OwlFancier posted:

Croeatine, the protein powder that makes you a billionaire.

space uncle posted:

Goons have a common tendency to:

1. Trust advice given by a stranger on this forum, ask for no credentials or proof.
2. Only half read it and do no further research due to a combination of internet caused ADD and former gifted kid confidence.
3. Get insanely overly invested in whatever the topic is and take it far past the logical endpoint.

Every now and then #3 leads to some kind of goon savant in that narrow topic, like a PhD in a single thread on the forum. Then you end up with some mega thread in a dying sub forum containing the majority of the Internet’s practical information on chestnut cultivation or something.

Proposal: a thread where people discuss their favorite writing instruments
Reality: Grown men berating each other for writing with the wrong hand with the incorrect fountain pen while purchasing hundreds of dollars of bespoke ink and equipment that went out of date in 1785

Proposal: a thread where people talk about a movie they saw
Reality: In order to provide the most post-post-post-ironic take on pop culture and movies the Transformer franchise is held up as a paragon of cinema and huge essays are written to find the meaning of God and life in Adam Sandler films

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Data Graham posted:

That's just a theory.

BigRed0427 posted:

MAP pride flag

Mr. Crow posted:

Mainwaring posted:

All my friends who I share Terry with every week are starting to get very upset, is Terry dead?

Guildencrantz posted:

Huh. It's fascinating how English speakers have developed ways to get around the norm that "how are you"/"how's it going" is a generic greeting where you expect a positive answer. So I guess instead you have canned noncommittal answers that sound positive, but are code for "things are poo poo but I won't say it out loud". Coming from a culture where "ugh, don't even get me started on this horrible week" is considered a perfectly acceptable response, the Anglophone aversion to complaining in casual conversation keeps tripping me up.

Zil posted:

Makes me wonder what a director programmer sock would look like.

CainFortea posted:

Do you not know about the word payed? lol.

flavor.flv posted:

Three simple letters:

UwU

PittTheElder posted:

Yeah bronze is the superior material for most applications in the ancient and classical world, but iron was cheaper.

Genuinely can't decide which is the worse meme, animated character dances to some boomer song, or Terri the garbage shark

mobby_6kl posted:

Poops Mcgoots posted:

She bought herself a transphobic red text then accused another poster of buying it for her.

pseudorandom posted:

Antigravitas posted:

You also return them to get your deposit back.

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

technically

https://i.imgur.com/sAal2ra.png

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Kojima balls

Kheldarn posted:

Cartoon Man posted:

I’d much rather talk about boners than whatever the hell that dumb as poo poo good doctor meme is that I don’t understand and can’t be hosed to google.

Cartoon Man posted:

Kheldarn posted:

Tenkaris posted:

No way? I personally am crushed by this.

Flyinglemur posted:

Where is man vs food?

I know, the Food Network Channel 38

plainswalker75 posted:

Should be Maurice

kalel posted:

lots of great ones here, thank you

I need more LOTR/ad crossover memes