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Stoatbringer posted:(44.1091861, -0.1026072) I just got sent to the shadow realm
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Phlegmish posted:I'd like to play a game one of these days. One thing that kind of puts me off is, doesn't it take a really long time to calculate the effect of rolls and such? I'm used to D&D-based video games where the computer does that for you. Fights tend to be pretty quick, really, especially if you have a couple powerhouses on your team. Combat is also usually a pretty small part of most campaigns and you’ll spend far more time chatting with NPCs, investigating problems, and arguing with your party about how best to solve this problem that you also caused. I had a session earlier today and we spent about five minutes killing two bugbears and then 2 hours asking their goblin slave questions and pretending he was our Dragonborn’s daughter after befriending him and taking him into town Also our bard turned one of the bugbear’s scrotums into a hat
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Jul 31, 2019 02:14
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Data Graham posted:I'm as big a nerd as anyone I've ever met, but every time I've tried to play D&D I've completely frozen up at the idea of creating and/or acting out a "character" who is not me. Like it is just utterly alien to my mind. I'll spent 15 minutes thinking of what I would say or do as that character, or thinking of a quip or a character trait or even just a name, and by that time everyone else has picked up the table and moved with it out of the room I am in The “just make you, but with fantasy powers” trick is pretty solid. I think trying to take your own moral code, but having a character reach it from a different direction is another decent one. Like my current character is a Tiefling Warlock with an obsession with rare books and more or less rolls with the rest of the party because she feels she’s likely to find more rare books. I spend a lot of my time trying to convince my party not to murder every single enemy we incapacitate. Playing her as chaotic good works for me as she’s more or less willing to do whatever as long as it fits her idea of justice
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Jul 31, 2019 16:40
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I cycle a lot and recently moved to a city where people actually ride with lights and reflective vests and poo poo and get angry at you if you don’t. The problem is that some people use EXTRAORDINARILY BRIGHT LIGHTS and I literally can’t judge their distance or see anything around them whatsoever when they approach as a result. It’s just the stupidest thing. The fact that there are drivers out there doing the same thing is just mindboggling
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Oct 12, 2019 21:02
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JoJo is good but if you don’t think the idea of a man fighting vampires by blowing bubbles infused with solar energy at them while everyone acts incredibly serious about it is funny and entertaining, then I can’t help you
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Oct 15, 2019 10:32
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:The game is sorta like Trials, except you have to climb about 500 feet up, inches at a time. It took 12 hours for him to get that far, almost at the end. I saw a speedrunner get to that point in a minute 44, lol. It definitely looks like a hard game but that's not even a fifth of the way to the end. Still sucks that he lost 12 hours of progress, god drat
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Jan 20, 2020 00:37
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Sleeveless posted:The Witcher is somehow even worse than anime, don't try and apply basic logic to it because the people creating it don't care and the people consuming it especially don't care. A lot of the world building in the Witcher, including the magic system and the nature of fey creatures, are based on historical myths and folklore. We’ve come to the point where fables are considered anime, lmao
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Feb 5, 2020 08:59
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Empty Sandwich posted:I'm enjoying Rude Tales of Magic, which is like TAZ but with people who are also funny. the DM is Branson Reese, who does Swan Boy and a bunch of other poo poo. TAZ and Rude Tales are both very very good
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Feb 24, 2020 18:40
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zoux posted:*aged Vampire, 1000 years old* Oh to see the sun rise but once more. Immortal life is a curse. I already live like a cryptid. Getting some cool powers would strictly be a bonus
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Mar 9, 2020 22:41
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The Bloop posted:That is loving asinine. Biden will likely fill the vacancies with corporate stooges who will only be marginally better than whatever ghouls Trump might pull out. Like, yeah, sure, vote for whoever the Dem nominee is, but if it's Biden I can't imagine he's going to motivate a lot of people to actually go to the polls. If Biden wins, we're going to have to push back against his bullshit as much as we have against Trump, except the Dem establishment isn't going to even pretend to lift a finger this time
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Mar 17, 2020 22:44
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It really depends on your definition of "lawful" but if the system goes out of its way not to punish them for anything ever, then technically they're still lawful. Lawfulness has nothing to do with justice, after all
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Mar 18, 2020 14:27
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:The whole female thing seems like a terminally online issue. If you use female as an adjective, that’s fine. If you use it as a noun to refer to a human, you’re either a scientist or an rear end in a top hat This also applies to the word male, but you don’t really see people referring to men as males so much, for some reason 
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Jun 17, 2020 13:10
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It’s an exaggeration, like everything in porn. Real stupid to actually wear ahegao-pattern clothing outside, though
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Jul 26, 2020 15:36
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90s Cringe Rock posted:People who discovered exciting new fetishes from it, presumably. ... .. . I'm gonna have to think some things over e: oh, huh, there was apparently a remake. I only ever knew the DOS version
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Aug 19, 2020 14:15
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I chuckle literally every time I see the star trek meme get posted here
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Sep 5, 2020 18:59
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Drone_Fragger posted:Ye gods! My Duncan Idaho is ruined! But what if...I were to create a ghola and disguise it as my own Idaho? Ho ho ho, delightfully devilish Leto! I actually laughed out loud at this
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Oct 13, 2020 14:39
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LifeSunDeath posted:Isn't he Blade, from the hit movies Bladeguy 2049? You absolute philistine. It’s Bladehaver 2049
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Dec 31, 2020 00:58
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Manager Hoyden posted:I don't know about you guys but I kind of thought the dirty rear end in a top hat problem has been solved for a few years now without having an rear end fountain installed If someone dropped a turd on your floor would you wipe it up with just toilet paper or would you get some moisture in the mix to at some point to make sure there wasn’t any residue?
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May 8, 2021 01:21
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From living in lefty communes for a while I would 100% believe a post-apocalypse story where the survivors fall apart because of ideological infighting that keeps interfering with people who are actually trying to keep everyone’s needs met
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May 10, 2021 13:36
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Paladinus posted:My friend used to live in an anarchist commune, and one of the challenges they had to face one month in was trying to convince one of the members not to piss in the kitchen sink. Later they tried to vote him out, but he also supplied weed, so had many friends in the commune. Eventually, all capable members left, and the remaining troubled youth burned down the house in a drug-fuelled bender. lmao, that sounds about right. Communities that specifically try to avoid hierarchy often end up having one person who gets a lot of power by simply being popular, and then running the place into the ground over petty conflicts
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May 10, 2021 13:54
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Beeswax posted:Peat is stored in the bogs
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Jul 13, 2021 15:19
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bike tory posted:If someone asked me where the UK is I'd say it's in Europe. Same answer of someone asked where is Finland, or Scandivia. Minister confirms Britain will not leave Europe ‘geographically’
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Jul 14, 2021 00:30
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Brawnfire posted:I had a very different opinion of them by then Was that before or after she turned you down?
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Jul 15, 2021 20:42
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bike tory posted:lmao 15 years ago there would've been goons going along to the loving courthouse in person, probably all wearing fedoras "but, like, ironically" I feel almost certain that there were Chris-chan threads way back when but I imagine anyone who still gives a poo poo has long since been run off the site
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Aug 2, 2021 20:53
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Detective No. 27 posted:My ceiling fan finally walked the Green Mile two or three months ago. I quickly became an expert in how ceiling fans work and was able to replace the capacitor and now it'll be running on high nonstop for years to come. Don’t you like…turn it off when you leave the house? What?
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Aug 3, 2021 11:06
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Hihohe posted:Is this guy supposed to be animorphing here? I'm seeing double! Twelve pigs!
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Sep 22, 2021 18:10
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Paul never becomes the villain, tho
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Nov 1, 2021 12:47
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euphronius posted:Well I mean Paul sees that he’s going to become a villain in the first book and does it anyway Even then he only does it because the alternative is the complete extinction of humanity. Dune is like W40k levels of grimdark at the core
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Nov 1, 2021 18:03
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OSU_Matthew posted:Yeah, I'd never read the books but was excited to see what I'd been missing with the new movie. After reading through the memes and dune chat in here, that interest has dropped off entirely. Studios must really be scraping the bottom of the barrel for content Dune owns, though
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Nov 3, 2021 13:10
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Heath posted:They are, and then you get a whole fleet of Millennials yes-anding and clapping along like seals in a desperate attempt to distance themselves from their Boomer parents by trying to prove that they have a sense of humor about how lame they are That poo poo is the most annoying. Just loving ignore it because no one gives a poo poo and being a sniveling painpig about it is gross as hell
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Dec 4, 2021 20:19
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Milo and POTUS posted:...he fucks his mom? Waht the gently caress... The Corrupted Monk is a lady, excuse me
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Dec 5, 2021 16:03
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:As someone who has only ever worked in the service industry in their life this is what I assume everyone in all those offices are doing all day Some people also or instead make phone calls
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Dec 6, 2021 15:20
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Antigravitas posted:Yes, I am being paid for hours of trying to set the time on a clock. You fool, by setting the date and time back your billed hours will be negative and you'll owe THEM money!
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Dec 6, 2021 16:37
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PhantomOfTheCopier posted:This seems to be a good time to talk about computers and programming. Someone should make one of these for Malbolge where it starts off terrible and just gets worse
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Dec 7, 2021 01:09
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johnnyratbastard posted:Sitting with the same friend tonight who many years ago pronounced memes ‘mems’ that I posted about. She said it again. Maybe people can’t change. They’re called “mems” because they’re short for the word “memory” and one day all my memories of childhood, my friends, my lovers, and everything else that has ever been important to me will be gone but I’ll be lying on my deathbed telling the nurse “haha, life support machine go dooooooooo” right as I flatline for the last time
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Jan 1, 2022 12:05
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Byzantine posted:"For adults" really just means "induces negative emotions". For some people "for adults" just means lots of blood and gore, maybe with a side of rape and incest. Everything else is for babies
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Jan 1, 2022 18:32
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Nebrilos posted:Who is Bao? Baoth of my parents are dead, Batman lol… 
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Jan 6, 2022 08:25
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Guillermus posted:Most builds are good with plain titanite upgraded weapons. And by most builds I mean caestus and greatsword because why would you need anything else? *slides a business card across the table* Dual zweihanders
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Jan 13, 2022 22:41
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:Every fuckin build in 2 is dual greatswords and it is boring as hell Swords go clang For real though I also played through with dual caestus and with a magic build and they were pretty fun, too. It is very satisfying to smash a dude with two big swords, though
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Ragnar34 posted:I fell for goatse. I finally feel like I belong here. The next step up is expecting something to be goatse and clicking it anyway because you haven’t seen your old friend in a while
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