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Finally, someone competent.
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2017 20:56 |
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2024 04:28 |
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avoraciopoctules posted:Oh, cool! Definitely looking forward to seeing where this goes. If we've got new opposing narrators, then I can start from scratch and assume their red text is legit again. And seeing characters who previously spent a lot of screen time directly engaging with the reader take a more active role in the "main plot" could lead to some interesting developments. You were the kind of child who made fun of other kids for believing in Santa Claus, weren't you?
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2017 19:45 |
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BurningStone posted:(Things are complicated enough without trying to figure out everybody's gender identity, so I pretend that isn't a concern.) Congratulations, you've uncovered the one Fragment where Maria and Rosa's relationship is even worse.
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2017 22:17 |
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"Do you even understand how it looks when a kid his age comes into school wearing a pink, frilly dress?! They mock him and tease him and all he can say is that same "uu, uu!!" It's not cute, it doesn't mean anything, don't call it cute!" And then the murders began.
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2017 00:54 |
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resurgam40 posted:or did I miss the part in Hercule Poirot when he loving Kamehameha'd the bad guy instead of setting up a parlor room? Well... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rDz8phYD10
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2017 21:14 |
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CottonWolf posted:Yeah. This can't last. At some point presumably the game has to remember that Beato's very probably a member of Battler's family, and at the very least has performed/orchestrated the deaths of his relatives multiple times. They can't North Wind and the Sun us twice. Won't there be egg on your face when it turns out that Beatrice was actually Ootsuki all along. Artificer posted:What? No. Why are you all like this? As a witch I am offended
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# ¿ Apr 7, 2017 18:14 |
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AZAWARA, WAAAAAAAA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2017 01:59 |
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Me rn http://polsy.org.uk/play/yt/?vurl=https%3A%2F%2Fyoutu.be%2FQEOy4zEVFoU
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2017 21:26 |
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I mean given that whole debacle about Kinzo earlier Tender Child Loins is a pretty fitting username
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# ¿ May 6, 2017 04:10 |
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Fates End posted:No voices existed in the- ghhrk! Don't make me laugh, you pathetic child. Not only do vocal songs exist in the original game, so too do voice clips of Commander Data and the Borg Queen!
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# ¿ May 6, 2017 20:48 |
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Rosa doesn't deserve Kyrie.
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# ¿ May 9, 2017 07:23 |
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EagerSleeper posted:"But does Rosa deserve Kyrie's smooching?" is the real question. Rosa doesn't deserve any aspect of Kyrie.
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# ¿ May 9, 2017 08:00 |
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this version is better http://polsy.org.uk/play/yt/?vurl=https%3A%2F%2Fyoutu.be%2FS8HzGrB9WhY
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# ¿ May 13, 2017 08:26 |
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witchcore ricepunk posted:*also I maybe had to take a tiny mental health break away from the thread snowflake amirite "Eh?! A mental health break?" "That's correct. Witchcore Ricepunk has taken to the study to get away from the thread. The vehement denial of the Shannon equals Kanon equals Beatrice theory-" Aunt Eva slammed her hands on the table in outrage. "A likely story! And tell me, Natsuhiiiii, isn't it convenient for you that such a thing would happen?" "E-Eva, maybe you should cool down-" "I've figured out your game, Natsuhi. You can't hide anything from me!" Her meaning... was clear to everyone in the room. "There's no way- you're not seriously implying what I think you're implying, are you?!" "Of course, Battler! Resurgam, Witchcore, Peas, bman, Cottonwolf, Cyouni, ZiegeDame, AAAAAAAALL OF THEM, T H E Y N E V E R R E A L L Y E X I S T E D , R I G H T ? !" There was a cold silence in the air. A second passed... then two... then three... and then, the creak of Ronove's cart snapped me out of my stupor. "You say this any time any of them says anything!" "Indeed. This refrain is getting old even for an Endless Witch, Milady." "E-eh?! Well, of course! Newbies don't [exist]! Everyone knows that! Everyone!" "Go home, Aunt Eva. You're drunk."
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# ¿ May 22, 2017 17:02 |
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Uh, who says either of them have a penis?
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# ¿ May 27, 2017 03:30 |
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Yeah, like I said. Who says either of them have a penis?
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# ¿ May 27, 2017 03:41 |
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Look, Fates End, I understand, sometimes we all experience a bit of cocklust, but that doesn't mean you should project it onto poor Zepar and Furfur.
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# ¿ May 27, 2017 03:48 |
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Witchcore gets it! And that's why you're the best reader.
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# ¿ May 27, 2017 04:21 |
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ZiegeDame posted:How much money would it take for you to play along with someone who just murdered your wife and son? Well, ZiegeDame, how much money would it take for you to play along with someone who just murdered your wife and son?
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# ¿ Jun 15, 2017 07:41 |
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bman in 2288 posted:But what if he doesn't have a wife and kid? How much money would it take for you to play along with someone who didn't kill your wife and son?
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# ¿ Jun 15, 2017 08:28 |
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bman in 2288 posted:Sorry. I just view you as a bro-in-arms, bro. No offense meant by it. I'm going to make fun of you for the next ten years for saying this.
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2017 02:06 |
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u, uwhoa... oh desire...!!!
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2017 02:26 |
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witchcore ricepunk posted:I frankly think what you're asking for would make for a bad story.
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2017 23:11 |
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bman in 2288 posted:
bman in 2288 posted:What if I gave you a compliment? bman in 2288 posted:Then perhaps you'd take a cat picture as payment?
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# ¿ Jun 21, 2017 04:46 |
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http://polsy.org.uk/play/yt/?vurl=https%3A%2F%2Fyoutu.be%2FkXbmuBJEfZc
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# ¿ Jun 24, 2017 17:20 |
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bman in 2288 posted:The "magic" stuff was a hint regarding the truth about Beato after all. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDajqW561KM
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# ¿ Jun 24, 2017 18:51 |
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I'm getting a beamed-in message from Witchchat... a message from a lurker...!!a lurker posted:
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# ¿ Jul 4, 2017 05:51 |
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witchcore ricepunk posted:This might explain Shannon's disproportionate... appearance. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vge-nnJleMk
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# ¿ Jul 4, 2017 21:27 |
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idonotlikepeas posted:God dammit. I'll drop witch kayfabe and be serious with you for a moment. When I made that picture I legitimately did not intend for it to be a stealth Lion reference and that it could be construed as such only occurred to me after making it. I am the world's greatest unintentional huckster.
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# ¿ Jul 5, 2017 21:17 |
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POOL IS CLOSED posted:Witches aren't real! You're a witch, Pool.
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# ¿ Jul 5, 2017 21:25 |
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POOL IS CLOSED posted:I'm not real! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIPK09FmD_w
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# ¿ Jul 5, 2017 21:29 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkkB5M72_1Q
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2017 00:09 |
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That Kinzo's a real motherfucker.
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# ¿ Jul 24, 2017 20:49 |
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Poltergrift posted:The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Games > Let's Play! > jesus loving christ Kinzo - Let's Play Umineko Chiru Like I said, Kinzo's a real motherfucker.
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# ¿ Jul 30, 2017 15:31 |
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EagerSleeper posted:Also I don't know how old everyone is so hearing about "womanly charm" from George was also kinda skeevy, but skeevy is in George's character too. Oh boy! Do I get to say this now? Yay! George was 17 and Shannon was 10.
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2017 16:16 |
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2017 18:58 |
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Battler... what is your story implying about Shannon? I'm just saying she probably wants to bang me, dude. Aha, that's cute, but- Haha, yeah, it's not like George onii-chan puts out at all! Battler probably would be better! What?! If I were not furniture... I would call you an embarrassment of a boyfriend. Uu~! Pathetic! Utterly shameful! Kuhahahahahaha! Grandfather, you're dead in this story! Why do you approve of this?! Because it's hilarious to see you strike bust! Wahhahhahhahhahhahha!! Battler, my friend, I have a fantastic idea for a demon version of Genji...
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2017 04:37 |
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Fabulousvillain posted:I can fight the feeling that this story won't end until Battler and George settle things with a shirtless fist fight on the rooftop wherein they reveal they're sick Dragon tats on their backs, or I'm reading Please. George would have a carp tattoo.
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# ¿ Aug 22, 2017 17:32 |
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SIX YEARS OFF THE REGISTER MADE YOU A FUCKIN PUSSY
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# ¿ Aug 22, 2017 17:46 |
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2024 04:28 |
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Ytlaya posted:They rip off their shirts, revealing Battler's sick yakuza-style tats and George's anime character tats. Sayo, I want to show you my fanfic. It's an Applejack/Rarity shipfic. Haha, oh, that's great, George-san. I wrote a fanfic too, it's one where Fluttershy kills everyone. That's my girl!
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# ¿ Aug 23, 2017 22:08 |