BREXIT DAY

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Alan_Shore: Dec 2, 2004

Spangly A posted:

ran into a cousin who works for the beeb at my uncles funeral a few months back, this was my response when she asked if I was a corbynite

she's a political correspondent who did not know vote leave had even been charged over anything relating to the ref, not long after the guilty verdict. She was promoted straight there, from the weather, during the Cameron purges

can't imagine why the fourth estate is failing at it's job of explaining basic terms to people within a two year timeframe

As someone who worked at the BBC I can attest that the level of "failing upward" is staggering

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Alan_Shore: Dec 2, 2004

I think the P in Vitamin P might stand for Prat

# ¿ Jan 24, 2019 04:55

Alan_Shore: Dec 2, 2004

Jose posted:

https://twitter.com/JamesMelville/status/1088696249652572160?s=19

That laugh at the end is WONDERFUL

Brexit: I don't know the answer to that

# ¿ Jan 25, 2019 10:56

Alan_Shore: Dec 2, 2004

Hentai Jihadist posted:

You're not suggesting they're the same... Oh God

# ¿ Jan 28, 2019 12:26

Alan_Shore: Dec 2, 2004

Jose posted:

My solution to brexit is to apply for a job with the British Antarctic survey today and go to Antarctica lol

When you think about it The Thing is a perfect metaphor for Brexit, what with a group of white people tearing themselves apart over a foreigner

# ¿ Feb 1, 2019 11:40

Alan_Shore: Dec 2, 2004

ReelBigLizard posted:

Chaps, don't worry, in a few years we'll all be Brexit Millionaires*.

*One million pounds will buy one Melton Mowbray mini pork pie, imported from Poland

More like one Freddo

# ¿ Feb 5, 2019 16:04

Alan_Shore: Dec 2, 2004

It just struck me like loving lightning how incredibly dumb UKIP is.

The United Kingdom Independence Party.

Independence for... a group of 4 countries.

One of them is across the sea.

The one thing that unites them is their overwhelming whiteness.

Racist dumb cunts

# ¿ Feb 11, 2019 18:47

Alan_Shore: Dec 2, 2004

I don't understand this antisemitic thing. It's all cooked up right? Based on that article just posted. And perhaps Corbyn isn't a fan of Isreal? But I always thought Israel was bad because of the genocide of Palestinians and sniping children. Right? Or are they actually good?

# ¿ Feb 20, 2019 04:04

Alan_Shore: Dec 2, 2004

There is literally not enough time for a second referendum before The End

# ¿ Feb 22, 2019 07:10

Alan_Shore: Dec 2, 2004

Hey! I went to Crinkley Bottom TWICE and I loved it. I even met Noel Edmonds and got his autograph! I don't wanna hear your jokes, it was loving magical!

# ¿ Feb 22, 2019 15:24

Alan_Shore: Dec 2, 2004

twoday posted:

https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/1103022998422986753?s=19

The Department for International Trade (DIT) intends to cut 80-90% of all tariffs imposed on goods imported into Britain, according to Whitehall sources.

The radical blueprint, which has been agreed by the Cabinet, is intended both to keep goods prices in the shops from increasing dramatically and to signal the UK will remain an open, liberal economy even after leaving the EU.

According to insiders, this move would represent the single biggest liberalisation in British history.

Trade experts have warned that by slashing tariffs without waiting for reciprocation elsewhere, the UK is undermining its ability in future to strike effective trade deals, since it loses much of its leverage.

The comments on this are infuriating. Recommend do not read

# ¿ Mar 6, 2019 05:53

Alan_Shore: Dec 2, 2004

# ¿ Mar 9, 2019 05:41

Alan_Shore: Dec 2, 2004

The EU should tell her to gently caress off. She's had two years and done gently caress all. There's surely nothing in it for them to agree to a delay

# ¿ Mar 18, 2019 12:57

Alan_Shore: Dec 2, 2004

hakimashou posted:

look at that man, the prisons minister

that man -is- britain

imagine being in prison and everything is run by that loving guy

Joker origin story looking good

# ¿ Mar 29, 2019 05:10

Alan_Shore: Dec 2, 2004

iSimian posted:

In the land of the uggos, the fairest hobgoblin will be king.

That's my favourite Meat Loaf song.

Tied with "I'll do anything to Brexit, but I won't do that"

# ¿ Apr 2, 2019 14:40

Alan_Shore: Dec 2, 2004

If Boris Johnson becomes PM there should by rights be full on riots in the streets

# ¿ Jun 13, 2019 13:56

Alan_Shore: Dec 2, 2004

I don't know what's happening

Halloween owns

# ¿ Jun 16, 2019 16:01

Alan_Shore: Dec 2, 2004

CoolCab posted:

gently caress nationalists and gently caress nationalism.

But this nation is the best nation. I was born here!

What's going on with BoJo's trial for being a loving liar? Hopefully that'll be swift and he'll be found guilty

# ¿ Jun 20, 2019 08:00

Alan_Shore: Dec 2, 2004

Party Boat posted:

It was chucked out because it was paper thin, legally speaking

Well why should he face consequences for his actions after all

# ¿ Jun 20, 2019 08:48

Alan_Shore: Dec 2, 2004

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

this thread will become the BORIS thread, as the Trump Thread before it

*your avatar but it's me in a shirt that says SENSIBLE LAD and I'm crying saying "No... bluh bluh ... NO!"*

# ¿ Jun 21, 2019 11:11

Alan_Shore: Dec 2, 2004

Ms Fuchi posted:

The most recent Reith Lectures are UK Supreme Court Justice Jonathan Sumption arguing in part why UK Parliamentary democracy is preferable to a constitution, for anyone interested

Well Jesus have you seen what a constitution gets you? A million gunned down kids

# ¿ Aug 28, 2019 14:02