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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > Jokes that are good but you can't be bothered to develop a thread for
 
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WithoutTheFezOn
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They got him for Aggravated Bogart.

* # ¿ Jun 20, 2020 00:37
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# ¿ May 11, 2024 13:38
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WithoutTheFezOn
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Your honor, we the jury find the defendant NOT COOL, MAN.

* # ¿ Jun 20, 2020 03:54
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WithoutTheFezOn
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Dants.

* # ¿ Jul 12, 2021 15:32
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WithoutTheFezOn
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Prurient Squid posted:

Toxicology Rapport.
*picks up lab results*
*starts beatboxing*

* # ¿ Oct 25, 2021 20:25
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WithoutTheFezOn
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Gene Hackman Fan posted:

The Hannah Barbarians were thought to have originally settled what is now the tri-city area. Other than what we've known from the occasional archeological find, very little is known.
They did not seem to spread their civilization much. Current knowledge speculates this is probably because when they travelled more than a short distance, they would be teleported back to their starting point and merely pass the same stretch of land repeatedly.

* # ¿ Jan 15, 2022 19:26
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WithoutTheFezOn
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A mirror with lines of flour on it.

* # ¿ May 7, 2022 01:18
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WithoutTheFezOn
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Finger Prince posted:

A Flowers for Algernon type story, only as the protagonist regresses to his base intelligence, instead of mourning its loss, he starts to realize that it was actually a side effect of the gay serum administered to him by ANTIFA at the behest of the Jew led illuminati and only once he's back at his menial job does he realise the truth, and develops an obsession about the government coming to take his guns (he doesn't own any guns).
Followers for QAnon.

* # ¿ Jun 23, 2022 13:46
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WithoutTheFezOn
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And a good dental plan.

* # ¿ Aug 12, 2022 02:21
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WithoutTheFezOn
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Karate Bastard posted:

Can we get someone from Cleveland in here??????
Sup?

* # ¿ Aug 22, 2022 21:35
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WithoutTheFezOn
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No. It is The Land of Cleve.

* # ¿ Aug 22, 2022 21:59
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WithoutTheFezOn
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Karate Bastard posted:

I think something like this actually exists already? Like I think the premise is to get your vehicle as far as possible with only a quart of gas or something?
About 12 years ago this was called “hypermiling”..

* # ¿ Dec 15, 2022 16:32
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WithoutTheFezOn
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Prurient Squid posted:

If Alan Greenspan takes a poo poo before 12pm the markets are gonna tank, but if he takes a piss as well as a poo poo those stocks are gonna go sky high.
Greenslog Day.

* # ¿ Jan 12, 2023 02:30
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WithoutTheFezOn
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Prurient Squid posted:

How much money do you have to have before you can be considered a tldrillionaire?
$3600

* # ¿ Feb 15, 2023 16:33
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WithoutTheFezOn
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Finger Prince posted:

Late 30-something couple standing outside their suburban house: "after living in the city for so long, we really felt we needed to move out to a quieter neighborhood to..." (the rest is lost as the deafening roar of a gas powered leaf blower starts up)
Scene from modern Blazing Saddles.

* # ¿ Apr 1, 2023 21:31
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WithoutTheFezOn
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Add a museum heist and its “take the Monet and rune”.

* # ¿ Jun 6, 2023 19:16
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WithoutTheFezOn
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Monotype.

* # ¿ Jul 31, 2023 14:53
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WithoutTheFezOn
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RavenousScoot posted:

piss off a troop of clowns then end up flying down the highway with a swarm of clown cars in hot pursuit

they attempt to ram your car and ricochet off one-by-one
One hangs out the passenger window, points their gun and leaves a trail of flags with BANG! written on them.

* # ¿ Aug 11, 2023 19:07
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WithoutTheFezOn
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Yo momma so old I told her to act her age and she dropped … what she was doing and paid some bills and checked her investments.

* # ¿ Sep 20, 2023 20:55
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WithoutTheFezOn
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Hurdy Gurdywurst.

* # ¿ Oct 11, 2023 14:53
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WithoutTheFezOn
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Hand-cranked dairy cow collector. The Herdy Guernsey.

* # ¿ Oct 11, 2023 17:33
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WithoutTheFezOn
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Buttchocks posted:

I settled down with the LLC …
Yeah, you know me.

* # ¿ Dec 22, 2023 22:26
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WithoutTheFezOn
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Requires a Concealed Piri permit.

* # ¿ Jan 13, 2024 21:37
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WithoutTheFezOn
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Prurient Squid posted:

What's the police code that denotes a slime crime?
0023

* # ¿ Mar 12, 2024 17:00
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WithoutTheFezOn
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RavenousScoot posted:

town has been beset with swarms of roving hoops, bouncing and rolling all over everything

but lo our faith can be placed in the hands of the local ragamuffins with sticks to beat back the scourge!
The Pied Pipe-er.

* # ¿ Mar 20, 2024 16:41
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# ¿ May 11, 2024 13:38
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WithoutTheFezOn
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Finger Prince posted:

Marriage is a sacred bond between a brood-mate and her thralls. Two thralls in thrall to each other? It ain't natural.
It’s Bleeknort and GREEV, not Bleeknort and BLEVE.

* # ¿ Mar 26, 2024 20:06
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