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Haven't been around a ton this off-season, but just stopping buy to get some laughs in at the Houston Texans who not only failed to secure Romo, but drove him right the gently caress out of football.  On that note, I'd like to also laugh my rear end off at Phil Sims getting booted from the #1 CBS analyst spot.  Congrats, you lucky west-coast NFL fans. Perhaps Phil Sims will gently caress off and die so no one has to wonder how to mute the announcer channel on Sundays ever again. Chilichimp fucked around with this message at 15:40 on Apr 5, 2017 |
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Amy Pole Her posted:How did they drive him out of football? With hyperbole.
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Diva Cupcake posted:Let's look at this draft class to see who fits the rules. QBs with at least 23 wins as well as being a senior. Mods, please change my name to cj beathard, tia
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Keith Atherton posted:I'd like Sherman to stay with the Seahawks but he's turned into an rear end in a top hat and distraction in addition to being a gimpy 29 year old cornerback *whispers* He's always been an rear end in a top hat, man. The Puppy Bowl posted:Rod Woodson, Charles Woodson, Ronde Barber... Hell, Champ Bailey didn't do it, iirc. There was buzz, but basically he just washed out. Chilichimp fucked around with this message at 15:16 on Apr 6, 2017 |
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Hot Diggity! posted:Dumb people called her a distraction idk, she distracts the gently caress outta me
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Apr 7, 2017 18:10
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Diqnol posted:Maybe theres a lot of stuff with his family going on that we know nothing about. It's best that we don't cast stones without knowing what to aim at. Maybe he should stop being a dick to his mom and just PLAY FOOTBALL
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Freakazoid_ posted:Speaking of... I'm glad he turned into a shell of himself when he stopped taking roids.
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Apr 8, 2017 15:50
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FizFashizzle posted:yeah most actors who achieve the financial success and notoriety of will smith at least try to pretend to make halfway decent films every now and again The pursuit of happiness owned.
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Apr 9, 2017 02:59
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RIP Will Smith
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Volkerball posted:Now lets compare knee x rays lol, now I wanna see this. Brain scans over the years.
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Apr 10, 2017 16:24
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Ehud posted:yeah nothing says Pats like a black guy who likes to make jokes and have fun He'd be cut like a fart at a Tomsula press conference.
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Kalli posted:I mean, they just had Martellus Bennett. Isn't Martellus that dude who body slammed a rookie in camp for tackling him? Seems like a fun loving guy.
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Apr 10, 2017 20:27
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Kalli posted:Never heard that. But he spent the last year goofing around and writing children's books How old is Blount?
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wandler20 posted:It's gonna be the Bucs....or maybe the Titans. I'd be alright with it. Mike Evans owns.
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CharlestheHammer posted:Lol did we really have someone brag they almost won. This brings me great comfort. Almost beating NE 
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I brainlessly clicked on a thread with unread posts and it was alot of Trump chatter so I posted thinking it was the Trump thread. My bad, friends.
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SHOAH NUFF posted:I've been hanging around D&D lately, trying to get my finger on the pulse of current events, and I get sad and upset when I see TFF regulars get screamed at and called bitchmade dumbass fucks. Mcmagic, Fiz and Volkerball seem to catch a lot of poo poo in particular lol McMagic is easily hated more in TFF than D&D, so the first call-out post there wasn't a super shock.
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warcrimes posted:"Hated" seems a bit strong. These are sports opinions, nothing more.  I actually like McMagic, but I like pretty much all of the TFF regulars.
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Turdsdown Tom posted:free hernandez Oh, he definitely still shot Odin Lloyd.
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Acebuckeye13 posted:I still can't loving believe the goddamn bears signed Mike loving Glennon Really? I mean, I can't believe Mike Glennon got signed, but if any franchise was gonna do it, it's the "goddamn bears"
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TheChirurgeon posted:Interesting or totally predictable in a way that reminds us that the world is a terrible, lovely place Tom Brady got to win 5 Superbowls. In the process he killed Wheez and the Atlanta area interstate system collapsed into the plot of the movie Doomsday. We're one Pats Superbowl from being irreversibly Cronenberged.
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Chichevache posted:Aldon Smith Didn't Aqib Talib also do this?
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fsif posted:Looking forward to this season's convoluted "who engineered that drive, Todd Heap??" jokes and the subsequent dozen  fsif gettin' in on the ground floor of the Todd Heap meme.
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A Man and his dog posted:Too soon? Just gonna eat food... and drink food... Are you already sloppy drunk, man?
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Flikken posted:You really have to ask? No i do not, but it needs to be pointed out.
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"that's my quarterback" - Fiz, probably
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fsif posted:Also the 3-28 meme is particularly offensive because it's the most privileged fan base appropriating the underdog narrative. It's okay, you can always blame the Falcons for that.
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Curly Bill Belichick will cut you.
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Kalli posted:I did like that they thought that one was way too tasteless and changed it. 
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axeil posted:Lame. I was convinced it was gonna be us. Young popular QB, new coach, a city filled with insane people who love their team too much and would love watching all the drama, etc. This would have been so much more watchable.
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:Well yeah, they looked really stupid when they suspended Hernandez and he was found innocent lol
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How are Mike Smith and Dirk Koetter coaching Hard Knocks AGAIN?!?!? What lovely exec said, gently caress yeah, those guys were cool?
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AsInHowe posted:He died doing what he loved, killing people FizFashizzle posted:He had one more in him. Fuckin' great posts. edit: Also, non-zero chance Aaron got suicided by the guards.
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TBeats posted:Guy on espn said this is "definitely going to hang over the team and definitely hang over the day." 
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AsInHowe posted:In other NFL news, the New England Patriots are visiting the White House today. "Tom Brady visits Donald Trump in White House to celebrate Superbowl win." I want to send this to my past self in 2000 so I can start bracing early.
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TBeats posted:When Brady dies his corpse will be hung from the stadium next to the championship banners. This isn't even that far fetched, honestly.
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Quiet Feet posted:I don't know, he might have gotten into less trouble in Cleveland. Although he probably would have hung himself either way. Yeah, but we'd remember him fondly, at least.
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wandler20 posted:This one is pretty good: Thank god, I was hoping people wouldn't remember that superbowl. I know I don't.
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