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Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Well, the Venn diagram of my Youtube recommendations should now be a circle.

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Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

axolotl farmer posted:

Jesus was a Black man



No, Jesus was Batman.

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Not sure if someone hating on James Franco or on Andy Serkis is more puzzling.

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Prob for the best that Korea and Finland eternally weakened each other in the Hyper Wars.

Not sure I could live in whatever world that is.

(What are Thingummy and Bob in Finnish, anyway?)

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Catpain Slack posted:

Tiuhti ja Viuhti

Jerry Cotton posted:

No idea what those are but the dudes in the pic are PRÖÖÖH and RYYS, HTH, HTH.

Why would you lie to me like that, Jerry Cotton? What happened to you, man? poo poo, your rear end used to be beautiful.

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Jerry Cotton posted:

I must've read a different translation than Catpain Slack.

You know, I'm starting to think Jerry Cotton isn't even your real name.

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Jerry Cotton posted:

Well obviously, no, it's George Nader.

So either you're time-travelling or didn't actually die in 2002.

Guess that checks out, then.

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

*Looks up from eating paper plate of cold hotdogs in grubby underpants

It isn't??

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Jerry Cotton posted:

we only had naked hotdogs :(

I'd say take it easy, English is my second language, but sadly, its my only language. And barely that, being Australian.

Memento posted:

I just looked it up and they're still at Woolworths for $5. I might get one for dessert and show my kids what true luxury was circa 1989.

You get a surprising amount of disappointment for five dollarbux.

Jerry Cotton posted:

But look like Tony Robinson.

Specifically space-future Baldrick from Blackadder's Christmas Carol.

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Jerry Cotton posted:

Haven't seen it in years so did a quick BIS (Bing[TM] Image Search) and :lol:

You mean you didn't already have it bookmarked in Altavista?

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

Yeah, gently caress Patrick Starfish.

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Nice, now do the North West.

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Jerry Cotton posted:

Whoa, I knew Lukashenko was friends with Seagal but I didn't know he used his "training"* regime.

*) Eating

Now hold your horses, Mr "Cotton", I don't know how you do things in "Finland", but here in Taswegia, we show more respect for the most successful athlete out of Australia.

I recommend offering a prayer for forgiveness whilst facing the Australian Axeman's Hall of Fame for your lack of propriety.

Also, his training regimen, like fellow Tasmanian David Boon, is sinkin' tinnies.

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

GrandMaster posted:

Who is that chonker with the axe? He looks like robert de castella started doing pork rib eating marathons

World Champion woodchopper and Tasmanian David Foster.

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

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Jerry Cotton posted:

Sorry I don't read Belarussian :shrug:

Pröööh.

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Jerry Cotton posted:

Thanks for reminding me I had the egsdension installed.

агідна ты забыўся. Гамонныя плаўнікі.

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

OwlFancier posted:

I'm curious who won second place in Tasmanian if he won first.

Eh, its more an honorary title that rotates between him, David Boon and Ricky Ponting.

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.
Best I figure is the friend's friend is Alejandro Jodorowsky.

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Guillermus posted:

Can anyone explain me the ligma thing? Updog I know, but the other three I just don't get it. (sincere question)

Ugh, they're just hammaphors.

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Carbon dioxide posted:

Harry Kim has the important rank of Reusable Ensign though.

I swear, every other crewmember with the rank of ensign in Voyager dies in the same episode they were introduced in.

Yeah, that's because the original Kim died in the episode Deadlock (s2 ep21). The Harry Kim from then on is from an alternative timeline and because mumble mumble cough cough is therefore unable to either die or be promoted as it would cough mumble.

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Is this a Malay Facebook thing? I'm slightly annoyed they went with Thomas but not Gerald. Or Jerome. Or William, apparently.

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Prurient Squid posted:

Dune could be renamed Sex Nuns from Outer Space and it wouldn't even be wrong.

Sure, it's sad we don't have Jodorowsky's Dune, but the real tragedy is we don't have Russ Meyer's Sex Nuns from Outer Space (screenplay by Roger Ebert).

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

GD_American posted:

I only learned that term from the movie Highway 61, where the small town idiot friend of the main character sells his soul to maybe-Satan for a mickey of bourbon.

He asked for beer first.

From memory, I don't even think it was full.

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I just remembered Blockman, where the blocks were tiny articulated robots (the heads being the pegs).

They were called Robotech down here, which was slightly confusing cos you could also get "Robotech" toys based on the anime (which I think was mangled Macross).

I'm glad someone else remembers them and it wasn't a weird fevered false memory.

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btff15blu6c

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

gently caress me i haven't thought about this show in a decade at least. Probably more. I can't even remember what it was about. I dont even know if it was funny! I just remember it was on cable tv a lot and I watched it. I'm glad the theme still rips in 2020 tho

e: I just watched it seventeen times in a row its happening again

I came across my DVD's of both seasons the other day sorting through boxes. The first season is rougher but generally funnier. The second season is a bit more story based. "Fear Factory" from season 1 is about the funniest, I think. Plus, it has "Ugly" Dave Gray as a guest.

They're on YouTube...

(Fun fact: the dude who played Mephisto cowrites Oglaf.)

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Prius's always make me think of this:

https://youtu.be/gyV03FmRAaU

Usually because I don't hear them.

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

Australia makes some good whisky but its all from Tasmania, ie the state we have collectively decided to pretend doesn't exist so its purely hypothetical to anyone not from there

As a hypothetical Tasmanian, can confirm. Or would, if I existed.

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Jestery posted:

This spot marks our garage, but you may park here too, if you would like...

Noice.

flavor.flv posted:

The man faked being disabled while his daughter in law slaved away at multiple jobs to support a family of six on her own. gently caress Ggrandpa Joe.

All four grandparents are able bodied, according to the follow-up book. Even worse, they got into the bed sometime in their late 50's or early 60's, so they hadn't even hit retirement age yet.

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

gleebster posted:

It's been decades since I read the book, and honestly the idea of a person becoming negative years old was and remains much more interesting than the possible shaming of grandmother Georgina.

Our copy of Great Glass Elevator growing up had the non Quentin Blake illustrations. The minus and super old Georgina pictures were pretty freaky for little Elissimpark.

I listened to the audiobook with my 5yo recently, and it's kinda Hannibal to Chocolate Factory's Silence of the Lambs.

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Son of Rodney posted:

I appreciate these. Our apartment has literally tripled its plant population in the last year. Plants are life. Literally!

A couple of houseplants, my wife said, in March 2020. By the end of the year, I had built a large climbing frame for her for the excessive amount of tomato plants she raised from seed.

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Zil posted:

Does she also discuss plant based crimes or have a greenish tinge to her skin?

What silly questions. Now excuse me while I try on this harlequin outfit she randomly bought for me.

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.
Noy sure its the oldest on my phone, but I had been driving myself mad looking for it on my PC:



I wish I could remember the twitter person I stole appropriated it from.

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

kdrudy posted:

It's truly been a long road...

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.
"Less talking, more sucking" shouted the half-orc barbarian as he entered Rage...

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Fond of Goscinny, France, but nice to see Molvania slipped in there.

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

The toast sandwich is depressing, but if you ever make yourself a club sandwich, having toast as the middle slice is really tasty.

Also, I will fight anyone bad mouthing fairy bread.

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.
All I know is that Dancing Paul is still dancing.

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Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

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Samovar posted:

I'm sorry.

Lond-en? Londen? What the hell's going on?!

Jeez, sounds like you've never been to Ongland!

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