The helmet is easy to find if you know the clue and the legs are a reward for a Zora side quest. I think it only opens up after to regain control of the beast.

The stealth suit, of course, is wonderful and I'm a big fan of pure white dye on it. Makes me feel like Storm Shadow. After FINALLY finding the second great fairy (Tarry town. I went all over that area except the grove) I'm happy to report that set bonuses are cool but the Hylian and Guard sets don't get one.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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SeANMcBAY posted:

Oh good. I just figured since the skip prompt is usually already in the corner of the screen.

Just press plus.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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What's the battery life if you're only playing something like Shovel Knight?
I'm thinking about only playing Zelda at home since it is such a hog and it's hard to notice details when I have sporadic glare.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Nice. Sometimes I have around 5 hours of downtime at work and Zelda kills the battery in 3.
Looks like I'm buying Shovel Knight again.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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The Switch is not a home console that you can take on the go.

It's a mobile console that you can dock into your TV.

It's the single best mobile console ever made and hyperbolic doomsaying gets us nowhere.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Does Zelda or Snipperclips show off HD rumble at all?

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Wendell posted:

He can't climb in shrines/dungeons though, which is completely understandable as it would ruin their ability to have puzzles.

All that polished stone. Man, whoever built them sure wanted to gently caress over exploring elves.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Chernabog posted:

I don't know if I want to get BoI. On one hand I'm pretty close to 100% on Steam. On the other it is a portable BoI with all the dlc.

Same. I keep waffling. I haven't seen everything in the game but I've seen most.
It's a perfect time waster but...

Zelda, man.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Are there any 1942 or R-Type type games coming out? I miss those.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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parallelodad posted:

Admission here: I have some weird hangups in games. One being I hate guns, real or toy or virtual, and don't play games where you have to use guns in them unless it's possible to do the whole thing non-lethally​ like in good splinter cell or MGS games. Lasers or bows are OK. Not saying that's rational, is just the way I feel. I'm not even comfortable with the 1-2 Switch Draw minigame.

Maybe you should stop playing video game, have a nice cup of tea and seek some therapy.
I'm not being flippant here. That is very unusual.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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UnfortunateSexFart posted:

For those still looking for a Switch, I got this sweet rental offer in the mail:



I don't know a single person that has ever rented from places like that. How do they stay in business? Just doing some very simple math shows how lovely of a deal they are- I just realized how they stay in business.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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C-SPAN Caller posted:

They scam uninformed poor people in lower income communities. See: payday loan shark scam enterprise for their similar ilk

Yeah, that's what I thought of halfway through typing. Ugh.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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C-SPAN Caller posted:

There are people that are functionally illiterate in the work force in America still, you think math education is good too? lol

But yeah that's the main issue, lack of knowledge to plan, also when you live paycheck to paycheck its hard to save or think in such terms. It's why tax return windfall season is a bad thing for the lower income tax brackets, because while it helps consumer capitalism, it's taking money out that could have been paying for kids meals when they needed it several months back after a car broke down. My tax return just ends up in savings or pays outstanding bills lol

I've been in and know enough families that were very poor and did not behave that way. However, there was always a few that could not NOT spend any more immediately on frivolous stuff.
Way to go buying that 65" TV when you eat nothing but candy and chips.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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SuperMarrio posted:

Zelda spoiler: I found the giant labyrinth swarming with guardians in the northeast corner of the map and instead of actually completing it, I was able to glide over to it from the Tech Labs roof and then determine where the entrance to the shrine was. Easiest shrine so far, and so loving cool I could just cheat my way in! :

Then you missed a bunch of chests, some weapons and a whole basement of real good stuff.

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Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Zelda is great but is it better than Spider-Man 2?

Checkmate.

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